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Eaton Bush
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I did not eat.

2/21/2012 3:38:37 AM

aph319
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9th grade: My first sexual experience that actually involved nudity. While we're fondling each other, she asks me if I like Diet Coke. Me: It's alright. Girl: Well, I LOVE it. How 'bout you go get me a bottle of it? I go downstairs and grab a 20 ounce bottle from the fridge. When I return, she says it's too cold. Girl: How 'bout warming it up...by rubbing it on my cunt? So I began to rub her vigorously with the bottle. Soon enough, she asks me to shove it inside of her. She really enjoys it, and so do I because I KNOW that, with this girl, I'm defiantly going to get off. That's when it gets crazy. She rips out the bottle, opens it, and begins filling her cunt! with Diet Coke. I swear, she nearly empties the volume into her cunt!.I had seriously underestimated this cunt's liquid retention volume. Girl: YOU LIKE DIET COKE?!?!?!? OH YEAH OH YEAH DRINK IT FROM ME! I was noticeably freaked, but I did want to get off, and I didn't want my first load-blow to be into 18.7 fluid ounces of a 0-calorie beverage. I began to go down on her, until she said the exact wrong thing. Girl: OH YEAH, DRINK IT FROM ME! I'M THE KOOL-AID MAN! OH YEAH! OH YEAH! I don't know how she did it with 16-year-old voice, but she sounded exactly like the Kool-Aid man from the commercials. I glanced at the wall, half-expecting him to burst through and over me a fruity beverage. I was extremely turned-off. She could tell, too. As she sat up to see what was wrong, she twisted her body in such a way that Diet Coke shot out of her and all over my face, chest, and groin. And it was at that sticky, low-calorie moment that my parents chose to pull into the driveway.

2/21/2012 4:08:35 AM

Eaton Bush
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Thats one way to douche.
You sure she was 16? Kinda odd behavior for that age.

2/21/2012 4:42:42 AM

justinh524
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Sounds pretty normal to me.

2/21/2012 11:27:40 AM

Eaton Bush
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Someone said someones GF had stinky beave

3/8/2012 9:31:07 PM

BJCaudill21
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Quote :
"I'm defiantly going to get off"


sounds like rape to me

3/8/2012 9:36:31 PM

Eaton Bush
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I just re-read that story. I have never heard a chick refer to down there as her cunt.

3/9/2012 1:47:52 AM

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3/31/2012 12:23:08 AM

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[Edited on April 1, 2012 at 11:59 AM. Reason : ]

4/1/2012 11:42:58 AM

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