Say there is a hot woman in front of you and you can't but help stare at her ass. You start thinking about all of the things you would do to her and your dick gets hard. How do you shield it from public viewing and how do you make it flaccid again?

I start thinking about work and shove my hands in my pocket or cover my cock nonchalantly.

3/11/2012 4:44:18 PM

Flaunt it?

3/11/2012 4:47:18 PM

dry ice

3/11/2012 4:47:38 PM

Self Control.


It takes a brain to have some, which clearly you have none.

3/11/2012 4:52:36 PM

Tuck

3/11/2012 4:54:25 PM

^^ unlike your old ass, I have a sex drive.

3/11/2012 5:13:22 PM

I have the same problem

I have a way to kinda counter/stop it but I'm too ashamed to share lol

3/11/2012 5:17:53 PM

does anyone else get a boner at like the exact same time every day, regardless of any sexual stimuli?

I get one at like 8:30 every morning like clockwork, it's a pain in the ass

3/11/2012 5:22:29 PM

tha fuck would you want to hide it?

3/11/2012 5:41:44 PM

flip and tuck

3/11/2012 5:43:54 PM

Why would you hide it? Women really need to know when you are interested in them sexually and how are you supposed to do that through all the awkward socially inept banter?

3/11/2012 5:49:18 PM

3/11/2012 5:51:16 PM

saying the a-b-c's and staring at ceiling fans generally work for me.

3/11/2012 6:48:06 PM

I've had an erection for the last 30 minutes!

3/11/2012 7:12:44 PM

more than 4 hours call your doctor. They need to know about such things.

3/11/2012 7:13:14 PM

If it last 4 hours I'm calling a hooker

3/11/2012 7:27:38 PM

3/11/2012 7:31:50 PM

These days I can barely keep an erection while fucking. Public erections aren't a major issue.

3/11/2012 7:32:34 PM

Quote :

"During a game, Maddux appeared uncomfortable on the mound, leading Grace to think he might have pulled his groin. Upon going to the mound, Grace realized that Maddux was actually noticeably aroused, and remarked: "(laughing) Dude, you love to pitch, don't you?!"

3/11/2012 7:33:03 PM

^^ You can't be that old!

3/11/2012 7:43:27 PM

These days I can barely keep an erection while fucking. Public erections aren't a major issue.

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

3/11/2012 8:14:30 PM

really simple. reach in pocket, move my junk so it's "facing" up and tuck it into the waistband of my drawers. problem solved. keep ogling

3/11/2012 8:15:26 PM

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3/11/2012 8:23:07 PM

I remember when I was 14, too

3/11/2012 9:08:49 PM

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"You start thinking about all of the things you would do to her him and your dick gets hard. "

Fixed it for you.

3/11/2012 9:12:42 PM

It helps to have a small weiner, so I've been told.

3/11/2012 9:24:03 PM

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"does anyone else get a boner at like the exact same time every day, regardless of any sexual stimuli? I get one at like 8:30 every morning like clockwork, it's a pain in the ass"

most men do

Does anyone else get a boner while riding a stationary bike?

3/11/2012 9:29:01 PM

Ugh... I am never sitting in front of you in spin class again.

3/11/2012 9:30:54 PM

How do address public erections?

How do look stupid?

How do use grammar?

3/11/2012 10:23:05 PM

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"Fixed it for you."

I guess I should have been more gay sympathetic towards people like yourself. I'm sorry I excluded you.

How do Vulcans feel about homosexuality???? Nevermind, Vulcans don't feel, now do they Mr. Vulcan?

Quote :

"How do address public erections? How do look stupid? How do use grammar?"

Dude. It took you this long to catch the typo... Damn, I caught it right after making the thread. I guess I should stop making threads on my cellphone.

3/11/2012 10:37:13 PM

learn to control your mind, and your dick will follow

3/11/2012 10:53:33 PM

Bugle Boy jeans had a pocket for this.

3/11/2012 11:07:38 PM

It's been my experience that most women are willing to help put down an erection. I don't know what the hell is wrong with yall.

3/11/2012 11:44:59 PM

Surreptitiously flick a testicle.

3/12/2012 10:01:27 AM

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"How do Vulcans feel about homosexuality"

It's not logical.

3/12/2012 10:07:31 AM

Got one now. What to do?????

3/12/2012 2:03:36 PM

Try this

3/12/2012 2:06:38 PM

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3/12/2012 2:09:30 PM

^that women should be in jail

3/12/2012 2:09:35 PM

Like this?

3/12/2012 5:39:12 PM

I haven't had a public boner in a long time, but when I did I thought of Ellen Burstyn in Requiem for a Dream. Kills it in no time.

3/12/2012 5:48:04 PM