GO

1/29/2012 7:38:35 PM

oh this is going to end well for me.

1/29/2012 7:39:46 PM

I GOT THIS

1/29/2012 7:39:47 PM

abby has the conch

1/29/2012 7:42:50 PM

ahem... bbehe is a kind person. he wears a beanie constantly. he should switch to contacts. he thinks he's better than everyone else.

1/29/2012 7:46:40 PM

One time, I saw bbehe punch a kitten in the stomach....just because he wanted to assert his dominance

1/29/2012 7:48:56 PM

^ That kitten was me.

He only kicks kitties.

[Edited on January 29, 2012 at 7:53 PM. Reason : ]

1/29/2012 7:52:34 PM

1/29/2012 7:54:18 PM

"Conch ain't got no bones ..."

1/29/2012 7:59:07 PM

bbehe was also the leading cause of government owned vehicle accidents during his stay at camp darby. once he broke one while washing it.

1/29/2012 7:59:30 PM

I only was involved in 3 or 4 GOV accidents, you're making it sound like more.

And that one washing was so not my fault, I was just highest ranking and took the blame

1/29/2012 8:14:39 PM

is this one of those military wives that knows way too much about her husbands's work and wears his rank (figuratively)

[Edited on January 29, 2012 at 8:25 PM. Reason : t]

1/29/2012 8:24:47 PM

^^ still more than anyone else, dude.

^at camp darby, everyone knows everything about everyone and everything. i abhor those who wear their husband's rank. it's absurd.

1/29/2012 8:25:49 PM

^^ Hahahaaha...no, she's the farthest thing from that. Darby is different though, it's a small base (maybe 150 strong) so most of the families do get the hear the day to do stories. Also, her husband drew a picture of one of my gov incidents and shared it with her.

standby...looking for the picture.

[Edited on January 29, 2012 at 8:27 PM. Reason : a]

1/29/2012 8:26:51 PM

and now I must find said picture....

1/29/2012 8:27:38 PM

We drove a rig into an automatic washer, one of the guys I worked with said he'd done it before. The top washer spinning thing came down and severed the airline from rig to trailer, I was at the controls pounding on the 'EMERGENCY STOP' button

[Edited on January 29, 2012 at 8:30 PM. Reason : h]

1/29/2012 8:29:39 PM

yes... yes that is the one.

1/29/2012 8:31:37 PM

so are you cheating on your husband with bbehe?

1/29/2012 8:40:35 PM

yes.. his penis is VERY long.. it reaches across the atlantic and the tyrrhenian sea.

1/29/2012 8:41:42 PM

ok not currently, but in the past

1/29/2012 8:42:14 PM

lol, not now, not then, and not ever.

1/29/2012 9:02:50 PM

Sounds like they got down.

1/29/2012 10:03:52 PM

It never ever happened. That's not how I roll.

1/30/2012 7:46:54 AM

what did he say about this place to make you think it was a fun place to join?

1/30/2012 8:01:46 AM

I didn't tell her anything....first rule of TWW and all that.

1/30/2012 8:07:39 AM

sweet, so he opened the van and told you we had free candy

1/30/2012 8:14:49 AM

Isn't that how everyone came upon this site? The promise of free of candy.

1/30/2012 8:20:40 AM

its true

back then they actually had candy though

1/30/2012 8:34:23 AM

I miss those days.

1/30/2012 8:35:21 AM

he tried not to tell me about it, but then gave me too much information and i was overcome with curiosity.. i'm sure i will quickly lose interest. no worries. forget i ever stopped by.

1/30/2012 9:00:33 AM

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1/30/2012 9:01:10 AM

Quote :

"i'm sure i will quickly lose interest. no worries. forget i ever stopped by."

We all lose interest in bhehe rather quickly.

1/30/2012 11:13:57 AM

^ understandably so...

1/30/2012 11:20:27 AM

swear to god, i just found out bbehe is a male.

1/30/2012 11:21:29 AM

^ took me a while too, buddy...

1/30/2012 11:24:08 AM

ehehehehehe

1/30/2012 11:25:12 AM

I hate you all

1/30/2012 11:25:27 AM

I read his name like behehe - but in my head - it sounds like tehehe

Like the tehehe from the red vs blue PSA....where the guy says I am too a girl (in a really deep voice) followed by a tehehe (in this high pitched trying to be 13/f/fl home alone type of girl)

1/30/2012 11:31:00 AM

I read it like "bebeheeee" like the brand with a giggle at the end. So I just assumed a female ran that ship.

1/30/2012 11:48:17 AM

How you pronounce my user name, which is just a combo of 'B. Behe'...be behe.

1/30/2012 1:55:24 PM