THAT'S LIVIN', BABY!

4/11/2012 12:19:42 PM

4/11/2012 12:21:45 PM

That's fucking stupid. Nobody who is sober would drive 1000 miles for taco bell and nobody drunk could drive 1000 miles and either not die or still be drunk by the time they got there.

4/11/2012 12:23:39 PM

^ if you drink while driving

4/11/2012 12:24:31 PM

at least he was kind enough in the ad to bring out 4 complimentary waters

i'm nat christiano and i approve this message.

4/11/2012 12:25:26 PM

2 minutes later

WELP IM GOOD NOW LETS GO HOME

4/11/2012 12:29:06 PM

naw son, can't leave yet...still gotta LIVE MAS

4/11/2012 12:30:18 PM

that's what you get for living in a flyover state

4/11/2012 12:37:52 PM

AND I WOULD DRIVE 500 MILES
AND I WOULD DRIVE 500 MORE
JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO DRIVES 1000 MILES
TO GET A FUCKING DORITOS TACO

4/11/2012 12:43:08 PM

damn hippy, should've looked for a damn job instead of a taco.

4/11/2012 1:08:33 PM

couldve gotten a job at the local Taco Bell, gone to a convenience store before his shift and bought some Doritos, then made his own fucking doritos tacos

4/11/2012 1:15:43 PM

Some people like road trips, you know.

Like the whole saying about life being about the journey, not the destination.

4/11/2012 1:17:29 PM

i like road trips

but not driving halfway across the country for the explicit purpose of buying taco bell

4/11/2012 1:18:49 PM

Yeah, road trips are nice and all... nothing like dropping $150 in gas to buy a doritos taco you could have made locally by buying a taco and stuffing a few doritos into it.

4/11/2012 1:23:05 PM

the only explanation for this

weed

4/11/2012 1:26:04 PM

foggin' out dat 190% volvo 240

4/11/2012 1:31:00 PM

A meal fit for the trailer park.

4/11/2012 1:40:21 PM

Quote :

"Some people like road trips, you know. Like the whole saying about life being about the journey, not the destination."

tr00, but if your 'destination' is a taco shell made of corn chips, your journey is probably shit, too

4/11/2012 1:43:56 PM

Quote :

"nobody drunk could drive 1000 miles and either not die or still be drunk by the time they got there."

4/11/2012 1:46:33 PM

this taco is better than kissing a unicorn...on a pot of gold

4/23/2012 12:14:09 AM

If I drove 1000 miles for it, I would eat at least 20 of those damn things.

4/23/2012 12:18:24 AM

Taco Bell has kits at the grocery store. So you buy a few, buy a few bags of Doritos, and you make a fucking taco salad at home. Hell, you can make a fucking Cool Ranch Doritos taco salad at home.

4/23/2012 12:35:28 AM

Depends on how much money he got for commercial. It it recouped his losses for gas and what not. And the taco.

4/23/2012 1:33:42 AM

actually, i believe the correct distance was 900 miles. big difference.

4/23/2012 1:39:41 AM

i burst into tears, yo!

5/2/2012 5:26:57 PM

5/2/2012 10:40:04 PM

did someone say Loco D'reets

5/2/2012 11:53:39 PM

tommy wiseau is a great username

5/3/2012 12:30:53 AM

paging hey now

5/4/2012 7:01:14 AM