that's right... hippie crack
http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2012/01/heres-demi-moores-911-call.html

1/27/2012 6:34:30 PM

she's being treated for anorexia too?! NO WAY.

1/27/2012 6:38:23 PM

I never really liked her on friends

1/27/2012 6:40:04 PM

whip-its

the poor man's porn store nitrous

1/27/2012 6:42:03 PM

1/27/2012 6:43:45 PM

and all this time I thought she was an amyl nitrate kind of woman.

1/27/2012 6:53:10 PM

I was hoping she was into BDSM

1/27/2012 7:01:56 PM

Quote :

"the poor man's porn store nitrous"

wut?

1/27/2012 7:04:56 PM

red bull addict too which makes sense

1/27/2012 7:17:04 PM

^^ go to porn store

buy nitrous

...

profit

1/27/2012 7:22:59 PM

You would assume someone that wealthy would buy a tank of nitrous.

1/27/2012 7:29:19 PM

^^ you're saying that porn stores sell nitrous in a form other than whip its?

Otherwise none of what you said makes any sense.

[Edited on January 27, 2012 at 7:50 PM. Reason : ^]

1/27/2012 7:30:11 PM

what i'm wondering is why is nitrous in a porn store to begin with.

1/27/2012 7:31:53 PM

we have a problem with colloquialisms here

i only call them whip-its if you're using actual aerosol cans

if you get nitrous canisters i just call it nitrous

because using an aerosol wastes whatever else is in the can, and that ain't classy

1/27/2012 7:35:44 PM

is it to give you some crazy high before you cum or something?

1/27/2012 7:38:44 PM

AHAHA, this is kinda funny. I imagine the drug situation was really just a nice excuse to call 911 on someone who doesn't eat food.

1/27/2012 7:40:18 PM

Quote :

"you're saying that porn stores sell nitrous in a form other than whip its?"

I'm saying porn stores aren't the only place where you can get nitrous.

1/27/2012 7:44:30 PM

^ sure, but what you say makes sense. Porn stores sell whip-its under the pretense of you making confectioneries but really so you can inhale them. But you can get a real tank with just a little more $$ somewhere else.

vinylbandit, on the other hand, maintains that there is a variety of porn store nitrous. Not just nitrous, but porn store nitrous. And that whip-its are the form that poor men buy.

1/27/2012 7:56:57 PM

^i seen porn store sell vcr head cleaner to inhale back in the 90's

[Edited on January 27, 2012 at 7:58 PM. Reason : a]

1/27/2012 7:58:25 PM

Quote :

"i seen porn store sell vcr head cleaner to inhale back in the 90's"

And you did a little too much I take it, resulting in your current English skills.

1/27/2012 8:03:35 PM

Quote :

"vinylbandit, on the other hand, maintains that there is a variety of porn store nitrous. Not just nitrous, but porn store nitrous. And that whip-its are the form that poor men buy."

No, doing whip-its is getting high from regular household aerosols, like whipped cream.

Buying nitrous from the porn store is just buying nitrous from the porn store.

1/27/2012 8:05:58 PM

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=whip-its

Quote :

"1. (N) Small canisters of compressed nitrous oxide intended for cooking and baking purposes, which are inhaled for a momentary high. 2. (Compound Verb with "do") The act or process of inhaling nitrous oxide from small compressed canisters or compressed cans of whipped cream."

I did not previously know that the whipped cream things were included in the term.

However, it would seem that the term refers to both items.

[Edited on January 27, 2012 at 8:11 PM. Reason : ]

1/27/2012 8:09:30 PM

i seen porn store sell vcr head cleaner to inhale back in the 90's

1/27/2012 9:22:37 PM

sounds like something Karl from Sling Blade would say

1/27/2012 9:33:13 PM

bitch needs to get some b-12 pills

1/27/2012 9:50:10 PM

Quote :

"what i'm wondering is why is nitrous in a porn store to begin with. "

it causes the anal sphincter to relax, making anal sex easier. alkyl nitrites have the same effect, which is why "video head cleaner" (amyl nitrite) used to be sold in porn stores before it was banned.

1/27/2012 10:58:04 PM

vcr cleaner = poppers = the shit mac and charlie were doing in the episode where they fake their own deaths.

1/27/2012 11:18:05 PM

I, too, thought this thread would be about Devo. Gut Feeling/slap your Mammy rocks so hard.

1/28/2012 3:34:57 AM

while that is true, smart patrol/mr. dna is both the best devo song with a slash and the best devo song in general

1/28/2012 4:30:35 AM

If I had $Demi Moore, I wouldn't spend it on cases of Reddi-Wip.

1/28/2012 4:50:33 AM

I thought "poppers" referred to amyl nitrate? And this is the first I've heard of a distinction between getting the propellant out of a can of redi-whip vs the small canisters for bakeries and shit.

http://www.amazon.com/Whip-It-Whipped-Cream-Chargers-50-Pack/dp/B001MUJHKG/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1327761736&sr=8-1

1/28/2012 9:44:52 AM

I guess not getting to have sex with someone half your age and still in their prime is a good time to give up on life. Who would have thought kutcher was such a catch?

1/28/2012 11:51:20 AM

I don't see how doing some whip-its is giving up on life...

1/28/2012 11:55:54 AM

N2O is the safest inhalant, provided you don't asphyxiate yourself or burn your lungs by inhaling super-chilled gas. obviously the whipped cream cans are to be avoided for these reasons. the only long term effect of chronic use is vitamin B-12 depletion.

1/28/2012 12:01:07 PM

Red string on the wrist = Kabbala, right? Just trying to enumerate all the ways in which she's fucked up.

1/28/2012 5:15:51 PM