Answer with the first thing that pops in your mind for each one....



Country that starts with U?

How many stars are on the US flag?

War that the US gained its' independence?




Don't cheat.

2/3/2012 8:40:34 PM

boobs

2/3/2012 8:40:54 PM

yes, we're gonna laugh at you

2/3/2012 8:41:32 PM

Uganda

50

Revolutionary War

didnt expect me to say Uganda did you

om....

How fast does light travel?

[Edited on February 3, 2012 at 8:43 PM. Reason : .]

2/3/2012 8:42:55 PM

URGAY
49 (it'll be a cold day in hell before I recognize missoura)
War on drugs
55 mph

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had a wood chipper?

[Edited on February 3, 2012 at 8:49 PM. Reason : Derp]

2/3/2012 8:44:03 PM

Uzbekistan (or as Herman Cain would say it, "Ubeki-beki-beki-stan-stan")
fiddy
American Revolutionary War

2/3/2012 8:46:52 PM

Quote :

"How fast does light travel?"

3e8 m/sec


How many state capitals are named after a president? and name them

2/3/2012 8:49:59 PM

Light travels at the speed of C


Where do babies come from?

2/3/2012 8:51:47 PM

from heaven

or from the stork

both?

i dunno

2/3/2012 8:54:49 PM

Quote :

"both?"

Neither

What is the capital of Czech Republic?

2/3/2012 9:59:59 PM

chech republic capital asks U!

What is the number one eaten food in Chile?

2/3/2012 10:01:04 PM

poop

what is better, coke or pepsi?

2/3/2012 10:02:55 PM

Coke

How much does the average groundhog weigh?

[Edited on February 3, 2012 at 10:03 PM. Reason : ]

2/3/2012 10:03:23 PM

Sun Drop

East or West NC BBQ

2/3/2012 10:03:46 PM

Memphis

What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

2/3/2012 10:04:48 PM

African or European


Should I drink or go to bed at a reasonable hour?

2/3/2012 10:07:42 PM

Question:

Quote :

"How much does the average groundhog weigh?"

Answers:

Quote :

"Sun Drop"

Quote :

"Memphis"

2/3/2012 10:08:35 PM

Why does my groundhog weigh sundrops?

2/3/2012 10:12:50 PM

^^^ Go to bed

How long is my penis in inches?

[Edited on February 3, 2012 at 10:13 PM. Reason : a]

2/3/2012 10:13:15 PM

i can't google to look up the conversion between angstroms and inches, so 1e-9 or so

how many square feet in a hectare?

2/3/2012 10:16:19 PM

/care

How do my balls feel on your chin?

2/3/2012 10:17:26 PM

funny

2/3/2012 10:17:48 PM

^^itchy

how do my balls feel on your mom's taint?

[Edited on February 3, 2012 at 10:18 PM. Reason : a]

2/3/2012 10:18:24 PM

My mother is dead.

How does it feel to fuck a corpse?

2/3/2012 10:19:26 PM

cold, kind of like it did when she was alive

how did your mom die?

2/3/2012 10:22:17 PM

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/03/things-we-already-knew-kids-are-dumb/?xrs=synd_facebook

2/3/2012 10:26:49 PM

what percentage of TWWers realize that ^'s name is upside down upside down?

2/3/2012 10:29:36 PM

no, my screen name is umop-apisdn.

2/3/2012 10:52:29 PM

How much methane is in a fart?

2/4/2012 12:12:22 AM

This thread is going all over the place...

2/4/2012 12:14:34 AM

UKRAINE IS NOT WEAK

2/4/2012 12:18:40 AM

Leave it to certain users to fuck up a perfectly good thread.

2/4/2012 3:15:03 AM

Missouri (Jefferson City)
Nebraska (Lincoln)
Wisconsin (Madison)

Some people count Mississippi (Jackson), but the capital was named for Andrew Jackson who, at the time of naming, was not President but Major General.


What are the names of the duo on Inspector Gadget that always help him stay alive and solve his cases?

2/4/2012 8:47:03 AM

his neice peggy and his dog brain


what flavor of icecream was so controversial this past year, that grocery stores refused to stock it?

2/4/2012 8:55:52 AM

^ the breast milk one


What animal has the biggest peen in relation to its body size?

2/4/2012 9:20:58 AM

EMCE

how do you calculate the diameter of a circle give its radius?

2/4/2012 9:25:47 AM

2r

Why did so many people seem to have trouble grasping how this thread is supposed to work?

2/4/2012 9:33:25 AM

^
North Carolina's school system

What organization performed experiments on unknowing citizens in the 50s and 60s by dosing them with LSD?

2/4/2012 10:00:11 AM

The CIA? i think it was used like a truth serum.

What US city Hung and Elephant after it got loose from the circus and trample several people?

2/4/2012 10:09:38 AM

^durham


what are the names of the seven dwarves?

2/4/2012 10:30:36 AM

Shitty, Douchey, Cunty, Bitchy, Slutty, Creepy, and Cock

Name all the US States that end with the letter "a"

2/4/2012 10:45:09 AM

alaska, alabama, arkansas

is that all of them?

how long does it take light from the sun to reach earth?

[Edited on February 4, 2012 at 10:48 AM. Reason : ok i cheated and left out arizona. fml]

2/4/2012 10:46:25 AM

^^^
Dopey
Sleepy
Sneezy
Hopey
Clumsy
Handy
Papa Smurf



^8 minutes

Who was Ray Finkle?

[Edited on February 4, 2012 at 10:55 AM. Reason : vg]

2/4/2012 10:51:24 AM

even though you skipped me i will answer

the guy from ace ventura. laces out. die dan die.

[Edited on February 4, 2012 at 11:00 AM. Reason : \/ oh sorry! didn't mean to sound accusatory! ]

2/4/2012 10:53:33 AM

I'm on my phone

I did answer.

3rd US President?

2/4/2012 10:59:28 AM

Thomas Jefferson, who was also the 2nd VP for the US. Aaron Burr was Jefferson's first term VP.


why did the economy crash?

2/4/2012 11:03:45 AM

cause you touch yourself at night

why is a 10' stick of 3/4" black iron cheaper than a 6' stick of 3/4" black iron?

2/4/2012 11:06:32 AM

^because no one knows what this means outside of your work/people in your field.... I am guessing it has to do with why you can get bogo deals, but not half price for one item (except for food lion)

why do people worship a god, and then condemn other religions when their religion is equally as confounding as their own?

2/4/2012 11:11:43 AM

ignorance


What is the average running speed...

...of a full grown male african ostrich?

2/4/2012 11:21:16 AM

because iron is found in the wild as 10' sticks of 3/4" thickness and they have to cut it to size

extra work plus 4' of now useless iron(cause really who wants 4' sticks of iron pfft) equals a higher price

how many call of duty games have there been?

2/4/2012 11:23:11 AM