wolfpackgrrr
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Saw one of the stands setting up their gear today. I'm going to eat the hell out of some strawberries this weekend 
  4/5/2012 9:52:30 PM
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EMCE
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I'd punch a bitch in the throat if she popped a squat over my strawberries and got ready to take a piss. 4/5/2012 9:53:30 PM |
MisterGreen
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that's honestly about as 'not sexy' as it gets
i mean across the board 4/5/2012 10:00:01 PM |
EMCE
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^ Cute face, too much makeup, no tits, droopy buttcheeks, strawberry pissing habits. 4/5/2012 10:01:48 PM |
wolfpackgrrr
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Maybe she just likes to do the ping pong trick with strawberries. 4/5/2012 10:02:29 PM |
EMCE
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hammer toes 4/5/2012 10:03:00 PM |
red baron 22
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you forgot pointy elbows 4/5/2012 10:05:23 PM |
EMCE
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thank you red baron 22.
Don't get me wrong... I'd still bang it out until she moaned like a wounded wilderbeast. But I have no real standards to speak of. 4/5/2012 10:07:27 PM |
MisterGreen
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4/5/2012 10:29:27 PM |
dmspack
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yeah strawberries are a couple of weeks early this year. usually april 15 is when they start coming off (at least around wake and johnston county and surronding areas). my parents have a pick-your-own strawberry stand along with their nursery and produce farm...we've been picking for around a week which is pretty much unheard of. 4/5/2012 10:32:54 PM |
