You've ever done or had happen to you?


Mine is projectile vomit back into my own mouth

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1/12/2012 7:36:05 PM

hahaha...that made me laugh.

1/12/2012 7:40:08 PM

this one time, I read a Krallum thread

1/12/2012 7:40:51 PM

At summer camp at night I would piss on kids crotches so they'd think they pissed themselves. Finally got caught.

1/12/2012 7:48:51 PM

1/12/2012 8:23:02 PM

^haha

1/12/2012 8:23:41 PM

I was originally gonna add ib4 "I posted in a dnl thread" but that works too john thomas williams

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1/12/2012 8:45:20 PM

hemorrhoids

1/13/2012 1:58:25 AM

BUMP

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1/19/2012 1:06:55 PM

removing thong underwear from a washer water pump that had not drained in so long the water had a green film growing on it

1/19/2012 4:02:40 PM

close

john thomas williams was my great great great ... grandfather

1/19/2012 4:05:58 PM

bttt i know yall some nasty niggaz

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1/19/2012 9:49:53 PM

ive shat myself on a bus and had to walk all the way home in thembefore i could throw away my jeans

1/19/2012 9:52:17 PM

In 1st grade, we had to stand outside in line after the bus dropped off the kids before we could enter the building. Well, one morning I vomited, but I managed to hold it in my mouth. I didn't want to spew it everywhere because I knew all the other kids would freak out. After about 10 minutes, I couldn't hold it in anymore and I vomited again. About 3 minutes later, the doors opened. I remember leaving a discolored stain on the blacktop where I had stood that day.

To tell something different, I once drank a mouthfull of tobacco spit. When I was a little kid, I would go watch my dad fly his remote controlled airplanes at a local airfield. He had brought a Pepsi for us to share. I got a bit thirsty later that day. I didn't know if the can was empty or not, so I shook it around. Felt like there was enough for one last gulp, so I chugged it down. My dad saw me putting down the can and asked if I had drank it. I said yes and he lol'd telling me it was now his spit can. Thanks dad.

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1/19/2012 10:01:07 PM

I read this thread: message_topic.aspx?topic=622840

1/19/2012 10:06:46 PM

Priojectile vomited a pound of raw sausage when i was six. It came out of my nose and mouth at the same time. For the next few hours whenever I blew my nose raw sausage bits and snot came out.

1/19/2012 10:08:03 PM

Accidental dip-drinking is so prevalent (and so nasty) it may even deserve its own thread.

1/19/2012 10:08:31 PM

^^ Why, exactly, did you eat a whole pound of raw sausage?

1/19/2012 10:09:33 PM

big swig of dip spit out of a Dr Pepper can

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

1/19/2012 10:10:17 PM

big swig of blunt ash out of a beer bottle

fuck fuck fuck

1/19/2012 10:11:44 PM

I would raid the fridge as a kid when I coulldn't sleep. I didn't know what it was, but it tasted pretty good. I ate most of the links in the pack before my mom caught me. Poison control told her to induce vomiting, so I got to drink milk and water until I was so full that I puked.

1/19/2012 10:14:29 PM

Put a can of beer down on a table next to a half empty can of the same kind of beer from like a week before.

Picked up beer can and took a big swig

Immediately spat out about 5,000 gnats

1/19/2012 10:15:26 PM

[Edited on January 19, 2012 at 10:20 PM. Reason : nevermind. I scrolled up.]

1/19/2012 10:19:20 PM