'There are downsides to looking this pretty': Why women hate me for being beautiful
By SAMANTHA BRICK

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2124246/Samantha-Brick-downsides-looking-pretty-Why-women-hate-beautiful.html


Here's the thing I don't get.... this bitch is not that attractive, is she?

4/4/2012 12:04:16 PM

maybe she looks better when she isn't smiling derpily?

4/4/2012 12:05:00 PM

Master troll

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4/4/2012 12:05:01 PM

well


it's a british website


british broads are generally pretty heinous, skews the scale a little bit.

4/4/2012 12:05:54 PM

futons don't make you pretty

4/4/2012 12:07:00 PM

what the ... ? how the.. ? what?




I am confused.

4/4/2012 12:07:22 PM

ujelly?

4/4/2012 12:08:23 PM

^^^^ This must be the case. She looks like a 5-6.

4/4/2012 12:08:29 PM

She writes the article as if she is drop dead gorgeous. I'm prettier than she is, and I don't even consider myself good looking enough to subject myself to TWW criticism.

Quote :

"Blushing bride: Samantha on her wedding day, left, and right, at home with Pascal. She laments that not one of her girlfriends has ever asked her to be a bridesmaid - perhaps from fear of being overshadowed by her looks."

She actually comes across as a major bitch, and I certainly wouldn't invite her to be in my wedding either.

Love this comment:

Quote :

"WHERE ON EARTH IS SHE LOOKING?! I want her mirror!"

tl/dr, women are catty, but she is a bad example of cattiness.

4/4/2012 12:10:17 PM

Eh, she's ok. a natural 5-6 that, with a good makeup job and makeover, could reach a 7.5/8.0

That said, I can see how there are downsides for females that are above 4, especially when bitchitude for a 1-3 is usually at very high levels.

4/4/2012 12:14:17 PM

oh the comments are hilarious

4/4/2012 12:14:34 PM

Quote :

"Samantha on her wedding day, left, and right, at home with Pascal. She laments that not one of her girlfriends has ever asked her to be a bridesmaid - perhaps from fear of being overshadowed by her looks"

if you think this is why people don't want in the wedding party, much less write an article about it, I will guess it has more to do with your lack of tact, your selfishness, and your constant need for attention.

geeze this woman is terribly obnoxious, I can't believe she has any friends.

Quote :

"Forced out: While Samantha has previously admitted to flirting to get ahead at work, she also says jealous female bosses have made some jobs so unbearable she has been forced to leave"

maybe if you stopped flirting at work you wouldn't get fired for inappropriate conduct. you have got to be kidding.

[Edited on April 4, 2012 at 12:17 PM. Reason : .]

4/4/2012 12:15:02 PM

i do often wonder about the way chicks feel when they hang out with prettier friends who constantly get more attention...i'm sure it does lead to jealousy

4/4/2012 12:20:40 PM

Quote :

"April Fools day was on the 1st love! - Mike Brezner, London, 04/4/2012 16:47 "

4/4/2012 12:22:00 PM

"Good makeup" doesn't do anything for me. 5-6 is her sober max.

She's probably one of those who use the "X, Y, Z just has it in for me because I'm beautiful!" line to justify to themselves that they really aren't that incompetent or distasteful of a person.

4/4/2012 12:22:34 PM

yeah...this article would be a LOT more believable if...say...Joie wrote it

4/4/2012 12:23:43 PM

she has on makeup...all she needs is her hair did

that still wouldn't work though

4/4/2012 12:25:12 PM

Yeah, I certainly believe that gorgeous women have to prove themselves to other women, if those other women are insecure. And I *know* some Office Managers are less likely to hire a successful woman they are jealous of. However, none of that applies to the author here.

4/4/2012 12:26:36 PM

this bitch is self absorbed as fuck

me me me!

4/4/2012 12:27:22 PM

I'm still trying to figure out how she gets all this free stuff.

Maybe it has to do with this advice from the bang friend thread:

Quote :

""f you want one, you need to date-down. Find some chick that's bangable but below your league.""

[Edited on April 4, 2012 at 12:28 PM. Reason : ]

4/4/2012 12:27:55 PM

She's good at exploiting people.

4/4/2012 12:28:56 PM

she sure does go to a lot of bars not to drink

4/4/2012 12:32:49 PM

I would not sleep with this broad

4/4/2012 12:38:24 PM

WOW

4/4/2012 12:39:54 PM

meh....



Women can be so mean to other women, people want to claim that "sisterhood" exists but really most women will be rude and hateful if they feel anyway insecure or threatened.

4/4/2012 12:52:27 PM

I would sleep with her...just so I could see the look on her face afterwards when I told her that the only reason I left the bar with her is because I lost a bet with my friends

4/4/2012 12:53:31 PM

^^ She's got a sweet fu manchu going on there. Wait.

4/4/2012 12:54:39 PM

for the UK, she's probably hot.

4/4/2012 12:56:05 PM

There are plenty of smoking hot women in the UK

She's confusing the few times super desperate dudes have tried to slum it and the fact that women don't like her because she's a bitch with being attractive

4/4/2012 12:58:15 PM

one downside to looking "that pretty" is that about half the women near you at any given time are prettier

4/4/2012 12:58:46 PM

There are downsides to looking this pretty being a huge stuck-up cunt.

4/4/2012 12:59:56 PM

Yeah....no.

4/4/2012 1:01:41 PM

lol, this reminds me so much of Cartman when he puts on weight on purpose and calls himself a beefcake.

Cartman: "This is sweet. Camera crews are setting up, and I'm lookin' totally ripped. Beefcake. Beefcake."

And my favorite from that episode
Cartman: "I'm such a beefcake I can't even fit through the door."



[Edited on April 4, 2012 at 1:18 PM. Reason : pic]

4/4/2012 1:16:36 PM

She's maybe a 2 or 4 on the milf hotness scale...no boobs & a big ass forehead.
with that said:

would I bang her? why not
is she hot... no, I've seen better in lazyday pictures..which isn't saying much. I bet she makes her husband be submissive.






[Edited on April 4, 2012 at 1:22 PM. Reason : e]

4/4/2012 1:21:00 PM

She's not ugly by any means, she's just not the 'omg, I want to worship you' gorgeous she makes herself out to be.

4/4/2012 1:23:31 PM

Quote :

"Wow. Just wow. There is nothing beautiful about a person with that attitude and mindset. Unfortunately this Ugly Brick is so self absorbed by ridden with low self esteem and lack of confidence. Truly beautiful people don't have to write such an asanine article about how beautiful they are. Finally, I wouldn't touch or with a 10 foot pole because she is plain Jane. Or a 12 meter poll, considering she is Bratish. "

[Edited on April 4, 2012 at 1:25 PM. Reason : y]

4/4/2012 1:24:48 PM

maybe she's more of a "looks good in person but doesn't photograph well" type of person

4/4/2012 1:25:09 PM

She aint really attractive, and she looks old.

I can walk right out of my office and throw my stapler at 5 girls that look better than her, and we do technical/computer work (historically not a lot of attractive women).

4/4/2012 1:25:46 PM

instead of throwing a stapler at them, you should be throwin the dick at them.

4/4/2012 1:26:49 PM

He said they were hotter than her

They could still be ugly as shit

4/4/2012 1:29:50 PM

Fortunately I am married and dont have to put up with that bullshit.

4/4/2012 1:29:52 PM

What did she look like before the brick hit her?

4/4/2012 1:31:02 PM

i certainly wouldn't pay her cab fare or send her a bottle of bubbly because she looks good


bitch must be high

4/4/2012 1:31:03 PM

I mean, she's hot enough to play somebody's mom on Dr. Who I guess.

4/4/2012 1:31:32 PM

Don't believe it. She isn't hot enough to be getting free bottles of wine and shit on a plane. If she was as hot as she claims to be, she'd be a model or a movie star or something.

4/4/2012 2:03:44 PM

i don't know, i've seen some desperate motherfuckers do some dumb shit before

4/4/2012 2:13:45 PM

Hopefully Tosh will rip her on the show. Maybe a web redemption?

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/04/03/this-woman-is-too-good-looking/?xrs=synd_facebook

4/4/2012 3:00:06 PM

More like: there are downsides to thinking I'm prettier than I actually am

4/4/2012 6:18:39 PM

Quote :

"There are plenty of smoking hot women in the UK"

oh really?

4/4/2012 6:46:02 PM

Wait, who said there wasn't smoking hot women in the UK?

http://vikkiblowsaday.tumblr.com/

4/4/2012 6:49:45 PM