I'm about to tell you all my cool story, bros...

I just got out of a meeting where this 10/10 hot ass software rep was giving a presentation. She looked like a pornstar out of Brazzers Big Tits At Work series. I was early and she seemed to be having trouble figuring out how to hook her laptop up to the conference room projector. Being the white knight that I am, I offered some assistance. I hooked it up and powered it on. When she went to open firefox, it opened up to a Craigslist casual encounters page. She frantically scampered to close it as quickly as possible. Then we just blankly stared each other in the eye for like 5 seconds. Then I went and took my seat.

She is now hovering outside my office making small talk with everyone outside and keeps glancing in at me. I am currently trying really hard not to get a boner. I'm not sure what to do, so I am making a thread about it on TWW.

2/24/2012 11:47:44 AM

The only course of action is obvious.

2/24/2012 11:48:48 AM

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"The only course of action is obvious."

That the good citizenry of TWW post a link to this thread in CL casual encounters.

2/24/2012 11:49:35 AM

wash your hands with antibacterial soap and then with fire

2/24/2012 11:50:11 AM

do it, faggot

2/24/2012 11:51:23 AM

2/24/2012 11:57:20 AM

Even though I know his threads are fake, I still like Pikey.

2/24/2012 11:58:11 AM

seriously

don't be a tool

ask her if she wants to get a drink after work

2/24/2012 11:58:21 AM

how long till he takes her on a cruise?

2/24/2012 11:58:47 AM

Aren't you already dating the girl that means everything to you?

2/24/2012 12:01:09 PM

Sounds like some shit from a broken lizard movie

2/24/2012 12:14:28 PM

Yes.

But this boner is a purely physical response.

I feel like she is raping me without touching me.

2/24/2012 12:15:31 PM

I think we should send this thread to the girl who means everything to him when she mysteriously contracts VD.

2/24/2012 12:17:56 PM

10/10 you say. I call shenanigans, she's really a 6. Cool story anyway bro.

2/24/2012 12:24:54 PM

Is this horrible bosses 2?

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2/24/2012 12:38:33 PM

>10/10 hot ass software rep
>she seemed to be having trouble figuring out how to hook her laptop up to the conference room projector

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2/24/2012 12:39:12 PM

2/24/2012 12:41:11 PM

Have you worked with some of the imbeciles in your IT dept? Many of them struggle to find the power button on their monitors. Besides, she is just in sales. She only knows enough about this particular software to demonstrate its selling features.

2/24/2012 12:43:39 PM

Close but no cigar

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2/24/2012 12:45:43 PM

why don't you just post a message in the missed encounters section of craigslist

/thread

2/24/2012 12:57:28 PM

Probably because this didn't happen

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[Edited on February 24, 2012 at 12:58 PM. Reason : actually you know what. I'm going to post a missing encounter thing.]

2/24/2012 12:58:21 PM

she obviously wants to bwn in the janitors closet...get to it buddy.

2/24/2012 12:59:32 PM

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"Brazzers Big Tits At Work series"

WTF

2/24/2012 1:04:14 PM

^Specific porn is specific

2/24/2012 1:18:06 PM

where are the mother fucking pics at?

2/24/2012 3:26:07 PM

All I know is that Pikey better come back in here in the next few days about how he closed the deal or he must relinquish his man card and never show his face here again.

2/24/2012 3:30:29 PM

this is the same guy who posted about crying during his first bj

and taking a girl on a cruise and being in love with her and all that shit

are you guys taking this seriously

2/24/2012 3:34:07 PM

i dont understand...why does everyone think that just bc she was looking at casual encounters she was interested in the OP in particular?

2/24/2012 3:34:23 PM

I don't necessarily think she was, but he posted in here to brag. There is opportunity here and if he doesn't act then nothing will definitely happen. If he does act then there is potential for a hook up.
No risk, no reward.
Bottomline: he must attempt to close the deal or live with regret about what might have been, plus ridicule from tww.

2/24/2012 3:40:47 PM

i don't understand...how could anyone believe that a 10/10 woman would be interested in getting laid off of CL casual encounters?

2/24/2012 3:42:47 PM

Or getting laid by Pikey. This is the same motherfucker who couldn't seal the deal taking a bitch on a free cruise!

2/24/2012 3:47:06 PM

Ask her if she wants help hooking up her "laptop" to your "projector."

2/24/2012 4:17:29 PM

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"how could anyone believe that a 10/10 woman would be interested in getting laid off of CL casual encounters?"

2/24/2012 4:19:14 PM

tell her to meet you in the janitor's closet in 20 minutes

2/24/2012 4:21:52 PM

Quote :

"The only course of action is obvious."

DON'T DO ANYTHING AND THEN MAKE A POST ON CRIAGSLIST IN MISSED CONNECTIONS FTW!!

2/24/2012 4:37:33 PM

this thread was funny a couple years ago when you made it the first time

and it's still funny now

2/24/2012 5:07:53 PM

I wasn't trying to have sex with her. I am an engaged man.

2/25/2012 8:59:18 AM