did NOT invent peanut butter. Please stop spreading this myth around every February.

2/3/2012 7:16:54 AM

but the thing on the wall at work says otherwise*


*haven't actually read the thing on the wall at work, but assume it says he invented it

2/3/2012 7:18:03 AM

...built the first computer out of a peanut.

2/3/2012 8:37:13 AM

Smath74 is jealous because he wishes that he invented peanut butter

2/3/2012 8:43:11 AM

i thought he carved George Washington out of an oak tree sacred to the Native Americans, then imbued him with the power of life, liberty, and happiness

[Edited on February 3, 2012 at 8:44 AM. Reason : i might be thinking of how wonder woman was born though]

2/3/2012 8:44:28 AM

still tryna play a phonograph record with a peanut.

[Edited on February 3, 2012 at 8:48 AM. Reason : p]

2/3/2012 8:47:37 AM

he invented the cashew

2/3/2012 8:48:13 AM

He convinced everyone that the peanut was a nut.

2/3/2012 9:28:37 AM

In elementary school, we had to do a report on an important African American for Black History Month

For 2 years (3rd and 4th grade), I did mine on GWC and turned in the same report

[Edited on February 3, 2012 at 9:31 AM. Reason : f]

2/3/2012 9:31:03 AM

the man did a lot of stuff with peanuts, sure.


but it's like saying "HENRY FORD INVENTED CARS"

2/3/2012 10:27:26 AM

ITT Smath74 admits to being a racist bigot

2/3/2012 10:30:14 AM

Peter Pan invented peanut butter

2/3/2012 10:35:22 AM

As an agricultural chemist, Carver discovered three hundred uses for peanuts and hundreds more uses for soybeans, pecans and sweet potatoes. Among the listed items that he suggested to southern farmers to help them economically were his recipes and improvements to/for: adhesives, axle grease, bleach, buttermilk, chili sauce, fuel briquettes, ink, instant coffee, linoleum, mayonnaise, meat tenderizer, metal polish, paper, plastic, pavement, shaving cream, shoe polish, synthetic rubber, talcum powder and wood stain.


So, yeah, a hell of a lot more than "peanut butter."

The truth is actually way more incredible than what you put on your jelly sandwiches.

2/3/2012 10:43:29 AM

so basically he's the bubba gump of peanuts

got it

2/3/2012 10:44:49 AM

Quote :

"The truth is actually way more incredible than what you put on your jelly sandwiches."

exactly.

2/3/2012 11:25:00 AM

Basically the dude invented buttermilk and mayonnaise.

2/3/2012 11:44:16 AM