Lets focus on the first set of genitals that formed human's current set of genitals: the penis and vagina.

How does evolution explain the penis and vagina?

How would a cell know how to write two different constructs of the same version of species, to fit lock and key, in its current shape and form, in order to procreate?

What did penis and vagina evolve from? I could think of 1000 other ways that could be more easy to procreate, so who/what was in charge of this shift to penis and vaginae?

Why did it choose the shape of the penis and vagina from an engineering standpoint.

Why did they incorporate pleasure when other species are said not to have pleasure yet they reproduce just fine.

Why don't we have multiple forms of people that reproduce differently? Reproductive trial and error couldn't have all failed except this one.

What the deuce?


My only explanation is that it had be designed by someone, it wasn't evolution. You can't evolve into two different constructs of DNA if a third or fourth can't or never happened naturally.

4/1/2012 12:14:19 PM

really?

4/1/2012 12:19:07 PM

if you are saying that because you yourself are not capable of answering these questions, therefore there is a god, then you are ridiculous, and not the troll I thought you were.

4/1/2012 12:22:48 PM

i will post in your thread

4/1/2012 12:26:57 PM

Can you even imagine, even fathom, an answer that can explain this, that which doesn't have intelligence, can create such a system?



[Edited on April 1, 2012 at 12:27 PM. Reason : ,]

4/1/2012 12:26:57 PM

I am not explaining biology to you, I have other things to do today.

[Edited on April 1, 2012 at 12:33 PM. Reason : if you believe in intelligent design, then fine, but the absence of answers is not evidence]

4/1/2012 12:31:27 PM

Do you know what DNA is?

It's a code.

Can unintelligent design design a code?

4/1/2012 12:33:32 PM

do you know what pizza is?

good, go make me some.

4/1/2012 12:36:14 PM

0/10 troll

4/1/2012 12:36:14 PM

but seriously, a random code that is selected for over thousands of years

4/1/2012 12:37:35 PM

I suppose you guys have it all figured out

4/1/2012 12:38:19 PM

yea, i stick my penis in a vagina

feels good man

4/1/2012 12:40:11 PM

no I never said that either, I proposed an answer to your question.


I cannot explain it, but I am not so desperate to fill that void that I will pretend to know that it is intelligent design either. If faith brings you to that conclusion, then good for you. Faith is not science and you cannot prove that either.

4/1/2012 12:42:00 PM

4/1/2012 12:47:37 PM

I love that gif

4/1/2012 12:50:39 PM

Why is the idea of Intelligent Design or a God so ridiculous?
Your simple thoughtless answer is evolution.
The Universe we live in is complex and neither ID or Evolution fully explain our questions. To me both offer explanations. We are not here by accident. We are the way we are mostly by design and somewhat through evolution. There is also a reason we don't know all the answers; we were put here to learn, to discover and to grow. Everything in our universe is here for that purpose as are the events that occur.
Life is school for the soul, as your soul grows it will graduate from one life to the next.
Your soul may have started as an ant and eventually graduated to the life you are in today. We are all also interconnected and collectively the souls of all living things are God. God is not the singular being in Heaven that most people view him as, but it is simpler and more convenient to view God this way. This life may not be, have been or will be your only one as a human. We all have rolls to play to teach and help each other to grow. This explains why there are terrible events and terrible people. These things cause growth... evolution.

4/1/2012 12:57:59 PM

Yea I get it, it's cool to believe that.

Quote :

" Your simple thoughtless answer is evolution"

it is not thoughtless, in fact it has been given a lot of thought.

4/1/2012 1:05:26 PM

I thought you'd say that.

4/1/2012 1:08:50 PM

I wish creationists would use arguments like this (involving penises and vaginas) more frequently

more people would listen to them

4/1/2012 1:09:51 PM

well if you actually want a legit convo on this, you can post in TSB or the lounge.

[Edited on April 1, 2012 at 1:11 PM. Reason : .]

4/1/2012 1:11:39 PM

Because the location on the internet means so much?

4/1/2012 1:12:38 PM

I hate the idea of god, but the fact that we exist out of nothing.


We talk about unintelligent design/evolution because something that has no brain somehow put 2 and 2 together to form everything you see around you. It only has forces that attract and repel each other to work with.

I see you. You're human. You have a brain. You know intelligence exists in this universe because you are an example of it.
what are humans made from? Cells
what are cells made from? atoms
what are atoms made from? proton, neutrons, and electrons
what are protons and elections made from? quarks
What are quarks? elementary particle and a fundamental constituent of matter
What are driving these quarks? Push and Pull forces.

Starting with the first 10^450 quarks, explain how they pushed and pulled their way to a penis and vagina.

How did quarks start thinking before the brain was invented to invent a thinking thing called a brain?

My brain hurts thinking about it.



[Edited on April 1, 2012 at 1:16 PM. Reason : .]

4/1/2012 1:13:29 PM

so is Geniusboy drunknloaded or what?

4/1/2012 1:24:19 PM

Out of all people, stoned should be on my side

4/1/2012 1:25:12 PM

http://brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=625709

There ya go Klaty.... Explain away.

[Edited on April 1, 2012 at 1:28 PM. Reason : ]

4/1/2012 1:28:39 PM

If you were truly curious about the evolution of human genitals and genitalia in general, there is certainly no shortage of them available for you to read, for free, any time you'd like with a simple google search. I suspect you aren't really interested though because instead of actually researching anything you've simply translated your rambling ignorant thoughts into text so that others must suffer them as well.

4/1/2012 1:29:59 PM

Quote :

"If you were truly curious about the evolution of human genitals and genitalia in general, there is certainly no shortage of them available for you to read, for free, any time you'd like with a simple google search."

You can't question reading material. Reading material doesn't speak back. Thank you for your curing my ignorance by telling me the correct answer that is abundant on the internet.

4/1/2012 1:40:42 PM

Quote :

"How did quarks start thinking before the brain was invented to invent a thinking thing called a brain?"

The way you frame the question implies that thinking is a necessity for the design of the brain. Yet thinking is a human concept that describes a phenomenon associated with the functioning of our brains. Thinking requires a brain. So you create an unanswerable question.



[Edited on April 1, 2012 at 1:47 PM. Reason : My implication is that creating a brain does not require thinking (intelligence). ]

[Edited on April 1, 2012 at 1:51 PM. Reason : also, if this is "another" sexual evolution thread - how many of these have you made? ]

4/1/2012 1:45:54 PM

Quote :

"The way you frame the question implies that thinking is a necessity for the design of the brain. Yet thinking is a human concept that describes a phenomenon associated with the functioning of our brains. Thinking requires a brain. So you create an unanswerable question."

Exactly. I asked how something that doesn't think creates something that does think.

4/1/2012 1:51:34 PM

Quote :

"You can't question reading material. Reading material doesn't speak back. Thank you for your curing my ignorance by telling me the correct answer that is abundant on the internet."

I have no interest in doing your research for you, nor do I care to 'cure your ignorance'. Try being responsible for your own curiosity. Nobody here is going to go do this research and make you understand them, if you're truly interested you'd go research it or speak with someone who does that research.

4/1/2012 1:52:12 PM

Then why even reply? Just take even less energy to not say anything at all because you did me no favors.

4/1/2012 1:53:04 PM

I reply to mock and scorn you because you deserve it for starting shitty threads like this.

4/1/2012 1:54:36 PM

With thinking like yours, it makes me wonder why we need schools when everyone can just go to the library or google and learn everything about everything.

4/1/2012 1:55:27 PM

TWW is not a school. Presumably you've been to one before, they have teachers and/or professors there who research certain fields for a living. I've suggested you speak with one of those individuals if you can't be bothered to do some independent reading.

4/1/2012 1:57:07 PM

4/1/2012 1:58:04 PM

I didn't say it was a school. I asked why do we need schools when the information is in books and on google?

4/1/2012 1:58:23 PM

Much like the history of genitalia evolution, if you're interested in knowing more about the history of schools I'm positive that there is plenty of documentation of it available to you. However, your laziness or inability to do the research makes for a great argument for the continuation of basic schooling.

4/1/2012 2:06:14 PM

Why do men have nipples?

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

4/1/2012 2:08:17 PM

[Edited on April 1, 2012 at 2:08 PM. Reason : ^so that they can lactate in the absence of a female]

4/1/2012 2:08:21 PM

Interesting, you just lost your argument. It was a good game, check mate.

4/1/2012 2:08:26 PM

Quote :

"Exactly. I asked how something that doesn't think creates something that does think."

To what extent do you believe evolution? It's difficult to explain if I have to go back and justify evolution as well. Assuming evolution:

You have lower level organisms that are essentially cells, they move toward food - away from harmful things. This is low level "intelligence." You have higher level organisms like dogs, they can recognize people - store memories of things that produce rewards / punishments. We have concepts of all those things, but also a concept of ourselves. This ability to be introspective is a huge advantage that allows us to break out of the vanilla cycle and start influencing our own evolution. We can decide what we "want" to do and weigh costs/benefits that will give us more advantage. Eventually we get smart enough to question why we are so smart.

I kind of glossed over the process but I was trying to describe that there was a continuum of evolutionary advantages that led to gradual increases in intelligence until we reached a point of consciousness that changed the game.

[Edited on April 1, 2012 at 2:10 PM. Reason : .]

4/1/2012 2:08:51 PM

Right, because you are incapable of intelligent discussion.

Done the reading, ready to discuss.

4/1/2012 2:09:27 PM

Quote :

"To what extent do you believe evolution? It's difficult to explain if I have to go back and justify evolution as well. Assuming evolution: You have lower level organisms that are essentially cells, they move toward food - away from harmful things. This is low level "intelligence." You have higher level organisms like dogs, they can recognize people - store memories of things that produce rewards / punishments. Then you have concepts of all those things, but also a concept of ourselves. This ability to be introspective is a huge advantage that allows us to break out of the vanilla cycle and start influencing our own evolution. We can decide what we "want" to do and weigh costs/benefits that will give us more advantage. Eventually we get smart enough to question why we are so smart. I kind of glossed over the process but I was trying to describe that there was a continuum of evolutionary advantages that led to gradual increases in intelligence until we reached a point of consciousness that changed the game."

So your theory is that we are made up of a bunch of cells that elected a government, or brain, to have control over the entire body of cells that acts in the common good for all cells?

4/1/2012 2:11:57 PM

I guess you could say that if you want to personify everything. We also elected cells to serve as bones and hold the whole body up, as blood to circulate stuff to the whole body, as a heart to pump it, etc.

4/1/2012 2:22:29 PM

That's a great theory I like it because if you look at humans as single cells of a nation, we have invented our own government to take care of the common good for all humans.



But it doesn't really answer the soul question. How can we be a separate 'thinking thing' than ourselves? For instance, if I have skin cancer, I can see it and know something is wrong, but I can't communicate with myself to remove it. As a cell, I could relay the information to my brain and request help, but my cells never ask me for help personally, i'd have to discover it. Likewise, my cells don't know what I'm thinking.

How would our government be able to do this? Does our government have a mind of its own? I think I can see that sometimes it does.

No doubt that governments could get big enough to build planets into bigger buildings like we build rocks and steel into buildings individually. We have hands to build things, so we'd invent "national" hands to build things.



Aging, we can't stop aging for some reason even though DNA doesn't decay. If it does decay, how are we able to create a baby that is youthful? The DNA information has to still be there. We know we have the information, but we can't use it.

Seems like we are coded to a blueprint and we are built based on age/time, we all go through puberty around the same time and we all get gray hair around the same time. If we have the blueprint, why can't we use it and regenerate ourselves into a healthy 25 year old for the rest of time?

[Edited on April 1, 2012 at 2:49 PM. Reason : .]

4/1/2012 2:45:45 PM

ITS A TARP!

4/1/2012 2:52:56 PM

I'm not drunk or high

If someone came upto you and told you to make something that weighed 500,000 pounds float in mid-air, you'd say "yeah right, that's impossible"

Yet look at what we have here:



If someone came upto you and told you to make something that weighed 200,000,000 pounds float on water, you'd say "yeah right, that's impossible"


Yet look at what we have here:






Do you think whatever created us wanted us to have these things? Electricity, Atomic Bombs, Periodic Tables...I think not. These are hacks that exist in the universe. Our universe is coded and we're hacking the system.

If our universe is coded, and we can manipulate it, that means EVERYTHING is possible.

If we can hack the universe, then we can hack any computer you may conceive.

But the shitty thing is... if everything is possible then an unhackable system is possible, too. but how can it exist if a hacker can always hack everything?

Which leads us to... If God can do anything, can God create a rock that he can't lift?

If he can, then he can't do everything because he can't lift the rock. If he can't, then he can't do everything.

You have to conclude that it's impossible.

Nope. you don't have to conclude it's impossible.


Aircraft carriers and Airplanes are simple. In less than a 100 years, we'll have space stations and colonizing other planets. Earthquakes and hurricanes will be soft gusts of wind compared to solar storms and black holes that we'll have to battle against.

I shouldn't say 100 years, because we'll figure out how to live 1000 years, the only way to travel between galaxies before we invent teleportation and find wormholes.

After that, I do believe, the game is over. We conquered the universe.

4/1/2012 2:53:48 PM

Thank you for posting my theory of "the purpose of human life" extrapolated until the end of time.

[Edited on April 1, 2012 at 3:03 PM. Reason : more specific]

4/1/2012 3:00:14 PM

I thought this thread was going to be about geniusxboy in a mmf relationship.

4/1/2012 3:04:38 PM

I was hoping for some really good sex stories

I am disappoint

4/1/2012 3:14:35 PM