Troll bars for lost sweethearts.

2/14/2012 3:00:11 PM

[new]

2/14/2012 3:01:02 PM

fuck

2/14/2012 3:03:47 PM

tonight i'm going to bed by 7 so i won't be depressed about being so lonely today





ahhahah...just kidding...

i'll be going to bed at seven because i have to get up for work at 2 a.m.

2/14/2012 3:10:09 PM

get started on my season 6 1v1 ladder ranking in starcraft2

2/14/2012 3:16:35 PM

i thought this thread was abou...

2/14/2012 3:30:39 PM

I'm getting over a breakup, [semi] pissed about being alone today (when I've never cared about this holiday before in my life), and would probably bang a cute, hilarious guy I met a bar tonight if he knew how to kiss and bit my neck a little.

2/14/2012 3:52:15 PM

girlfriend is working. i'll probably fap.

2/14/2012 3:52:53 PM

luckily, settledown is my valentine so I will not need to bang anyone but him.

[Edited on February 14, 2012 at 3:55 PM. Reason : how did i forget crazycode]

2/14/2012 3:54:29 PM

valentines day is the #1 day of the year for easy pickins for bar scallywags.

followed by the wednesday before thanksgiving

2/14/2012 3:55:05 PM

why would the night before thanksgiving be better than NYE?

*that is a myth, btw, about it being "the biggest bar night of the year"

2/14/2012 3:56:07 PM

be at work until 11:00.

2/14/2012 3:56:30 PM

because tons of single girls that go home see their friends from high school with their new significant others, and get lonely, or that they dont have a boyfriend/fuck buddy whatever, and use it as an excuse to hook up all willy nilly. or to cheat. there's a ton of that too. bf goes to his hometown, time to get your inner ho on.

because they aren't around who are their real friends now.

skanksgiving, 101.

i'm not articulating this well. i'm all jacked up on mountain dew. but it's science.

[Edited on February 14, 2012 at 4:11 PM. Reason : nye is for chucklefucks]

not saying there's a ton out there. just saying it's too fucking easy. if one were so inclined. which i am not. anymore. haha

[Edited on February 14, 2012 at 4:12 PM. Reason : e]

2/14/2012 4:11:16 PM

2/14/2012 4:13:10 PM

^this is true.


and one can usually find a consistent "holiday hookup" this night as well. I remember a couple years ago running into a girl i hadn't seen in a long time. we hooked up over thanksgiving and then met back up a month later for a few nights during christmas.

2/14/2012 4:15:07 PM

You don't go to the bar valentines day, you go a couple days before, get the number, chat 'em up then bang 'em today and never call again for the lulz

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

2/14/2012 7:43:12 PM