slappy1 All American 2303 Posts user info edit post |
so, my new lover informed me that he can do a magic trick with his p33n. I thought, through my years of intensive research, that I knew everything about the male anatomy, including all the fun bells and whistles that come with owning a penis. but I might have been sorely mistaken.
according to him, it is possible to have a full-blown normal orgasm, but pinch (?) the underside of his penis to strangle the urethra, thus not making an actual emission. then at any point afterwards, once near an appropriate receptacle, he can release it and complete the emission.
[ ] confirm
[ ] deny 4/12/2012 11:40:56 AM
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pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "once near an appropriate receptacle" |
WHY 4/12/2012 11:42:26 AM
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rtc407 All American 6217 Posts user info edit post |
ow 4/12/2012 11:42:46 AM
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BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
similar to squirting
i think it is kinda hard to do that in practice because it shifts
and i thought it was the vas deferans 4/12/2012 11:43:00 AM
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pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
that's kinda like, taking the best part and ruining it 4/12/2012 11:43:38 AM
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jaZon All American 27048 Posts user info edit post |
Why not
You can ejaculate without orgasm
You can orgasm without ejaculating 4/12/2012 11:44:21 AM
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ComputerGuy (IN)Sensitive 5052 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "my new lover informed me" |
4/12/2012 11:44:37 AM
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slappy1 All American 2303 Posts user info edit post |
hypothetically speaking, he could be in his car and engaging in phone sex or something of the like, and doesn't want to make a mess.
I don't know. 4/12/2012 11:45:05 AM
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BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
if its in her but and you dont wanna to a lame release across her lower back but you wanna put it on her tits its useful
because the women i bang it takes a little while to flip over and the moment is but so fleeting 4/12/2012 11:45:17 AM
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ComputerGuy (IN)Sensitive 5052 Posts user info edit post |
Is this squirt?
Girl has a PHD in sex shit 4/12/2012 11:45:47 AM
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pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
i think the guy who wants to go a few months without jerkin it is more evolved than me
or less evolved
i can't figure out which 4/12/2012 11:46:14 AM
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modlin All American 2642 Posts user info edit post |
confirmed. Also works by pressing upwards on the prostate. 4/12/2012 11:46:44 AM
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ComputerGuy (IN)Sensitive 5052 Posts user info edit post |
who is going to try this tonight?
I got my fleshlight soaking currently 4/12/2012 11:47:52 AM
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jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
I've read all the reasons posted in this thread....
and this still seems entirely useless and inappropriate. 4/12/2012 11:48:29 AM
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slappy1 All American 2303 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "confirmed. Also works by pressing upwards on the prostate.
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from which point of attack? in through the butt? on the dodus? 4/12/2012 11:50:08 AM
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TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148844 Posts user info edit post |
lol "dodus" 4/12/2012 11:50:46 AM
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jaZon All American 27048 Posts user info edit post |
dodus is the gayest fucking term for that area i've ever heard 4/12/2012 11:53:31 AM
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slappy1 All American 2303 Posts user info edit post |
and for that, I think you. 4/12/2012 11:54:01 AM
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ComputerGuy (IN)Sensitive 5052 Posts user info edit post |
what is the dodus? 4/12/2012 11:54:05 AM
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slappy1 All American 2303 Posts user info edit post |
I tried to do a GIS to get you some graphical representation, but all I got was a bunch of japanimation 4/12/2012 11:55:11 AM
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TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148844 Posts user info edit post |
i believe it refers to the taint 4/12/2012 11:55:52 AM
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slappy1 All American 2303 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "similar to squirting" |
does not comprehend. 4/12/2012 11:56:04 AM
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justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 28463 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | " and for that, I think you." |
4/12/2012 11:57:12 AM
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jaZon All American 27048 Posts user info edit post |
4/12/2012 11:57:55 AM
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slappy1 All American 2303 Posts user info edit post |
DAMN
IT
FUCK 4/12/2012 11:58:54 AM
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GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
In other words, the penis is a hose that you can crimp.
Once you let go, the liquid starts flowing.
We can do it while peeing too, it's not limited to cumming. 4/12/2012 12:03:45 PM
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EMCE balls deep 89883 Posts user info edit post |
I think if a bitch squeezed my taint to keep me from shooting ropes all over her, I would hit her. Hard. 4/12/2012 12:06:53 PM
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Pikey All American 6421 Posts user info edit post |
This is possible. I have done it while self completing to some extent. If you pinch it in for only a few seconds, like 2-8 seconds, it intensifies the orgasm a bit. I've found that if you hold it in any longer than that, the pleasurable factor drastically decreases and the pain factor takes over. You lose the orgasmic effect of ejaculation and the unused semen left in the vas diferens either just drips out (no fun) or dries up inside ( ). While there is a slight noticeable difference in the quality of climax, to me personally, it is not worth it to go through the trouble. Why risk ruining a perfectly good fap sesh.
tl;dr - pointless to pinch it for longer than 2 seconds. 4/12/2012 12:08:36 PM
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evlbuxmbetty All American 3633 Posts user info edit post |
g.r.o.s.s. 4/12/2012 12:08:37 PM
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0EPII1 All American 42565 Posts user info edit post |
holy shit, if you tightly pinch a flowing/gushing pipe, you can stop the liquid from flowing out!!! 
i do this all the time. have always done it.
Quote : | "that's kinda like, taking the best part and ruining it" |
on the contrary, it heightens the sensation. i have learned how to do that from the decades of doing the pinching. would you say that when you ejaculate freely you have 8-10 contractions? usually it is 2-4. but with pinching and stopping the semen from coming out, the contractions increase in number (8-10) AND in intensity. and of course, it is the contractions which are pleasurable. depending on the situation, i get up a few seconds to several minutes later and release the semen in the toilet, which has been sitting in the urethra for that duration.
heightened sensation AND no mess. win win.
Quote : | "Why not
You can orgasm without ejaculating" |
doesn't seem like she is talking about it, as she talks about releasing it later when near a receptacle.
but if she is, i have done that as well, but is quite difficult. 4/12/2012 12:11:30 PM
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jaZon All American 27048 Posts user info edit post |
^ Yea, she's talking about something different 4/12/2012 12:12:21 PM
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TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148844 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "several minutes later and release the semen in the toilet" |
wut 4/12/2012 12:12:42 PM
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pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
yeah the prefer my receptacle to be a guts of a female 4/12/2012 12:14:35 PM
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0EPII1 All American 42565 Posts user info edit post |
a few times i have even dozed off for 15 to 20 minutes with the penis head underside pinched (and semen inside in the urethra) and then gotten up and released it. it is like water in viscosity by then. 4/12/2012 12:14:48 PM
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BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
dude tell us more 4/12/2012 12:18:34 PM
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pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
so he's got much more satisfying ejaculations standing over a toilet on a cold tile floor after waddling away from his woman with his dick pinched between his fingers
ok 4/12/2012 12:19:36 PM
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GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
If you study how things are supposed to work, I guarantee crimping was not designed to be healthy for your junk. However, it was designed to allow for a small amount of crimping just in case you cum while in an awkward position in an abnormally tight vagina.
Side effects include enlarging of your internal pipelines which reduced pressure/range of your cumshot, obstruction of ejaculatory process and unnecessary pressure on your reverse gates leading to your bladder. Cum is designed to flow forward, not backward.
While you don't suffer from the effects now, you can be sure to see effects over the next couple of decades when your body loses its ability to recuperate after shock to the system. 4/12/2012 12:20:22 PM
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EMCE balls deep 89883 Posts user info edit post |
So....do you like..... Sleep with your daughter with semen oozing from your semi-chub? is that when you pee on her and the bed?
Sick!  4/12/2012 12:21:02 PM
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0EPII1 All American 42565 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "ejaculations standing over a toilet on a cold tile floor" |
huh? the ejaculation (and pleasure) took place long before that... just wasn't released at the time of ejaculation.
simple reading comprehension. 4/12/2012 12:21:38 PM
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jaZon All American 27048 Posts user info edit post |
hahahahaha 4/12/2012 12:21:43 PM
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BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Sleep with your daughter with semen oozing from your semi-chub?" |
o my god 4/12/2012 12:24:11 PM
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crazy_carl All American 4073 Posts user info edit post |
Obviously non of you have been in the field for 40+ days....you dont want that shit on the inside of your sleeping bag for another two weeks 4/12/2012 12:26:17 PM
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BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
but its crusty and it just flakes off
i have a spot on my computer chair where my weiner hangs when im done masturbating each morning
everyonce in awhile i have to come home and scratch that spot off
[Edited on April 12, 2012 at 12:28 PM. Reason : d] 4/12/2012 12:27:25 PM
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jaZon All American 27048 Posts user info edit post |

4/12/2012 12:30:12 PM
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Klatypus All American 6786 Posts user info edit post |
^eggxactly  4/12/2012 12:31:40 PM
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BubbleBobble BACK IN DA HIGH LIFE 114617 Posts user info edit post |
nobody wants to fucking hear about any of this shit! 4/12/2012 12:32:17 PM
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BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
dont wanna hear the sermon dont come to church 4/12/2012 12:32:39 PM
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GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
^^eqqxactly  4/12/2012 12:33:18 PM
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BubbleBobble BACK IN DA HIGH LIFE 114617 Posts user info edit post |
church is lame anyway!!1111
anyway I was talking to OP not you bigtit sunday ] 4/12/2012 12:33:58 PM
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BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |

i dont think hearing about slappy handling a penis is such a bad thing
[Edited on April 12, 2012 at 12:34 PM. Reason : e]
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