Not that any of my friends on teedub like to read...

I'm trying to put some substance into my banter to give me a reason to get famous. I'll take feedback to help point me in the direction of my goals:
1- Get Famous.
2- Be genuine [rill].
3- Get on Price is Right.

http://todayimoo.blogspot.com/


I'm working on editing typos. But I have hardly the attention span.

4/2/2012 11:18:13 PM

Nice try, sweetheart.


You wanna get ahead?


Get a pimp

4/2/2012 11:20:13 PM

Formatting is a little borked on iPad, ESP the light box viewer.

4/2/2012 11:22:02 PM

blogspot is so 2002

4/2/2012 11:26:55 PM

sup girl

4/2/2012 11:30:57 PM

Post boobs -> Get website hits

4/2/2012 11:37:39 PM

If you're serious about getting famous, the best thing is to pick a few of your favorite famous blogs, identify the elements that you like about them, and incorporate them into your blog keeping in mind an attention to detail.

Subtelty in design and presentation is what separates the good from the great.

You're using a bog standard template it looks like, which is lame.

The picture has a very wide angle shot of a girl in a bikini. If this blog were written by someone with an attention to detail -- that is to mean someone who cares about the readers perception of the writer and "experience" if the site -- they would have done some very basic editing on this picture, perhaps tighten the shot on the girl, maybe adjusting the colors, even maybe throwing it through Instagram.

The text is too bland. Put some lne breaks, dont be afraid to break rules on spacing/font sizes, call out important quotes in a stylistic way, use a nonstandard font (make sure it renders right on different platforms).

Believe it or not, people do judge books by their covers. This is reality.

4/2/2012 11:39:50 PM

Quote :

"even maybe throwing it through Instagram. "

please...dont

4/2/2012 11:41:31 PM

Ha its better than nothing...

4/2/2012 11:43:50 PM

BAH!!! Thank you so much! I will use all of that feedback. Love it. Thanks, Moron.

4/2/2012 11:44:25 PM

I can't really read the words "Thanks, Moron" without reading them in a sarcastic tone

4/2/2012 11:45:14 PM

I don't know do Lauren well enough to know if that was sarcstic or not...

4/2/2012 11:47:45 PM

i think it was sincere, but its an optical illusion to my senses

4/2/2012 11:49:54 PM

It wasn't sarcastic... I really am appreciative of a relative stranger giving me some insight on an individualized level. Your username is Moron....so I used it. Your profile says your name is Stan or something...


....and nobody's name is Stan.

4/2/2012 11:51:24 PM

i don't like how it looks like your background is a shadow of you giving me the finger. i know it's not but...hey screw you lady!

4/2/2012 11:52:19 PM

well she did call you a moron

[Edited on April 2, 2012 at 11:53 PM. Reason : i'm clever!]

4/2/2012 11:52:52 PM

Ha my name isn't Stan...

Now that I think about it, I've only met 1 Stan in my entire life O.o

4/2/2012 11:53:06 PM

also Lauren your legs are lookin extra sexy in those white shorts

4/2/2012 11:54:47 PM

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, my first stalker!

I don't know if I can handle all this fame. It's all happening so quickly.

I think I need a lawyer and an accountant.

4/3/2012 12:36:35 AM

who told you you were funny? a guy? if so, did you sleep with him? if not, did he never call you back?

girls aren't funny

4/3/2012 12:41:27 AM

I dig that mug,

don't listen to these jakes that be creepin' mane.

[Edited on April 3, 2012 at 12:43 AM. Reason : ^coming from this mug..LAME ]

4/3/2012 12:42:54 AM

first stalker? pssh

been on that

Quote :

"Registered : 11/1/2000 (4170.2 days ago)"

timeline

4/3/2012 12:48:21 AM

Quote :

"Nice try, sweetheart. You wanna get ahead? Get a pimp Give head"

4/3/2012 1:02:18 AM

^absoltely terrible.

Did you EVEN click on that link? It was GOLDEN MANE....

4/3/2012 1:03:20 AM

it's pronounced turrrrible mane.

get it right.

4/3/2012 1:04:37 AM

^wow LAME



can ya feel me?

IMO the OP was LAWL worthy, [user]synapse[user] is just a huge prick

4/3/2012 1:09:20 AM

Quote :

"IMO the OP was LAWL worthy"

DO TELL!

<--- didn't lol

4/3/2012 1:10:48 AM

Meh, this broad isn't hot enough for anyone to give a fuck about her website.

4/3/2012 8:44:31 AM

[Edited on April 3, 2012 at 8:48 AM. Reason : nm]

4/3/2012 8:47:46 AM

Quote :

"One in particular came from my good friend, Chris, I used to work for his mom, actually....That's how we met years ago."

this is a train wreck

[Edited on April 3, 2012 at 8:48 AM. Reason : I SAW THAT, mrfrog]

4/3/2012 8:48:01 AM

I like the fish.

Post fish here.

4/3/2012 8:50:15 AM

Happy!

[Edited on April 3, 2012 at 9:07 AM. Reason : ]

4/3/2012 9:06:48 AM

I just spent way too much time feeding those fish.

and by too much time, I mean 30 seconds.

4/3/2012 9:13:45 AM

The poor red fish runs all the way over from the other side and misses the food.

FAIL FISH!

4/3/2012 9:45:23 AM

I lose my feist first thing in the morning.

4/3/2012 9:55:49 AM

still waiting for the funny

4/3/2012 10:08:27 AM

Sex happens in the woods or in a tent outside the house.

4/3/2012 10:41:17 AM

There are very few REAL funny women in this world. Just read a few of the blogs, and unfortunately, the OP is not one of them.

4/3/2012 10:49:24 AM

I think that this is going swimmingly well. I'm going to edit the format as was instructed last night. Anybody have any ideas to give traffic other than posting it on teedub and facebook? Anybody want to post my blog on their facebook to help me generate more traffic? If you do it, I'll give you a reward.

Yep. A nice and shiny reward.

4/3/2012 5:25:14 PM

how many page views are you getting?

4/3/2012 5:27:34 PM

...I found none of these posts funny....

4/3/2012 5:31:39 PM

How many page views? That's like telling how many men a woman has slept with....


thttththhhhh.....It'th a thecret.....

4/3/2012 5:32:57 PM

Swingles? Didn't find it funny?


You have a username of "swingles". I doubt my humor appeals to you anyway.



...."swingles"...what kind of shit is that.

4/3/2012 5:35:04 PM

Quote :

"-DJ Lauren, you are not funny. Sorry. Random thoughts aren't funny unless you actually have a sence of humor. Good try though."

4/3/2012 5:37:57 PM

I've tried a sence of humor before. It was okay, but not quite as good as the name brands.

Quote :

"How many page views? That's like telling how many men a woman has slept with...."

sure, you can tell us both.

[Edited on April 3, 2012 at 5:47 PM. Reason : ]

4/3/2012 5:45:31 PM

we could have a seance
maybe summon some humors

4/3/2012 5:48:07 PM

4/3/2012 5:48:41 PM

hahaha

that pizza is hilarious

fucking zany

4/3/2012 5:50:29 PM

Quote :

"I've tried a sence of humor before. It was okay, but not quite as good as the name brands."

Hey, I'm just taking KG's word for it: http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=38286

4/3/2012 6:06:26 PM

Quote :

"So I'm building a website"

first blog post was in July 2010, this thread is old

4/3/2012 6:09:46 PM