Because he will run circles around you in just about any intellectual pursuit or battle of wits. Furthermore, I've heard he can actually tie his penis into a hangman's noose and scare your little sister. He also sticks to walls.

2/20/2012 1:08:12 AM

Thank you friend

I will confirm all of the foregoing statements and add that paerabol is a class act and I hear he is a very good bartender and black metal guy as well

2/20/2012 1:11:06 AM

May I make the distinction that I am a "blackmetal guy" and not a "black metalguy." But otherwise, yes I will not dispute your claims. However, this thread is about you, my friend.

Won't you regale us? Perhaps spin the fabulous yarn of the time you took a full breath of compressed air at half a league below, and rose to the surface at the behest of your own buoyancy without exhaling an atom? The chest and lungs of a lesser man would have burst long before the surface was reached but Mr. Pants here simply winced at the tickling sensation arising from his breast. He then exhaled with such force and discretion that his boat was thrust the seven remaining miles to port.

2/20/2012 2:01:37 AM

2/20/2012 2:33:44 AM

sea turtles

2/20/2012 4:28:22 AM

I appreciate the fact that he's a big jerk.

2/20/2012 8:55:23 AM

He doesn't like me And he got his letter saying he passed the bar like three days before I got mine. But I still appreciate his posts nonetheless.

2/20/2012 9:36:58 AM

Sorry Beethoven I was raging against the anti-gif Sports Talk game thread crew

I take it back you're aiite

2/20/2012 1:23:29 PM

Other than being a monumental jerk, I also appreciate that he made me the greatest .gif of all time.

2/20/2012 1:26:04 PM

Really? That was it. Sorry, I get cranky in Sports Talk

2/20/2012 1:26:31 PM

so wait, paerabol is RoboCable?

2/20/2012 1:28:02 PM

^^^LETTUCE.

2/20/2012 1:30:49 PM