my ass getting married at 330.. not really nervous just ready for the honey moon

4/14/2012 12:10:52 PM

congrats man

4/14/2012 12:12:45 PM

gotta post on TWW on your wedding day, that's a solid start.

4/14/2012 12:14:27 PM

just remember on your honeymoon, try to act surprised !

4/14/2012 12:15:28 PM

I hope your marriage is everything the constructs of our society taught you it would be

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4/14/2012 12:18:34 PM

"Hey guys I'm about to tie a thin piano string around my penis and let society hold the other end of the it! Wish me luck!"

4/14/2012 12:21:12 PM

that's the spirit - make a thread every time you do something fucked up

4/14/2012 12:23:31 PM

only gxb can talk about penises in a thread like this

pryderi too i guess

good luck tww user. are you drunk yet?

obligatory

4/14/2012 12:24:11 PM

Good luck and heres to many happy years to you and your bride.

4/14/2012 12:25:53 PM

The other end of the string, not the other end of the penis

damm you'z gay

4/14/2012 12:25:54 PM

RIP JeepMan311...

Hello SiennaMan15501.

4/14/2012 12:31:46 PM

probably to early to tell if it is a boy or girl right?

4/14/2012 12:43:15 PM