My grundle just dripped onto my shoe. Fuck

1/13/2012 8:40:40 AM

1/13/2012 8:51:02 AM

SHIT. bad omens coming your way bro.

1/13/2012 8:52:35 AM

Fuck, a tree branch fell on my car and dented it. FUUUUUUUUU

1/13/2012 8:53:41 AM

here's a list of lucky charms:
green clovers
orange stars
yellow moons
pink hearts
red balloons
rainbows
pots of gold

hope it helps

1/13/2012 9:03:23 AM

Dammit... My girlfriend told me that she hates me... Dammit

1/13/2012 9:13:14 AM

Amended
Blue Moons.
Horseshoes.

1/13/2012 9:15:46 AM

1/13/2012 9:20:32 AM

hearts, stars, horse shoes, clovers and blue moons, pots of gold and rainbows, and the red balloons

1/13/2012 9:21:36 AM

^^ that made my day

1/13/2012 9:22:32 AM

Partial power outage at my job. The kids are still testing, but I couldn't read about video games on the computer for about half an hour

1/13/2012 9:27:12 AM

Shit.... I just got caught in an office shitstorm. Shit

1/13/2012 10:54:38 AM

this has blown up on my news feed...

1/13/2012 11:00:38 AM

Students are catching attitudes with me on the last day of class

1/13/2012 11:00:42 AM

my students are doing just fine today... the class i have right now is awesome. (it's the class where the girl who died over the weekend was one of my students)

1/13/2012 11:05:20 AM

Quote :

"the class i have right now is awesome. (it's the class where the girl who died over the weekend was one of my students)"

1/13/2012 11:07:33 AM

it's not awesome BECAUSE of that.

1/13/2012 11:09:27 AM

Got an email saying a coworker wrecked his bike and cracked his noggin open. He will, live...but not be able to function in the same capacity

1/13/2012 11:10:18 AM

It's really just the two or three kids. The main issue is that we have a four hour exam period to allow for EOCs, but most exams do not require that amount of time at all. The kids are left with several hours with nothing to do but sit quietly, read, or watch a movie.

1/13/2012 11:17:55 AM

eyem skaired

1/13/2012 11:27:42 AM

our work fridge leaked big time overnight & flooded half the building. a bunch of carpet, vct, & cabinetry are going to have to be removed. potentially lost a computer too. it ran out of the kitchen through the walls & into a cubicle, work area, and conference room.

1/13/2012 11:30:57 AM

i took a really gross shit today. and im kind of dizzy. AM I GONNA DIE?

1/13/2012 11:32:16 AM

SOMEONE REMINDED ME THAT 2PAC DIED ON FRIDAY THE 13TH!!1

1/13/2012 11:37:49 AM

2PAC LIVES

1/13/2012 11:42:26 AM

fun fact: my little bro was born on friday the 13th and older bro shares hitler's birthday

1/13/2012 11:52:38 AM

fuck your little brother. he dies today

1/13/2012 11:54:40 AM

i went to the gas station a few minutes ago and there was some dead dude in a car in the parking lot

1/13/2012 9:10:01 PM

1/13/2012 9:10:28 PM

my girlfriend got robbed of $300+ cash, her camera she just got for christmas, and her umm tobacco pipe sometime around 5 AM..

1/13/2012 9:31:51 PM

i turned 16 and got my license on friday the 13th

1/13/2012 9:34:10 PM

^^ In a parking lot of a Super8?

1/13/2012 10:39:27 PM