Safe to say....if you drink too much on Bourbon Street do not go to Krystal Burger....


http://www.wafb.com/story/16548826/police-searching-for-suspect-in-sexual-battery-against-lsu-fan#.TxdQ5NyGnE4.facebook

1/18/2012 11:01:17 PM

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"Then, one of them removes his own genitals from his shorts and climbs on the counter and commits the sexual battery."

teabag?

1/19/2012 1:27:22 AM

^yes

my favorite part is another guy clearly has the same thought but his girlfriend is there to stop him

bama fans are a classy bunch

1/19/2012 6:25:43 AM

i wouldn't call teabagging sexual assault, more like aggravated douchebaggery.

1/19/2012 8:13:14 AM

So, would you say Alabama won the ball game?

1/19/2012 8:41:17 AM

Ball so hard.
They indeed want to fine him.
First they have to find him.

1/19/2012 8:45:09 AM

If they find this guy he is fucked

Quote :

" more like aggravated doucheteabaggery"

[Edited on January 19, 2012 at 2:27 PM. Reason : d]

1/19/2012 2:24:59 PM

Quote :

"ROLL DAMN TIDE"

1/19/2012 2:26:27 PM

http://deadspin.com/5877636/brian-downing-alleged-alabama-teabagger-has-turned-himself-in

1/19/2012 4:06:00 PM

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"One former employee who worked for Downing says co-workers "couldn't believe it," and that it was an "awful awful drunken mistake, but damn ... what an asshole.""

lol

[Edited on January 19, 2012 at 4:58 PM. Reason : .]

1/19/2012 4:57:44 PM

The thing that gets me is that he doesn't just whip out sac, teabag, sheath sac. He lets them hang for a while, like he's soaking in the moment.

1/19/2012 5:15:24 PM

Quote :

"Then, one of them removes his own genitals from his shorts and climbs on the counter and commits the sexual battery."

I, for one, am glad he didn't remove someone else's genitals from his shorts

1/19/2012 10:30:30 PM

what kind of ninny prosecutes someone over a teabag though

1/20/2012 7:59:43 AM

Most people aren't fags like yourself.

1/20/2012 8:22:51 AM

...excuse me? Being teabagged is embarrassing, yes, but you're a pussy if you call the cops on someone because they laid their balls on your forehead.

1/22/2012 9:48:26 AM

If it was someone I knew I wouldn't prosecute, I'd just kick his ass at some point because I know he wouldn't prosecute for that either.

If it was a total stranger (and a UNC fan at that) I'd totally prosecute, because screw that guy.

1/22/2012 10:16:00 AM

Quote :

"Being teabagged is embarrassing, yes, but you're a pussy if you call the cops on someone because they laid their balls on your forehead."

What are you, 13? Of course you call the cops if someone does that.

1/22/2012 10:34:32 AM

Why wouldn't you call the cops? This fucking fuck needs every fucking thing coming his fucking way for this fuck up.

1/22/2012 10:49:45 AM

fuck this teabagger

call the cops every fucking time

1/22/2012 12:14:28 PM

This is the lamest thing a fan of national championship team has ever done to celebrate.


Real fans burn shit and turn over cop cars.

1/22/2012 1:11:14 PM

Quote :

"What are you, 13? Of course you call the cops if someone does that."

Uh, no I punch the dumbfuck IN HIS BALLS. Jesus. Call the cops? The pussification of America ITT.

1/22/2012 1:15:47 PM

^
This.

I mean, I would go out my way to get revenge, but no cops.

1/22/2012 1:28:42 PM

^,^^ Good to know you won't call the cops. Please, feel free to pass out in public. I got an itch I need to scratch on your chin.

1/22/2012 4:44:11 PM

1/25/2012 9:15:31 PM