Three hams will fill him
Three hams will thrill him
Why don't you feed him

Three hams

4/10/2012 1:51:37 AM

THREE HAMS WILL KILL HIM

4/10/2012 2:29:07 AM

Tomorrow is the day of the carnival of feet
There'll be feet there, and feet, and don't forget the feet
I'll be there if I'm not somewhere else
At the one and only carnival of feet

4/10/2012 8:29:55 AM

One time, I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I would just sit back with my mind completely blank while the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper. At the end of the week, the teacher said, "Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes." So I wrote a paper that said, "Hello! My name is Bingo! I like to climb on things! Can I have a banana? Eek, eek!" I got an F. When I told my mom about it, she said, "I told you, never trust a monkey!"

4/10/2012 9:13:18 AM

saps i'm going to read all your posts in brak's voice from now on

4/10/2012 11:02:41 AM

I remember when I was with Special Forces. Seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a camp to inoculate the children. We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for polio, and this old man came running after us. He was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there, and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember I … I … I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget.

4/10/2012 11:17:05 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zi5FdRTV5M

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Last time I was this happy, I was face down in a pizza pie, eatin' my way to freedom!

4/11/2012 11:01:10 AM

man I thought this thread was going to be about ass

4/11/2012 11:01:45 AM

H.A.M. ???

4/11/2012 11:03:26 AM

wow this thread took me back.

4/11/2012 7:27:35 PM