Some of you are old enough to know about this. Tell your forest porn stories.

I once found some when I was in Wilmington. Like 4 magazines that had been ruined by weather. My friend and I stored it in our treehouse.

2/18/2012 12:41:11 AM

2/18/2012 12:45:29 AM

haha ya we hid a few things in the woooods

2/18/2012 12:55:38 AM

I thought this was about "Shake the bear"

2/18/2012 1:38:27 AM

I lived in a really swamp area. All the kids in the area knew where little areas of dry land would extend out into the swamps, and so they all had tree forts by following the dry parts (usually a long a creek) and they'd be deep back there. There was one area in my neighborhood claimed by older teenagers, and their little campsite always had a stash of porn and comics.

One afternoon they burnt the place down and set the forest on fire, and we had to go fight the flames until the fire department got there. Those kids were total dicks.

2/18/2012 1:49:34 AM

2/18/2012 1:56:22 AM

I was out somewhere in the FL Keys and I found where a vagrant wrote down porn poetry on a discarded toilet seat.

Also found a magazine full of those written out porn stories on the side of the road when I stopped for a snake one day.

When I was real young I found something like the directions of how to use a tampon. Haha, at the time that counted for porn for me.

2/18/2012 1:57:31 AM

when I was young we had a bunch of tree forts

we found an older boy's porn and cigarettes in a big ziploc bag in one of the forts

it was an old Hustler with a photo spread involving a bear
I wonder how that influenced my psycho-sexual development

2/18/2012 8:52:59 AM

I thought this thread was gonna be about

2/18/2012 9:28:00 AM

I thought this was about "Shake the bear"

2/18/2012 9:34:47 AM

Is this not about

2/18/2012 11:13:58 AM

I had about a half page from some magazine of a chick doing a tennis racket. I folded it up and kept it in an obscure and barely accessible fold of my wallet.

That's the closest I've come to forest porn.

2/19/2012 12:48:28 PM

2/19/2012 2:31:36 PM

I thought this that one where they shoot that bear and then bang on top of it

I'm Krallum and I approved this message

2/19/2012 2:33:10 PM

treegasm

2/19/2012 8:38:01 PM