ready, set, go!

4/28/2012 7:12:55 PM

grand children

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4/28/2012 7:13:15 PM

That is way out of my price range.

4/28/2012 7:17:43 PM

get some glamour shots of you and put them in a brandy snifter

4/28/2012 7:41:08 PM

gigolo. I mean really, she's got a ton of shit. How often is some dude coming to the house to pound dat ass?

4/28/2012 8:45:37 PM

a time machine and a coat hanger

4/28/2012 8:47:14 PM

Post nudes of yourself on the Internet. Give her something to be proud of.

4/28/2012 8:48:10 PM

^^im adopted

4/28/2012 8:58:48 PM

A tree. I'm get my MIL a tree. Haven't decided on Mom yet.

4/28/2012 9:21:38 PM

We're taking the moms out for a nice brunch. They've already got enough crap around the house, especially my mom.

4/28/2012 9:24:58 PM

Take her to brunch the week before or the week after. Mother's Day is the worst day for brunch service/food quality imaginable.

4/28/2012 9:26:24 PM

ceramic chickens to decorate the kitchen.

preferably in salt/pepper shaker form.

4/28/2012 9:26:28 PM

^^ I guess if you're going to Waffle House or something sure. Any restaurant with a manager worth shit knows how to prep their crew for a busy holiday.

4/28/2012 9:28:09 PM

All the prep in the world can't change the fact that you can only push out good food so fast.

On top of that, you don't have to deal with acres of the kinds of people who go out to eat twice a year.

Just saying, your brunch experience will be infinitely superior a week removed from Mother's Day.

4/28/2012 9:37:47 PM

I want to sleep in. I want a pedicure. And I want to see a movie.

Oh yeah and snuggle with my kid some.

4/28/2012 9:45:47 PM

vinylbandit and his family celebrate Christmas on December 18th

4/28/2012 9:51:03 PM

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" a time machine and a coat hanger"

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"^^im adopted"

4/28/2012 9:52:11 PM

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"^^ I guess if you're going to Waffle House or something sure. Any restaurant with a manager worth shit knows how to prep their crew for a busy holiday."

You've apparently never worked in a restaurant.

Unless you are going to some super classy or 5star place, Mothers Day is the single worst day to go out to eat.

Hell, I'm willing to bet that even Waffle House is less of a cluster fuck than most places on mothers day.

No restaurant, no matter how hard they try, unless its some reservations only place, can prepare for the shit storm that is mothers day.

Like people have said, go the day after or before, or basically any day but that day.

It is literally a fucking nightmare.

4/28/2012 9:52:18 PM

Unfortunately I have worked in restaurants Personally I think Easter is worse than Mother's Day because you get gigantic tables of 6+ tops that seem to think Easter gives them license to treat their servers like garbage. At least people seem to be marginally nicer on days like Mother's Day. Maybe they don't want to act like a dick in front of their mom.

I can honestly say I have never experienced bad service or bad food on Mother's Day. But I also make a point of going somewhere that I can get a reservation. No fucking way would I fight the crowds some place like Poole's on Mother's Day.

4/28/2012 9:55:01 PM

^I worked at a bakery/deli for a bit and I can agree with you, Easter and the Sunday crowd in general were always the worst.

4/28/2012 10:03:35 PM

4/29/2012 1:33:47 PM

I hated working the front desk at the cheesecake factory on mother's day. It was pretty much the worst day ever to work. Everyone thought they shouldn't have to wait because they were with their mother.

4/29/2012 2:09:56 PM

I had the worst food poisoning in my life after eating at the cheesecake factory. never been back.

4/29/2012 2:34:19 PM

I had the worst bill for crappy food in my life after eating at the cheesecake factory. never been back.

4/29/2012 2:36:10 PM

My brother and I are making my mom a 3 or 4 course meal. We suck at presents but she loves when we all get together for dinner. especially if she doesn't have to cook it.

4/29/2012 2:39:17 PM

Happy Thanksgiving Pilgrim

4/29/2012 2:43:11 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtFyWtFuVLY

4/29/2012 3:11:13 PM

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"^^im adopted"

Sounds like you're off the hook for mothers day then!

4/29/2012 3:53:51 PM

i got her a cute beach/whatever tote bag and i'm trying to think of things to fill it with. maybe i'll make lunch that day too if have time to go over and see her.

4/29/2012 4:17:19 PM

fill the tote with food!!!

a couple of bottles of wine, some dank cheese and crackers and a rotisserie chicken and go have a picnic somewhere bawler

4/29/2012 4:24:17 PM

ooh wine is a good idea. not really into the picnic though.

question: do we pick the chicken off the bones with our fingers or are we trying to be civilized?



[Edited on April 29, 2012 at 4:28 PM. Reason : ]

4/29/2012 4:26:05 PM

actually the best option is pick up a tailgate special from bojangles

[Edited on April 29, 2012 at 4:29 PM. Reason : very easy to pair with wine]

4/29/2012 4:28:55 PM

in that situation she may prefer a case of beer

last year i think i had flowers delivered and sent her an e-mail with the youtube video of boyz II men singing "mama"

[Edited on April 29, 2012 at 4:35 PM. Reason : ]

4/29/2012 4:32:48 PM

bump

5/13/2012 4:42:29 PM

kinda late now

5/13/2012 4:45:08 PM

Have a big fight...right before and don't talk to her for the rest of her life.


PROBLEM SOLVED

5/13/2012 4:46:37 PM

^^oh i had a 20 minute phone call with my mom like 6 hours ago

obviously vinylbandit didn't do shit today

5/13/2012 4:59:48 PM

I'm doing something, it's just I won't be taking her to a restaurant on a day when it's impossible for it to live up to its reputation.

Cooking FTW.

5/13/2012 5:03:14 PM

Zely and Ritz was delicious today and surprisingly quiet. I guess they didn't really advertise they were open today. Also, when did they turn the parking lot into a patio area? Almost tried to turn into it to find a parking space lol.

5/13/2012 5:38:37 PM

i got sick and didn't even go see her

oh well

next year

5/13/2012 6:30:24 PM