"C" Batteries

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1/13/2012 1:23:04 PM

where are A batteries ? why didn't they catch on ?

ohh... and obligatory *nothing*

1/13/2012 2:00:55 PM

PEEING WITH THE TOILET SEAT DOWN

PUNISHABLE BY DEATH

1/13/2012 2:02:29 PM

Females, too?

1/13/2012 2:02:58 PM

ESPECIALLY FEMALES

1/13/2012 2:03:35 PM

haha

1/13/2012 2:13:14 PM

I MEAN PEEING WITH THE SET DOWN WHILE STANDING UP

1/13/2012 2:32:52 PM

How do you feel about frilly toothpicks?

1/13/2012 2:36:39 PM

i'm for em

1/13/2012 2:37:41 PM

Well, this club is formed

[Edited on January 13, 2012 at 2:42 PM. Reason : .]

1/13/2012 2:40:29 PM

I hate frilly toothpicks! They only have one side suitable for picking teeth!

If all of the millions of frilly toothpicks were regular toothpicks we would have probably saved at least 3 trees!

1/13/2012 2:42:32 PM

^ Well you are not in the fucking club!

[Edited on January 13, 2012 at 2:57 PM. Reason : ^^ I always thought that he said "Well this club's for em"]

1/13/2012 2:57:02 PM

I did too. That is what I initially put, then googled it and the first two I looked at said formed. So I changed it. I think it works either way

1/13/2012 3:00:45 PM

Fat girls in clothes that make me wanna

1/13/2012 3:13:59 PM

Nuisance Party Ordinance

1/13/2012 3:25:06 PM

Crocs worn in public.

1/13/2012 3:31:43 PM

USPS TRACKING SYSTEM

1/13/2012 3:35:25 PM

^^^ I'm not quite sure how that hasn't been challenged under the right of the people to peaceably assemble.


As per the rest, see the 10th Amendment.


Except for fat girls in skinny clothes; even I am willing to ignore the Constitution or take some tortured interpretation of it to justify outlawing this.

1/13/2012 3:37:49 PM

They changed it to be a $$$ civil citation instead of an automatic misdemeanor, that has kind of dampened the opposition to it. I think it is still subject to arrest/criminal citation at the officers discretion.

Also the fucker that wrote the ordinance lost his city council seat.

1/13/2012 3:47:53 PM

USPS TRACKING SYSTEM

1/13/2012 3:50:50 PM

Fat girls in clothes that make me wanna

1/13/2012 3:53:49 PM

Paypal randomly processing ACH drafts against a checking account.

1/13/2012 3:57:44 PM

WOMEN FROM DRIVING SUVs

1/13/2012 4:20:21 PM

Driving slow in the left lane.

1/13/2012 4:22:05 PM

Quote :

"WOMEN FROM DRIVING SUVs"

Fixed it for you

1/13/2012 4:58:35 PM

thx

thread is better now

1/13/2012 4:59:14 PM

Working more than 50 hours on salary with no OT benes

1/13/2012 5:02:12 PM

^ lol, it's not?

1/13/2012 5:12:46 PM

probably depends on your work classification

1/13/2012 5:13:07 PM

AMENDMENT

AZN WOMEN FROM DRIVING SUVs


[Edited on January 13, 2012 at 5:15 PM. Reason : two.... two too many ms]

1/13/2012 5:15:23 PM

snarky e-mails that have not been proofread. or any e-mail that has not been proofread.

1/13/2012 5:20:53 PM

aha sounds like you got under someones skin

1/13/2012 5:24:24 PM

more like someone took a huge shit on me but doesn't know how dirty i play. it's so on.

1/13/2012 5:32:35 PM

At first Meg was like...

but then ...

1/13/2012 5:33:56 PM

McDonald's ending breakfast at 12:30

1/15/2012 9:10:10 AM

McDonalds.

1/15/2012 9:28:39 AM

^I had a 20 piece nugget the other day, in high doses that mock-food is poison.

1/15/2012 10:03:43 AM

fast food
junk food

1/15/2012 10:07:47 AM

use of lafta bux

1/15/2012 11:25:55 AM

Q-Tips without enough cotton on the ends!

And softcore porn...if you're gonna look at porn you might as well go all the way

1/15/2012 12:36:40 PM

Giftcards that expire/lose value every month if you don't use them. See also: Skype credit.

1/15/2012 1:08:45 PM

^Thats a really good example, I think.

1/15/2012 1:11:30 PM

Quote :

"McDonald's ending breakfast at 12:30"

I thought they stopped breakfast at 10:30?

1/15/2012 1:13:39 PM

STUPID PEOPLE

1/15/2012 3:13:34 PM

Weed.

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

1/15/2012 3:17:20 PM

The garbage truck only picking up the certified city of Raleigh can and leaving the rest beside the road.

1/16/2012 8:06:03 AM

Bathroom stalls where your knees touch the door and your feet poke out from under the door

1/16/2012 11:32:54 AM

they are... now.

1/16/2012 11:35:15 AM

Quote :

"McDonald's ending breakfast at 12:30"

I thought they stopped at 10:30. Many a times I've had a quarter pounder with cheese when I had intended to get an egg mcmuffin

1/16/2012 3:14:08 PM

the 49th post on a TWW page

1/17/2012 9:19:55 AM