How long were you dating?
Were you the dumper or dumpee?
Why did you break up?
How is your relationship with that person now?
How were they in bed? Rate their genitals.

1/29/2012 3:01:00 PM

I would answer but some of the answers would violate my personal rules for what I will and will not share with anyone and everyone who happens to see it.

1/29/2012 3:02:44 PM

Feel free to omit some answers if necessary.

1/29/2012 3:04:11 PM

Thanks for answering to tell us you aren't answering.

chode

1/29/2012 3:04:12 PM

thanks for thanking me?

1/29/2012 3:05:05 PM

thank you for thanking him after he thanked you

1/29/2012 3:05:35 PM

How long were you dating? 3 months
Were you the dumper or dumpee? dumper
Why did you break up? questioned his sexuality (he had a tramp stamp and wore women's clothing)
How is your relationship with that person now? Bad. I'm in a serious relationship with one of his (former) friends.
How were they in bed? Rate their genitals. Not bad! Just wondered how many dudes it had been in.

1/29/2012 3:06:12 PM

But seriously often I'll start on a reply and then just say fuck it. Usually not worth it to put things on the record.

1/29/2012 3:07:13 PM

How long were you dating? 8 months maybe

Were you the dumper or dumpee? Dumper

Why did you break up? She was crazy and wanted to get pregnant while I was gone overseas by any means necessary

How is your relationship with that person now? to me, she dead

How were they in bed? Rate their genitals. combination of dead fish and asian girl porno style

Genital rating = 5, not reliable or durable enough and too prone to tearing

1/29/2012 3:15:03 PM

ok, I'll bite:

do you mean "tearing" as in she would get emotional and cry?
or do you mean "tearing" as in her genitals would rip open easily?

1/29/2012 3:16:55 PM

actually both

1/29/2012 3:17:24 PM

We dated for about 8 months.

I was the dumpee.

We broke up because he was finished with law school, had just taken the bar, and I was a scumbag girlfriend who mooched all his shit and wouldn't get a job.. and we just stopped getting along. He didn't have the balls to break up with me himself.. he had his mother call me and do it. HIS MOTHER. I may have sucked at life at that point in time, but seriously? He will make a wonderful attorney.

We do not speak anymore at all.. I'm still friends with him and his sisters on facebook, though, for some reason.

He was actually really good in bed despite being about 60 lbs overweight.. his penis.. was okay sized, I guess. It was hard to tell, though, because he was kind of fat.

sidenote.. I discovered his huge stash of shemale porn once, and told him that I found it. He rushed home from his class at law school almost in tears because he was so embarrassed. I didn't really care, but I still find it funny.

1/29/2012 3:17:31 PM

hahaha

1/29/2012 3:19:18 PM

shemale porn?

the fuck is that?

1/29/2012 3:22:24 PM

How long were you dating? 2 hours
Were you the dumper or dumpee? dumper
Why did you break up? ruined her, it just wasn't the same afterwards (see genitals)
How is your relationship with that person now? we'll acknowledge one another in passing
How were they in bed? 3
Rate their genitals. solid 8.79 before me, 1.3 afterwards

1/29/2012 3:24:59 PM

^^if you don't know, you can't afford it.

1/29/2012 3:25:34 PM

abbycadabby gets a nomination for best new poster of 2012. Wow. That was a great post.

1/29/2012 3:26:18 PM

I've only had two girlfriends in my life.

One was the mother of my two kids.
The other was for one day.

Mother of my two kids:
How long were you dating? Officially about 1 yr, but we've known each other for 10+ year.
Were you the dumper or dumpee? dumper.

Why did you break up? she couldn't get her shit together and still to this day struggles to get her shit together. Constantly making poor life decisions. Relies on luck and hand out to get through life.
She used to be my manager and my place of employment.

How is your relationship with that person now? Married to her for 18 years, if you know what I mean.\
How were they in bed? Mediocre
Rate their genitals. Mediocre
(I have high standards, higher than I should have)


The 1-day GF
How long were you dating? Officially 1 day.
Were you the dumper or dumpee? Dumper.
Why did you break up? I was trying to be her boyfriend for 3 months before I decided to give up. The day I was going to part separate ways, she said she was ready to be my girlfriend. I deliberated for 24 hours before I made the decision to break the news.

How is your relationship with that person now? No contact.
How were they in bed? 8. Rate their genitals. Nice tits.

1/29/2012 3:37:50 PM

(gotta log in to the alias in case the current GF reads this...)



How long were you dating?

Unofficially, 2+ years. "Facebook Official" 1+ year

Were you the dumper or dumpee?

dumper

Why did you break up?

she was too immature for me. not that she was an "immature" person, but she was a few years younger and we were just in different places in life. the final impetus for breaking up with her though was catching her going through my email because she was convinced I was still in inappropriate contact with my ex before her. I wasn't, but homey don't play dat.

How is your relationship with that person now?

Friendly and cordial, but we don't speak too often mostly because my current gf hates her and it's easier to just eschew contact than deal with an irrationally-mad gf

How were they in bed? Rate their genitals.

Great sex. She was quite the giver, I certainly miss that part of the relationship. Super freaky, super fine, with a firm, plump ass and tiny waist, cute tits and aimed to please. In an ideal world, would love to pull the "friends with benefits" angle but that'd never happen. One downside - her junk, as pretty and wonderful as it was, had dat 190% stank. She was a meticulously clean person but I couldn't get it through to her that wearing thongs 100% of the time was doing her no favors in the odor dept.

1/29/2012 3:40:33 PM

Can we just play rate their genitals?

1/29/2012 3:46:51 PM

Quote :

"sidenote.. I discovered his huge stash of shemale porn once, and told him that I found it. He rushed home from his class at law school almost in tears because he was so embarrassed. I didn't really care, but I still find it funny. "

LOLOLOLOL

1/29/2012 4:05:21 PM

How long were you dating? 4 dates

Were you the dumper or dumpee? Dumper

Why did you break up? She was crazy and an ex-coke whore

How is your relationship with that person now? Does not exist

How were they in bed? Banged once, twas good.

Genital rating: Boobs = 3, too big and not fun when unsheathed. Vagina = 8

1/29/2012 4:19:46 PM

How long were you dating? about 10 months
Were you the dumper or dumpee? dumper
Why did you break up? she wasn't the one for me
How is your relationship with that person now? we are amicable, but communication is minimal
How were they in bed? Rate their genitals. nunyabizniss

1/29/2012 4:37:16 PM

She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.

1/29/2012 5:11:42 PM

way more dumpers than dumpees in this thread

interesting

EMCE, does this mean you are no longer dating that beautiful girl you posted in the face thread?

1/29/2012 5:21:07 PM

^^you can't tell the difference between brazilian and chinese?

1/29/2012 5:21:48 PM

How long were you dating? 3 months
Were you the dumper or dumpee? dumpee, but I tricked her into dumping me and ran with it, conscience clear!
Why did you break up? because she was dumb as shit
How is your relationship with that person now? dont talk to her, refuse her friend requests on facebook
How were they in bed? Rate their genitals. she was always dtf but hated giving head, nice tits but needed better landscaping. overall a 6

1/29/2012 5:24:42 PM

7 months or so

she dumped me

kind of a mutual thing over the summer but she instigated we should break up, a couple months later I found out she was seeing another guy which was the real reason for the breakup

It's been a long time, I'm over it. I wish her the best but I rarely talk to her.

[Edited on January 29, 2012 at 7:05 PM. Reason : /]

1/29/2012 7:02:48 PM

Quote :

"EMCE, does this mean you are no longer dating that beautiful girl you posted in the face thread? "

We are still dating. I actually just dropped her off at her place.

1/29/2012 7:23:57 PM

Also.... I would have expected more dumpees


you know...considering it's you people

1/29/2012 8:26:21 PM

TTT, B.

12/22/2015 10:49:11 PM

We were together a little less than a year.

I got anxious and broke up with him in a fit. And then we were much happier together after that.

I had been encouraging him to apply for jobs in other cities since he really didn't like Raleigh anymore. He got an offer that was pretty good, and then I had to be all cheerful about his great opportunity and help him pack and stuff.

Our relationship now is still pretty good. We talk on the phone a couple times a month and give each other advice. Unfortunately, he also likes to whine about his life, share gossip, and talk shit about people. But, after a while, I came to find that quality endearing...so I guess I actually liked him.

12/22/2015 11:29:47 PM

my last ex is the only ex I haven't maintained a friendship with after the breakup.

it was a wild year, b.

12/22/2015 11:53:41 PM

I actually consider every previous relationship I've ended a success.

12/23/2015 10:14:12 AM

Congratulations?

12/23/2015 10:33:51 AM

Yeah, "failed" implies that there's some sort of endgame in which we can qualify a relationship as a success.

For me at least, things don't work that way.

12/23/2015 10:37:13 AM

How long were you dating? 5.5 years
Were you the dumper or dumpee? dumper
Why did you break up? alcohol, lies, caught her cheating
How is your relationship with that person now? what relationship? I wish her the best
How were they in bed? meh. Rate their genitals. She had a long ass.

12/23/2015 11:13:14 AM