He's against contraception

4/10/2012 10:28:13 PM

Santor um? Damm near killed um.

4/10/2012 10:29:57 PM

clever

4/10/2012 10:39:06 PM

HEYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4/10/2012 11:06:38 PM

Sweater vest smack is better mane...

this mug is kinda weak.

4/10/2012 11:09:04 PM

Have you seen Santorum's kids? No way he pulls out.

4/10/2012 11:09:26 PM

^dang

4/10/2012 11:17:47 PM

Seriously, he averages 1 every 2.5 years.

4/10/2012 11:19:54 PM

It was clever until the first post

4/10/2012 11:20:02 PM

I support a ban on porn. Think about it, japan has their censorship laws for porn and their shit is crazy. Imagine how baller our porn could be if it was completely banned

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4/10/2012 11:20:27 PM

I bet synapse would be a bottom

4/11/2012 12:04:38 AM

^^ haha

4/11/2012 12:06:55 AM

New meme that's already old


"I have a colonoscopy and Rick Santorum backs out of the Presidential race on the same day. Coincidence?" Gary Locke tweets.

"Boil Water Notice lifted in Jacksonville area, Santorum suspends presidential campaign. Coincidence? #spooky," Will Knous, managing editor of MSCENE magazine, tweets.

"I register to vote and within an hour Santorum drops out of the race. Coincidence? I THINK NOT! #IHaveThePower," tweets @TheTrampRO.

"Rick Santorum suspends his Pres. campaign simultaneously with #Phish announcing leg 2 of the Summer tour. Coincidence? I think not," says @CoolStarry.

"Santorum drops out on the same day I hear about Katy Perry's 3-D concert movie. Coincidence?" Anthony Mercado says.

"JCPenney runs out of blue sweater-vests. Rick Santorum suspends campaign. Coincidence?" tweets @JuliWithoutTheE.

"On the day Santorum says the race is over, Iowa Governor Terry Branstad announces his endorsement for Mitt Romney. Coincidence?" Jonathan Lewis Ketz, reporter for Iowa's WQAD, tweets.

"Santorum quits and market plummets 200. Coincidence? I think not," Rick Sommer tweets.

"Rick Santorum pulls out and Glee comes back on tonight? #coincidence? #idliketothinknot #gaysharks," says @McMonnie.

4/11/2012 1:41:06 AM

I wish Romney would pull out, too.

4/11/2012 7:55:53 AM

Ron Paul is too old to pull out.

4/11/2012 9:14:13 PM

^haha!

4/11/2012 9:14:40 PM

rectum? damn near *joke about the civil war*

4/11/2012 9:14:47 PM

bazinga!

4/11/2012 9:16:57 PM