i would like to invent a device that can be worn like a backpack, which continuously scratches your back.

alternatively, i would like to invent a device that can be worn like a hat, which continuously massages your scalp.

i am prepared to invest a large wad of cash into this endeavor. who is prepared to invent my back-scratching backpack hat?

2/14/2012 11:18:27 PM

now I'm itching everywhere, thanks

2/14/2012 11:19:42 PM

If you scratch my back...


...I'll wear you?

2/14/2012 11:19:44 PM

I'll put cash in if theres a happy ending.

2/14/2012 11:19:51 PM

2/14/2012 11:22:41 PM

^ha

2/14/2012 11:24:13 PM

I want to invent a woman that continuously scratches my balls

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

2/14/2012 11:25:00 PM

inspiration at :39

http://youtu.be/aPrkRmes10A

2/14/2012 11:32:38 PM

I'm gonna reject the FUCK out of q-fred's patent applications

2/14/2012 11:38:40 PM

Quote :

"DOZENS OF SENSORS"

2/14/2012 11:39:21 PM

Quote :

"i would like to invent a device that can be worn like a backpack, which continuously scratches your back."

i present to you the cat trapped in a backpack!

2/14/2012 11:39:49 PM

How about a satchel that can give you a blow job all day.

2/14/2012 11:45:30 PM

How about a watch that scratches your booty when you didn't wipe enough

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

2/14/2012 11:59:43 PM

one of the most sublime pleasures known to man

6/30/2012 10:24:25 PM

Wouldn't you end up with an irritated, scratched up back? Wouldn't that mean you could not lean back?

6/30/2012 10:38:20 PM

http://www.google.com/patents/US4608967?dq=self+back-patting&ei=g7zvT4ulIcmP0QHr5t37Ag

6/30/2012 10:57:56 PM

So my gf just punched me befause i laughed so hard at bubblebobbles post that i woke her up

Thanks, ass

7/1/2012 4:10:22 AM

Put me down for a jock strap that scratches my balls.

7/1/2012 8:49:46 AM

Quote :

"i would like to invent a device that can be worn like a hat, which continuously massages your scalp."

somebody get the fuck on this

9/15/2012 9:59:05 PM

http://www.google.com/patents/US7153283?dq=7,153,283&ei=IzRVUJjrNKW20AHE-4GQAg

35 U.S.C. § 102(b) son

9/15/2012 10:06:57 PM

Quote :

" a plurality of resilient massage wheels"

Quote :

"Original Assignee: Gabrielle H. Triolo"

Trolol

9/15/2012 11:05:52 PM

Quote :

"How about a watch that scratches your booty when you didn't wipe enough I'm Krallum and I approved this message."

Ewwww, Krallum doesn't wipe his ass very well. Probably has skid marks.

9/15/2012 11:16:29 PM

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[Edited on September 15, 2012 at 11:22 PM. Reason : .]

9/15/2012 11:21:51 PM