go carts at frankies
karaoke
attend ncsu football games
dance in tha club
gone to cookout
women > 40 yo


ibt your mom

4/5/2012 6:26:11 PM

go carts at frankies
karaoke
dance in tha club
shit in a cat litter box
put it in a chicks butt

[Edited on April 5, 2012 at 6:29 PM. Reason : ]

4/5/2012 6:28:21 PM

Fat girls

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4/5/2012 6:28:30 PM

your fat mom

[Edited on April 5, 2012 at 6:29 PM. Reason : .]

4/5/2012 6:29:02 PM

you are the king of making threads that have been made many times before

4/5/2012 6:29:04 PM

drive around in my car

4/5/2012 6:30:00 PM

^^ if you can find the old one bump it.

i didn't see anything here: http://tinyurl.com/clfgy7z :shrug:

4/5/2012 6:30:32 PM

riding around with emce

4/5/2012 6:30:49 PM

your fat mom in EMCE's car

4/5/2012 6:31:23 PM

Bar fight

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4/5/2012 6:33:52 PM

oh also put it in a chicks butt

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4/5/2012 6:34:46 PM

ewwwww krallum... that is the worst kind of buttsex. The probability of the butt not being clean after a long day of drinking and sloppy misadventures in the bathroom increases tremendously when drunk.

4/5/2012 6:36:28 PM

in your expert opinion, whats the best kind of buttsex?

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[Edited on April 5, 2012 at 6:38 PM. Reason : worse has happened sober]

4/5/2012 6:37:46 PM

I must admit, breaking into my neighbors apartment and shitting in the cat box was one of the best drunk decisions I've ever made

[Edited on April 5, 2012 at 6:42 PM. Reason : oh yea, and I stole all of their beer, too]

4/5/2012 6:39:16 PM

hahahahaha

4/5/2012 6:40:29 PM

tmi

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[Edited on April 5, 2012 at 6:41 PM. Reason : lol]

4/5/2012 6:41:04 PM

put tooth paste in my contact lens case

4/5/2012 6:46:11 PM

pissed in a laundry basket

4/5/2012 6:48:16 PM

coitus

4/5/2012 6:50:47 PM

You can put me down for buttsecks too, I don't think I've ever done it sober

4/5/2012 7:46:05 PM

apparently you'd like it, though

I'm sure your gay bf would oblige

4/5/2012 7:51:28 PM

make out with mildly unattractive men and/or strangers

4/5/2012 7:51:29 PM

fall asleep in random yards, usually missing clothing

pee in dark alleys

slap and/or throw punches during sexytime



........ all good reasons to slow my roll

4/5/2012 7:56:41 PM

Those sound like good reasons to hasten your roll

4/5/2012 8:10:01 PM

Quote :

"You can put me down for buttsecks too, I don't think I've ever done it sober"

Put my GF down for that one too. I gotta get at least a bottle of wine in her before I can even start the conversation about it.

And then the next morning she swears she is never drinking again

[Edited on April 5, 2012 at 8:59 PM. Reason : a]

4/5/2012 8:58:35 PM

Pissed in a car
Thumb in a girls butt
Spit at someone
Danced with any sort of rhythm

4/5/2012 8:59:52 PM

another thing i will regret posting on the internet, so i won't. i am enjoying reading these though

4/5/2012 9:12:05 PM

a girl 6'6"

4/5/2012 9:37:20 PM

oh one time I danced/grinded with a mexican midget. I don't remember this but my friends swear it happened.

4/5/2012 9:51:22 PM

grinded on Mrs. Wuff for about 20 minutes at a wedding

4/5/2012 9:53:36 PM

^ How long ago was that?

4/5/2012 10:36:20 PM

^^^you also lost your skirt once. once that i know of.

4/5/2012 10:38:35 PM

Sprayed a fire extinguisher then tossed it into the woods.

4/5/2012 10:50:10 PM

dipping tobacco

4/5/2012 10:55:25 PM

period sex

4/5/2012 10:57:16 PM

yell at cabs/cab drivers
curse like a sailor

Quote :

"Fat girls I'm Krallum and I approved this message."

well now...i guess everyone needs some huh?...

4/5/2012 10:58:46 PM

^ holy shit, I haven't seen you around here in ages.

I think that you should stick around and get to know the NEW TWW

4/5/2012 11:00:41 PM

^

lmao.

i'm starting to "browse"...seems like it's just about the same "general" people...although people aren't cutting each other down as much. weird...

and then other than that i've just come across stuff where i'm just like: umm...okay...seriously...wtf?

4/5/2012 11:03:10 PM

sleep in bathrooms
make new friends in 0.2 sec
attempt to fight people and inanimate objects
tell non-family members that I love them

4/5/2012 11:08:03 PM

I petted a midget on the head once

4/5/2012 11:18:18 PM

whatever, I like it when friends pet my hair in a non-condescending way. It makes me feel safe somehow.

but if a stranger did it I'd be all

4/5/2012 11:22:24 PM

Incited a mob. (accidentally)

I'd like to think that if I ever incite a mob while sober, it will be intentional.

4/5/2012 11:51:22 PM