well as usual
I wake up and have to shit
this is getting old

1/28/2012 1:28:40 PM

there I sat, broken-
hearted, went to defecate
but only farted

1/28/2012 1:31:18 PM

hot cup of coffee
primes me for my morning sit-down
dropping a huge deuce

1/28/2012 1:34:54 PM

The best parts the smell
Everyone loves their own brand
Better eat more beans!

1/28/2012 1:41:32 PM

i'm so fucking sick
of seeing these parody
threads i want to puke

1/28/2012 1:43:09 PM

^eloquent

1/28/2012 2:00:51 PM

First I did your mom^^
secondly i took a dump
third, came to t-dub

1/28/2012 2:03:17 PM

go to hell asshole
my mom died 9 years ago
suck on your own dick

1/28/2012 2:05:51 PM

Always a good joke,
it never gets old unless,
your mom really did die.

1/28/2012 2:19:02 PM

pulled down my britches
let loose with raging fury
oh dear sweet relief

1/28/2012 2:22:13 PM

I woke up today
the bed suprisingly warm
I shat in my sleep

1/28/2012 6:58:41 PM