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Image how great the world would be without college kids running around shooting people. I am going to judge all of them off the actions of one, and categorize them all as worthless and lazy for not doing anything productive.

While I'm at it, fuck all the cops, because I heard of one doing something wrong. Fuck all the teachers because one of them was a pedophile , fuck all the chemist because one of them made a meth lab, fuck all the middle school girls because one of them got in a fight and accidentally killed another, fuck all motorcycle riders because one of them was speeding and caused a wreck, fuck all tar heel fans because, well, fuck'em. Fuck all postal workers because one of them shot his co workers, fuck all frat guys because one of them got a DUI, fuck all construction workers because one of them was an abusive husband, fuck all women because one of them killed her kids. And finally, fuck The E Man because one of them doesn't really understand how little of a role they play in the lives of those around them.

[Edited on March 11, 2012 at 3:52 PM. Reason : I am done with the Clark Griswold rant. Wheres the Tylenol.]

3/11/2012 3:50:02 PM

3/11/2012 3:51:11 PM

I didn't think anyone was left that was actually in college on this board

3/11/2012 3:56:51 PM

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"fuck all the middle school girls"

3/11/2012 4:05:47 PM

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"I didn't think anyone was left that was actually in college on this board"

Some of us are still going...sigh :\

[Edited on March 11, 2012 at 4:08 PM. Reason : ya]

3/11/2012 4:07:18 PM

OP is mad


real mad.

3/11/2012 4:08:32 PM

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" fuck The E Man because one of them doesn't really understand how little of a role they play in the lives of those around them."

Are you this incapable of reading time stamps? Is it that hard to realize my thread was a parody just like this making a mockery of the "fuck muslims" thread. Jeeze you guys are dense.

3/11/2012 4:10:40 PM

3/11/2012 4:19:13 PM

there was a confrontation in my neighborhood that reminded me of this thread. 4 groups of parents bring their kids to this cul de sac where I live to let their kids run around. There is also a guy in the neighborhood with a fancy trans am that makes a lot of noise and the driver drives fast. Today he drove thru really fast and busted past where the kids were playing, and all the parents were shaking their fists and saying "HEY OUR KIDS OUR HERE" etc, so they chased him down and this small lady was in the drivers face, and all his buddies were telling him to shut the fuck up, meanwhile the small mom is going off "...once you have kids, THEN you come talk to me"

this is what I found when I typed in 'damn college kids':

3/11/2012 7:24:15 PM