ALERT!!!

1/25/2012 12:54:01 PM

iop1.02

1/25/2012 12:54:54 PM

UNPOSSIBLE!

Guns are not allowed on educational grounds.

1/25/2012 12:56:48 PM

people, people, people

[Edited on January 25, 2012 at 1:02 PM. Reason : y]

1/25/2012 12:58:31 PM

DATE: January 25, 2012 12:50:01 PM EST
WolfAlert - Campus Emergency
We have received 2 unrelated reports of a subject possibly on campus with a gun with different descriptions. We have checked the reported areas and have no verification that these reports are accurate. Please remain vigilant and report any suspicious activity immediately to campus police. Descriptions are available on the NCSU webpage.

1/25/2012 12:59:48 PM

oh jesus

1/25/2012 1:01:08 PM

It was only a matter of time before State got in on this trend.


Also,

Quote :

"PLEASE REMAIN VIGILANT"

1/25/2012 1:02:44 PM

Quote :

" We have received 2 unrelated reports of a subject possibly on campus with a gun with different descriptions."

2 GUNMEN ON CAMPUS

somebody fix the thread title please

1/25/2012 1:10:03 PM

^ unrelated reports =/= unrelated gunmen

[Edited on January 25, 2012 at 1:14 PM. Reason : though maybe they cousins or something...]

1/25/2012 1:14:09 PM

1/25/2012 1:14:41 PM

Quote :

"Wednesday, January 25, 2012 (noon) Witness reported a white male possibly carrying a gun. He was reported to be around 20 years old wearing a striped toboggan hat, tan jacket and baggy blue jeans. He was headed toward Riddick Hall. Wednesday, January 25, 2012 (10:43 a.m.) Witnesses reported a college age heavy set white male wearing a blue toboggan hat, dark jacket, dark pants walking on Current Drive toward Hillsborough Street"

1/25/2012 1:15:31 PM

It was me, I was walking around with a shirt off, sorry.

1/25/2012 1:15:39 PM

So, a fat guy in jeans. That narrows it down...

1/25/2012 1:16:20 PM

OH WAIT


That "zombies versus humans" thing is going on this week. Kids with Nerf Guns galore.

I'll put my money on that.

1/25/2012 1:16:50 PM

^ Haha, same.

1/25/2012 1:18:10 PM

Especially if it was modified:

https://www.google.com/search?q=modified+nerf+gun&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=aEcgT6nBCIXVgQemn6CyDw&biw=1680&bih=959&sei=aUcgT8-MKcGigweytMyADw

1/25/2012 1:18:22 PM

No one is going to beat me at Zombies this year. No one

1/25/2012 1:19:41 PM

Fat guy carrying an umba-rella

1/25/2012 1:19:55 PM

..ella

..ella

1/25/2012 1:20:59 PM

1/25/2012 1:21:14 PM

fat guy with curtain rods

1/25/2012 1:22:10 PM

fat guy in a little coat

1/25/2012 1:22:58 PM

Quote :

"blue toboggan hat,"

wearing a sled on his head. should be easy to spot

1/25/2012 1:24:33 PM

little guy in a big coat.

1/25/2012 1:24:54 PM

Quote :

" heavy set white male wearing a blue toboggan hat, dark jacket, dark pants "

1/25/2012 1:25:14 PM

Wtf?

1/25/2012 1:27:33 PM

Quote :

"OH WAIT That "zombies versus humans" thing is going on this week. Kids with Nerf Guns galore. I'll put my money on that."

I thought about this as I was walking to class this morning. Wouldn't be surprised if that's the case at all.

1/25/2012 1:30:41 PM

Quote :

"He was headed toward Riddick Hall."

Oh shit, I'm in the line of fire right now.

1/25/2012 1:32:21 PM

don't be a hero zsl

1/25/2012 1:33:01 PM

I think WRAL trolls TWW for news:

Quote :

"JUST IN: NORTH CAROLINA STATE UNIVERSITY CAMPUS POLICE HAVE GOTTEN TWO REPORTS OF GUNS ON CAMPUS. THEY SENT AN ALERT TO STUDENTS, BUT AS OF 1 P.M., NEITHER REPORT HAS BEEN VERIFIED. "

1/25/2012 1:34:03 PM

^^lol

1/25/2012 1:35:23 PM

^^Or they are signed up for NCSU emergency e-mails

Quote :

"DATE: January 25, 2012 12:50:01 PM EST WolfAlert - Campus Emergency We have received 2 unrelated reports of a subject possibly on campus with a gun with different descriptions. We have checked the reported areas and have no verification that these reports are accurate. Please remain vigilant and report any suspicious activity immediately to campus police. Descriptions are available on the NCSU webpage."

[Edited on January 25, 2012 at 1:35 PM. Reason : f]

1/25/2012 1:35:40 PM

Oh, I saw that, but it seems that a lot of these type stories hit TWW before they hit WRAL.

1/25/2012 1:38:34 PM

Quote :

"That "zombies versus humans" thing is going on this week. Kids with Nerf Guns galore."

I bet thats what it was

1/25/2012 1:39:18 PM

guns? on my campus?

1/25/2012 1:39:58 PM

Why do I come to TWW when seeing the alert on WRAL? I know shit goes down faster here~!

1/25/2012 1:40:18 PM

^Did the same.

1/25/2012 1:58:58 PM

white ppl going crazy, its the end of the world

1/25/2012 1:59:08 PM

Today we are all Wolfpacks...

...or is it Wolves?

Either way, Today we are all TWWers...

1/25/2012 2:03:31 PM

WOLPFACK

1/25/2012 2:09:27 PM

Nano... what?

1/25/2012 2:11:54 PM

IoP1

1/25/2012 2:34:42 PM

I came to post that it was likely Zombies v. Humans related, but fucking GrayFox33 beat me to it THAT INFORMATIVE BASTARD.

1/25/2012 2:38:00 PM

Quote :

""blue toboggan hat," wearing a sled on his head. should be easy to spot"

was gonna post that exact thing

1/25/2012 2:39:18 PM

Quote :

"THAT INFORMATIVE BASTARD"

[Edited on January 25, 2012 at 2:41 PM. Reason : This is likely the most accurate description of me I've heard thus far]

1/25/2012 2:41:00 PM

we are all in the wolfpack... specially after the jagermeister roofie shots.

1/25/2012 2:42:41 PM

JUST IN: N.C. STATE UNIVERSITY OFFICIALS SAY THEY HAVE FOUND NOTHING TO SUBSTANTIATE EARLIER REPORTS OF A GUNMAN ON CAMPUS.

1/25/2012 2:52:25 PM

My suitemate made a custom Nerf rifle, maybe he shouldn't be dragging it around campus.

1/25/2012 2:54:35 PM

^Yea seriously. There's about a million NERF guns on campus right now for HvZ, and probably some of them have altered the color scheme.

(And when I say a million, I mean two dozen).

1/25/2012 3:01:44 PM

iop1, set em up for minka

1/25/2012 3:02:18 PM