- Wife may not in any way, shape or form participate in any FRG sponsored event. (Military TDubbers will get this one)
- Family photographs will be tasteful and original, any photos with everyone wearing khakis and a white shirt or with everyone simultaneously jumping up in the air on the beach will be grounds for immediate divorce.

and go...

2/29/2012 1:15:57 PM

this is stupid

2/29/2012 1:19:07 PM

I have to disagree. When done correctly (and ironically), the khaki/white outfit and scenic background combo can produce some hilarious photographs.

2/29/2012 1:19:52 PM

Anal is required at least twice a year....and 3 times in a leap year.

2/29/2012 1:21:15 PM

says the guy who can't even get regular sex

2/29/2012 1:21:58 PM

2/29/2012 1:22:46 PM

Quote :

"this is stupid"

2/29/2012 1:23:53 PM

i would go with the whole not cheating thing

2/29/2012 1:28:59 PM

isn't that like...already in there somewhere?

2/29/2012 1:30:18 PM

my prenup says I get to fuck someone else once a year

2/29/2012 1:30:25 PM

Quote :

"i would go with the whole not cheating thing"

2/29/2012 1:30:27 PM

you're allowed one full-on punch a year without getting reported to the authorities

2/29/2012 1:31:42 PM

i'd hit you anyways

2/29/2012 1:32:40 PM

Quote :

"i would go with the whole not cheating thing "

you see

posts like this

make me wonder if it's a catty response to.... something...

or just playing along with the thread

2/29/2012 1:33:06 PM

My prenup would entail regular trips to Disney World and Bojangles. And maybe the gym, given the first two items on the list.

2/29/2012 1:34:49 PM

haha can i put in there that i have to get a foot rub once a week?

2/29/2012 1:35:31 PM

Of course! That's the point of a prenup. You can have a requirement that your spouse stay within a weight range. You can request that they wear a rabbit costume once a week.

However, just be prepared for them to make equally silly requests of you as well.

2/29/2012 1:38:02 PM

i dunno about the rabbit thing... not really a fan of furries

2/29/2012 1:41:13 PM

If you get pregnant, it is grounds for divorce with no future alimony or child support payments (regardless of whether or not I am the father)

2/29/2012 1:43:09 PM

^Only one in this thread so far that is not enforceable on its face.

2/29/2012 1:44:10 PM

*equally silly request inserted

2/29/2012 1:44:27 PM

No runny eggs.
-Jesco White

2/29/2012 1:44:45 PM