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djeternal
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Qdoba- naked chicken, extra meat. No beans, no sour cream, no guac, no cheese. Just salsa

The beans are too starchy and farty

4/30/2012 7:15:28 PM

BigMan157
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nothing gets a bitch wet like a KFC Double Down

4/30/2012 7:21:51 PM

DoubleDown
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I vote the DoubleDown

4/30/2012 7:23:07 PM

ComputerGuy
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the way big man talks, Im glad i have my boner shorts on

4/30/2012 7:23:16 PM

GrayFox33
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4/30/2012 7:25:30 PM

acraw
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farting on a first date is a deal breaker???

4/30/2012 7:27:12 PM

djeternal
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it depends on where the fart occurs

4/30/2012 7:27:50 PM

BigMan157
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acraw's had it backwards all these years, she usually leads in with a thunderous cheek-rattler

4/30/2012 7:28:45 PM

acraw
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It would probably be in bed. But would play it off as queffing from the other end.

HYPOTHETICAL.

4/30/2012 7:31:04 PM

djeternal
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i, for 1, do not consider queefing to be a payoff

4/30/2012 7:34:46 PM

BigMan157
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pussy fart is still a fart

I don't make the rules

4/30/2012 7:35:23 PM

djeternal
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^

4/30/2012 7:42:45 PM

ComputerGuy
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If its from me ramrodding her I can deal with it and so should you

4/30/2012 7:48:12 PM

djeternal
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if she is queefing while you are dicking her, then your dick is smaller than the last guy (which was most likely me)

[Edited on April 30, 2012 at 7:52 PM. Reason : a]

4/30/2012 7:52:21 PM

ComputerGuy
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Damn, you fucked your mom last night too?

4/30/2012 7:54:26 PM

BridgetSPK
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AWW SNAPS!

4/30/2012 7:57:51 PM

djeternal
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what me and my mom do behind closed doors is none of your business

4/30/2012 8:00:36 PM

ComputerGuy
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No, but that thing she does with her tongue is legend----.....wait for it......ary

4/30/2012 8:04:09 PM

djeternal
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agreed, my sister taught her

4/30/2012 8:05:08 PM

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