There. I said it.

2/27/2012 7:09:45 PM

Neither is running really fast

2/27/2012 7:10:13 PM

It's a competition.

2/27/2012 7:10:49 PM

yap

2/27/2012 7:14:00 PM

You're not really human.

2/27/2012 7:20:58 PM

agreed

*changes channel from Daytona 500 to Monday Night Raw*

2/27/2012 7:22:52 PM

Now that is true entertainment.

2/27/2012 7:25:47 PM

Trolling isn't really an art.

There, I said it.

2/27/2012 7:28:12 PM

true

2/27/2012 10:20:14 PM

"sport" is in the same class as "rivalry" where people go apeshit over whether or not the thing that they love is described as such... even though it doesn't change that thing either way.

2/27/2012 10:24:56 PM

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM! DAMMIT RIGHT.

2/27/2012 10:27:19 PM

I wonder if I lay on my couch long enough, maybe I can get someone to sponsor me.

2/27/2012 10:27:34 PM

sport is not something that exists in nature or is defined using some quantifiable or universal laws.

all depends on the definition of "sport".

2/28/2012 6:11:28 AM

its more of a sport than golf

2/28/2012 6:40:42 AM

Don't get upset. I don't think poker is a sport either

2/28/2012 6:46:54 AM

by my definition, the following are sports:

car racing
golf

but the following are not:

bowling
darts
board games
poker
eating

2/28/2012 7:23:58 AM

Much like your face, your definition is stupid.

I'm much more willing to classify something as a sport if you're involved in some game of physical activity (using your own power) and skill, with a clear set of rules.

2/28/2012 7:37:44 AM

1) I didn't state my definition.
2) You are one bigoted asstroll.
3) Grow up.
4) Fuck off.
5) Die.

2/28/2012 7:42:02 AM

i think we can all agree that MMA isn't a sport though

2/28/2012 7:43:21 AM

I don't think that terrorism can be defined as a sport either.

2/28/2012 7:46:49 AM

But hitting on girls on the internet by making blatant sexual comments is definitely a sport (and an art and a science).

2/28/2012 7:55:13 AM

Bedwetting is most definately not a sport. It's just gross. Even if it's olympic style bedwetting.

2/28/2012 7:57:44 AM

But misspelling is definately a sport.

2/28/2012 8:00:01 AM

Creeping girls out isn't really a sport. Sorry little guy....I'm afraid that with your frail, sickly, and boyish body, you'll never really be able to compete in sports.

Maybe it's best that you stick to building machines to help you move faster. Just don't build anything that will blow us up, ok?

2/28/2012 8:05:23 AM

to me, a sport is an activity that requires 1) a certain amount and type of physical skill/talent, 2) some level of physical fitness and 3) contains direct interference (i.e. defense) by the opposition. in this definition, running around a track isn't a sport. golf isn't a sport. cheerleading isn't a sport. those are games, activities, etc. nascar may barely meet the definition, but I'm on the fence there. your opposition can arguably be seen as interfering in your goal; leg races don't really have this; however, I challenge the physical fitness part (sure some drivers a fit, but in the old days, you had some fat rednecks driving... maybe they were physically fit otherwise, I don't know). real sports = soccer, football, basketball, tennis, baseball, etc.


[Edited on February 28, 2012 at 9:20 AM. Reason : .]

2/28/2012 9:18:15 AM

I agree with EMCE, but thats moreso because I'll agree with anyone who disagress with 0EPII1, rather than anything EMCE did to gain my loyalty.

[Edited on February 28, 2012 at 9:23 AM. Reason : x]

2/28/2012 9:23:32 AM

There is no direct defense in swimming. Would you consider that a sport?

What about underwear sniffing? What about underwear sniffing ON A TREADMILL!

2/28/2012 9:23:58 AM

anything a woman can do isn't a sport

2/28/2012 9:28:17 AM

Quote :

" i think we can all agree that MMA isn't a sport though"

Two guys hitting each other and wrestling in their underwear?

Sounds a lot like gay porn to me.

2/28/2012 9:31:17 AM

^^^swimming is not a sport.

I'm not saying that activities that aren't sports aren't physically demanding; or even more demanding than a sport; many are; however, I see human racing (run or swim) as not a sport, I classify it as racing, a completely different category; thus my on the fence stance about nascar.

[Edited on February 28, 2012 at 9:36 AM. Reason : .]

2/28/2012 9:35:15 AM

"There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; all the rest are merely games."

~ Ernest Hemingway

Anything that involves a considerable risk of death gets more respect from me. So while I don't enjoy NASCAR I respect what those drivers do more than baseball or football. And you're kidding yourself if you think race drivers (the competitive ones at least) aren't in amazing shape.

[Edited on February 28, 2012 at 9:42 AM. Reason : k]

2/28/2012 9:41:49 AM

yes, look at that classically athletic physique!

2/28/2012 9:44:56 AM

like I always say, if you cant decide if something is a sport or not, quote Ernest fucking Hemingway

2/28/2012 9:44:58 AM

the man knew his shit

2/28/2012 9:45:27 AM

2/28/2012 9:50:37 AM

yes, look at that classically athletic physique



[Edited on February 28, 2012 at 10:01 AM. Reason : Jerks]

2/28/2012 9:51:22 AM

hemingway was a fool... bullfighting is a "sport"?

bullfighting is cowardly cruel stupidity of the highest order.

mechanical bull-riding is more of a sport than "bullfighting".

and bull-riding is infinitely more of a sport than "bullfighting".

2/28/2012 10:02:20 AM

I love watching EMCE and OPP going at it. It's like two middle-schoolers going back and forth with "yo mama" jokes.

And bull fighting is a sport. It might not be very humane...but it's definitely a sport.

2/28/2012 10:07:30 AM

pillow fighting is a sport

on the same order as MMA

because it has fighting in it's name

2/28/2012 10:08:30 AM

TWW fighting is definitely a sport, because it requires smarts, macho headgames, and is entertaining as fuck.

2/28/2012 10:12:52 AM

Fuck you motherfucker I will smash your face in you pussy ass little tigershark.

2/28/2012 10:13:58 AM

I don't think jbrick quite understands The Game

0epii1 knows of The Game ....he just fuckung sucks at it.

[Edited on February 28, 2012 at 10:32 AM. Reason : K]

2/28/2012 10:19:22 AM

I think I get it...but its entirely possible that I don't.

I enjoy watching OPP get riled up. I can almost feel the steam coming out of his ears through his posts.

2/28/2012 10:25:56 AM

You can't deny E-Sports. This will be on ESPN within a year, I guarantee it.

2/28/2012 10:49:07 AM

Did Slave Famous just say "macho head games"

[Edited on February 28, 2012 at 11:16 AM. Reason : lol]

2/28/2012 11:16:06 AM

EPIC WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF SPORT BATTLE ITT

2/28/2012 11:53:24 AM

I'm gonna drive and I'm gonna go fayast and I'm gonna turn to the left sometimes!

2/28/2012 5:13:31 PM

Just saying....

3/4/2012 4:54:44 PM

3/4/2012 4:58:50 PM

set em up

3/4/2012 4:59:33 PM