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WWJD
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My blessed children of the web of Wolf...it is I, your Lord and Savior. I died for your sins, and yet you still let that assclown XSMP claim he makes music....They put a crown of thorns onto of my head when I claimed to be the Son of God...just saying...

My blessing I bestow upon you today is the verse of Matthew that says its wrong to look upon the female body. Here is how that douche copied my words down:
But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.

the correct version goes like this
I say to you that everyone who does not look at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart and wasted the boner that every woman desires to be inside one of the many orpheus that my father has bestowed upon her.

2/29/2012 9:24:59 PM

djeternal
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TWW, it is again time to play "WHO'S.....THAT.....ALIAS?!?!?!"

Get your buzzers ready

2/29/2012 9:26:21 PM

EMCE
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My favorite new user

2/29/2012 9:26:41 PM

wdprice3
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meh, I've seen better.

2/29/2012 10:03:27 PM

vinylbandit
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Not as good as Batman.

2/29/2012 10:04:41 PM

BettrOffDead
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Quote :
"Yes.

Yes, this is the type of thread keeping TWW alive.

Yes."


Quote :
"My favorite new user"



what a fucking dummy

2/29/2012 10:21:24 PM

LaserSoup
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2/29/2012 10:22:50 PM

EMCE
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aha, don't get sand in your twat because your threads suck, dude

just make better threads. it's not difficult

2/29/2012 10:30:14 PM

jtw208
 
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not as good as KngDouchebag

2/29/2012 10:31:41 PM

BettrOffDead
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dont miss the point chief


this thread is obviously stupid

just stay consistent

2/29/2012 10:33:44 PM

EMCE
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that sounds like an excuse

do you often make excuses when you suck?

2/29/2012 10:35:44 PM

TreeTwista10
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bless you WWJD, may your father bless you

2/29/2012 10:36:17 PM

BettrOffDead
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do you know what excuses are? cause that wasnt one

i was pointing out that the point of my post was not to be sad that you called me out, just that you should be consistent in your calling out of people, and that you shouldn't be a little bitch when someone calls you on your idiocy.

and try not to get too upset after reading that.

2/29/2012 10:54:26 PM

WWJD
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BettrOffDead


For where jealousy and selfish ambition exist, there will be disorder and poor posters with small members.

2/29/2012 10:59:19 PM

Krallum
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Jesus didn't even know what he was going to do. Dude asked his dad for help in the garden of gethsemane. How the shit am I supposed to know

I'm Krallum and I approved this message

2/29/2012 11:33:14 PM

moron
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2/29/2012 11:44:46 PM

EMCE
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Your time would probably be better served not sucking, instead of making excuses and deflecting blame.

3/1/2012 6:52:23 AM

BigMan157
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i preferred this alias as InsultMaster

3/1/2012 7:30:44 AM

justinh524
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Quote :
" the many orpheus"

3/1/2012 12:14:20 PM

Snewf
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^ that

3/1/2012 12:50:23 PM

aaronburro
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look, man, the word of GOD is perfect. nobody said anything the words of his son, jeez!

3/1/2012 12:51:40 PM

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