We responded to a call from another residence saying that their neighbors were screaming and yelling...basically a possible Domestic violence of the verbal variety.

we showed up, knocked...woman came to the door naked and the husband showed up with just pants on and a raging hard-on...

They were having the sex0rz.

I have never tried so hard to keep a straight face.


IBT "cool story bro"

2/22/2012 8:59:01 PM

cool story, broseph stalin

2/22/2012 8:59:33 PM

2/22/2012 9:01:47 PM

My man's a glorified Paul Blart.

2/22/2012 9:02:44 PM

it could have been a cool story, bro, if you knew how to tell a fucking story

2/22/2012 9:03:51 PM

Yeah, really. Sex0rz? What, are we at a Magic tournament in 2003?

2/22/2012 9:05:11 PM

So I guess you were more excited at seeing the dude, huh?

2/22/2012 9:05:53 PM

Really, she couldn't take 2 seconds to throw some clothes on?

2/22/2012 9:06:34 PM

^ that's my first thought. who answers the door totally naked?

2/22/2012 9:12:30 PM

<----

2/22/2012 9:15:12 PM

I need to take a trip to cody's house

2/22/2012 9:16:51 PM

2/22/2012 9:17:42 PM

Not a cool starry bra.

2/22/2012 9:24:18 PM

I hope you at least have to decency to tuck Jame Gumb style.

2/22/2012 9:28:48 PM

nevermind.

[Edited on February 22, 2012 at 9:37 PM. Reason : .]

2/22/2012 9:36:16 PM

fucking terrible story, bro

and probably fake

2/22/2012 9:37:05 PM

maybe they were like POLICE POLICE OPEN THE DOOR NOW

and girl was like OH NOES I'M NAKED BUT I CAN'T MAKE POLICE MAN WAIT

open door

2/22/2012 9:37:33 PM

Maybe she thought they were there for the gangbang

2/22/2012 9:59:49 PM

maybe she was drunk! isn't that when you're the loudest?

[Edited on February 22, 2012 at 10:30 PM. Reason : "you" being general here]

2/22/2012 10:30:16 PM

maybe they were murdering someone and she got naked so you would leave

2/23/2012 7:24:35 AM

You idiots haven't asked the most important question


Was she hot?

2/23/2012 7:27:39 AM

ahahahahah

2/23/2012 10:44:02 AM

Quote :

"You idiots haven't asked the most important question Was she hot? "

Can't believe it took that long. Also...didn't know Steven was a cop. Explains a lot.

2/23/2012 11:06:11 AM

@JaZon...she was alright.

@JBrick...Technically yes, Technically no. I can't do anything to anyone that is off Gov't property unless you are considered a "terrorist"

@Divababy...no, we just knock normally. IDing yourself not knowing what is going on behind the door is not good strategy.

2/23/2012 6:28:02 PM

sounds like some AF security forces bullshit

amirite?

2/23/2012 7:51:52 PM

Quote :

"^ that's my first thought. who answers the door totally naked?"

must have been a tequila night

2/24/2012 9:50:35 AM

lol.

2/24/2012 9:58:46 AM

they should have played Barry White to communicate to their neighbors that it was sex and not abuse

2/24/2012 11:45:02 AM

I was at a party wearing only panties and this wide-mesh shawl thing (pretty much see-thru) when the police showed up. I was drunk and uh, yeah, so I just stayed laying on the couch where I'd been napping (alcohol makes me sleepy) figuring that rushing to put on clothes would just make me look like I felt guilty about something. The police just asked if I was allright and when I said I was just tired they were like, ok, and left me alone.

Oh yeah, and the couch was also next to a hookah. Luckily it had only ever been used for its intended purpose.

[Edited on February 24, 2012 at 11:47 AM. Reason : s]

2/24/2012 11:46:10 AM

Quote :

"sounds like some AF security forces bullshit amirite?"

Navy.

2/24/2012 6:50:44 PM

^^pics or it didnt happen

2/24/2012 6:56:17 PM

Sounds like the first two minutes of a porno.

Too bad Steven blew it.

2/24/2012 7:41:29 PM

oh he blew it alright

2/24/2012 7:58:01 PM