Mildred was a 93-year-old woman, particularly despondent over the death of her husband, Earl. She decided she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was so badly broken in the first place. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, "Your heart would be just below your left breast." Later that night Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.

3/1/2012 12:22:48 PM

I don't get it

3/1/2012 12:25:38 PM

donde esta el funny?

3/1/2012 12:27:28 PM

icwydt

3/1/2012 12:30:40 PM

LOL

3/1/2012 12:32:39 PM

3/1/2012 12:34:07 PM

lol

3/1/2012 12:34:56 PM

this joke sucks because it's predicated on the false notion that the heart is on the left side of the body. It's pretty much dead center, right between the lungs. The bottom part of the heart is (in normal humans) tipped slightly to the left, but it most certainly isn't under the left tittyball.

3/1/2012 12:39:43 PM

Look, it's Buzz Killington.

3/1/2012 12:41:56 PM