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""Thirty Five years ago, Megatron announced he had found the holy grail of goonish weaponry at Duke University in a partnership with Coach K. They'd discovered how to match an Autobot's spark to the worst type of Energon, ensuring total destruction. It was a breakthrough because every spark is unique, so every doomsday device developed on the fly has to be totally different, to keep things interesting on Saturday morning. A weapon that causes evil spurts of rage in one robot, for example, might cause a strange anti-matter explosion in another. The research was published in the most prestigious medical journals of Dr. Arkeville and Coach K. And more than a hundred desperately outsmarted Decepticon lackeys invested their last hopes in Megatron's latest innovation. In 1986, we learned that the new method was a failure. But what isn't widely known, until tonight, is that the discovery wasn't just a failure, it may end up being one of the biggest Decepticon failures ever - one that superpowered the weakest Autobots, discredited the best medical journals about perimeter defense and a shamed a sort-of ok university.""

gg, Megatron. This story is pretty messed up. Makes you wonder how many other doomsday devices won't work correctly on Optimus Prime.

2/23/2012 2:11:05 PM

LOL

2/23/2012 2:15:09 PM

we need to send these bastards over there

2/23/2012 2:25:06 PM

hahaha

2/23/2012 2:30:51 PM

i too wanted to make this thread

2/23/2012 2:31:58 PM

... what?

[Edited on February 23, 2012 at 2:45 PM. Reason : oh i get it. it helps if the parody makes sense.]

2/23/2012 2:43:51 PM