Luke, I am your father

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3/16/2012 5:41:30 AM

The quote is "No, I am your father."

3/16/2012 6:00:02 AM

Trolling is a art.

3/16/2012 6:14:43 AM

The name's James, James bond

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3/16/2012 6:18:37 AM

The name's James Bond, James Bond.

3/16/2012 6:28:02 AM

Latigo Beach. Nice point break.

3/16/2012 7:00:18 AM

Here's to looking at you, kid

3/16/2012 1:49:42 PM

Forget it, Bweez. It's Chinatown.

3/16/2012 1:58:32 PM

Violet, you're turning purple, Violet!

3/16/2012 2:01:13 PM

Of all the vodka joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.

3/16/2012 2:02:55 PM

Frankly, my sweet, I don't give a damn.

3/16/2012 2:03:10 PM

"I'm going to need a bigger boat"

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3/16/2012 2:03:35 PM

Double Cheeseburgeres, the cornerstone of any healthy breakfast

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3/16/2012 3:28:24 PM

Play it again, Sam.

3/16/2012 3:31:25 PM

I'm going to make him an offer he can't refute.

3/16/2012 3:32:26 PM

"A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "El Big Mac."

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3/16/2012 3:38:40 PM

^My girlfriend's a vegetarian, which pretty much makes me a vegetarian. But I do enjoy a tasty burger.

3/16/2012 3:47:40 PM

Mama always said, love is like a box of chocolates, you never know how you're gonna get it.

3/16/2012 4:00:02 PM

If I had known that was the last time I'd see my best good friend Bubba, I woulda said something different than... Hey Bubba.

3/16/2012 4:35:32 PM

3/16/2012 5:39:49 PM

I’m tired of these motherfuckin’ snakes on this motherfuckin’ plane!

3/16/2012 7:42:27 PM

I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem *may* have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being *crushed* by a *dwarf*. Alright? That tended to understate the hugeness of the object.

3/16/2012 8:00:30 PM

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

3/16/2012 8:05:13 PM

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"Naw, we rape the shit out of them at the Number Six Dance later on. "

3/16/2012 8:07:38 PM

A lot of people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch of unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate of shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.

3/16/2012 8:11:41 PM

Fabienne: I was looking at myself in the mirror.
Butch: Uh-huh?
Fabienne: I wish I had a pot.
Butch: You were lookin' in the mirror and you wish you had some pot?
Fabienne: A pot. A pot belly. Pot bellies are sexy.
Butch: Well you should be happy, 'cause you do.
Fabienne: Shut up, Fatso! I don't have a pot! I have a bit of a tummy, like Madonna when she did "Lucky Star," it's not the same thing.
Butch: I didn't realize there was a difference between a tummy and a pot belly.
Fabienne: The difference is huge.
Butch: You want me to have a pot?
Fabienne: No. Pot bellies make a man look either oafish, or like a gorilla. But on a woman, a pot belly is very sexy. The rest of you is normal. Normal face, normal legs, normal hips, normal ass, but with a big, perfectly round pot belly. If I had one, I'd wear a tee-shirt two sizes too small to accentuate it.
Butch: You think guys would find that attractive?
Fabienne: I don't give a damn what men find attractive. It's unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same.

3/16/2012 8:16:06 PM

"you are not the father"

3/16/2012 8:16:39 PM

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"Go fuck yourself, San Diego."

3/16/2012 8:16:47 PM

Some men just want to burn the world

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4/16/2012 1:05:59 PM

anything anybody says in commando.

4/16/2012 1:26:41 PM

Alfredo,you're my older brother,and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again.

4/16/2012 1:36:24 PM

"dyin ain't much of a livin boy" - The Outlaw Josey Wales

4/16/2012 1:38:36 PM

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"Mind if I smoke while you eat?"

4/16/2012 1:39:48 PM

it's not how you stand on your car, it's how you race your car.

4/16/2012 5:10:21 PM

Also, anything anybody says in predator.


Basically anything anyone has ever said in any arnold movie.

4/16/2012 5:49:54 PM

the leads are weak? the fucking leads are weak? you're an asshole!

4/16/2012 5:58:11 PM

"How do i shot web?" - Venom, Spiderman 2

4/16/2012 6:02:33 PM

That'll do pig... That'll do.

4/16/2012 6:04:29 PM

Say hello, to my small friend

4/16/2012 6:04:31 PM

be one with the ball. ni ni ni ni ni ni ni

4/16/2012 6:12:00 PM

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"the leads are weak? the fucking leads are weak? you're an asshole!"

PUT...THAT...COFFEE....DOWN! Coffee is for closers

4/16/2012 6:13:18 PM

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CLOSE AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE

4/16/2012 6:13:59 PM

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Always Believe Christians

4/16/2012 6:24:00 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9uuPza41Uw

4/16/2012 6:51:26 PM

corporate accounts payable Nina speaking. just a moment

4/16/2012 9:42:14 PM

"Fuck you, pay me"

4/16/2012 11:58:30 PM

Quote :

"I'm sorry, Bruce. These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy. "

Quote :

"Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE? "

Quote :

"he Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries. "

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"Mac: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun Thorny: And his shenanigans are cruel and tragic "

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"College Boy 3: [stoned] I'm freakin' out, man! Rabbit: Yes, you are freaking out... man. "

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"Mac: [Chugging maple syrup] Three... two... one... DO EET. Oh go girlfriend. "

Quote :

"I AM ALL THAT IS MAN!!!!!"

4/17/2012 12:12:12 AM

Via NCSUStinger

I'll have a steak sandwich and a steak sandwich

/Fletch

that mug can pwn some steak sandwiches mane

4/17/2012 12:17:06 AM

With a gun in your mouth you speak all in consonants

4/17/2012 6:18:10 AM

Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?

4/17/2012 7:24:28 AM