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"Danielle Schneider ? @Daniellestuff Dear North Carolina, you're being so South Carolina-y right now."

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"Your Real Dad ? @Chyld Dear North Carolina, if you let guys marry each other, you'll have more available women in your family to date!"

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"Tony Tescadero ? @Tescadero Dear North Carolina, ...I can still marry my cousin though, right? Nice. *High five*"

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"Sydney England ? @skengland Dear North Carolina, don't worry. Many Americans don't understand our view of marriage either. XOXO, West Virginia #inbredlovin #cousinlovin"

5/9/2012 12:05:21 AM

5/9/2012 12:06:40 AM

Let me get white shirt girls #

I'm Krallum and I approved this message

5/9/2012 12:07:31 AM

Amendment 2: Constitutional amendment to provide that Eastern Style BBQ is the only form of BBQ that shall be valid or recognized in this State.

5/9/2012 12:08:18 AM

Wait eastern is vinegar right ?

5/9/2012 12:09:49 AM

This one doesn't even make sense

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"Nnenna ? @Live_Beautiful "Dear North Carolina, we don't hate you because you're Southerners, you're Southerners because we hate you.""

5/9/2012 12:09:54 AM

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"Danny Zuker ? @DannyZuker "Marriage should be between a Man Cousin and a Woman Cousin." North Carolina Amendment 1 supporter"

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"Jay Cuthrell ? @qthrul BREAKING: North Carolina passes amendment requiring Two Men and a Truck movers franchises to restructure as One Man One Woman and a Truck."

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"Joe Veix ? @joeveix I thought John Edwards already ruined the sanctity of marriage in North Carolina."

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"Meghan McCain ? @McCainBlogette Way to be a bad southern cliche North Carolina. I'm sure your grandkids will look back on this day in horror. #loveisnotamistake"

I would greatly like to make fuck to Meghan McCain.

5/9/2012 12:10:06 AM

We wouldn't even get to have grand kids if it weren't for amendment 1.

5/9/2012 12:14:38 AM

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"The Dark Lord ? @Lord_Voldemort7 Dear North Carolina, Dumbledore does not approve."

[Edited on May 9, 2012 at 12:15 AM. Reason : )]

5/9/2012 12:14:50 AM

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"Stephen Ford ? @Hightower8585 Dear North Carolina, your bbq sauce tastes like vinegar and it's horrible. I assume this is what this trend is about..."

5/9/2012 12:16:50 AM

fuck Stephen Ford

5/9/2012 12:17:12 AM

the internet sure loves poop sex

5/9/2012 12:45:02 AM

the government singlehandedly turned ordinary citizens against each other.

ncs citizen doubt their own integrity, even though it is there and exists, but people can't see it because they think the results of the vote are honest.

[Edited on May 9, 2012 at 12:54 AM. Reason : .]

5/9/2012 12:52:07 AM

wut

[Edited on May 9, 2012 at 12:53 AM. Reason : babby formed]

5/9/2012 12:53:23 AM

CIVIL WAR

5/9/2012 12:54:00 AM

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"fuck Stephen Ford"

seriously.

5/9/2012 12:59:50 AM

fuck Stephen Ford

5/9/2012 1:00:46 AM

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"Kristy Varner It's a sad day for NC.... Kenny Gee NC is lame Kris Osterhout the ban is kinda stupid but that just shows the ignorance... Sarah Hill Oh North Carolina. You made me sad tonight."

For every 20 comments like this on facebook, I only see 1 comment from a bible thumper.
That means the real vote should have been close to 20:1 in favor of rejecting the amendment.

5/9/2012 1:00:47 AM

5/9/2012 1:00:48 AM

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"That means the real vote should have been close to 20:1 in favor of rejecting the amendment."

no, that means the people who voted for this amendment don't understand how to work a computer

[Edited on May 9, 2012 at 1:05 AM. Reason : .]

5/9/2012 1:02:20 AM

don't give me that bullshit.

5/9/2012 1:02:48 AM

Go BoSox

5/9/2012 1:03:04 AM

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""Jay Cuthrell ? @qthrul BREAKING: North Carolina passes amendment requiring Two Men and a Truck movers franchises to restructure as One Man One Woman and a Truck.""

Bwahahaha.

5/9/2012 1:06:55 AM

Most of these comments about cousin marriage are probably throwing stones in glass houses.



blue - First-cousin marriage is legal
light blue - Allowed with requirements or exceptions
pink - Banned with exceptions1
red - Statute bans first-cousin marriage1
crimson - Criminal offense1

5/9/2012 1:07:36 AM

wow wvu myth

5/9/2012 1:46:30 AM

in WV, they don't marry their cousins. them's just for sport fuckin'

5/9/2012 1:51:42 AM

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"@itsTaraElmore Dear North Carolina, you are now the most hated state in America. Love, Tara. (and millions of others)"

Now, I don't claim to be an expert on this topic. But, don't many other states have similar amendments? Maybe it's because I've never paid close attention before, or maybe because it's always been different states...but I don't recall seeing these type of reactions in the past. Am I wrong?

5/9/2012 1:56:33 AM

5/9/2012 1:57:17 AM

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"Most of these comments about cousin marriage are probably throwing stones in glass houses. blue - First-cousin marriage is legal light blue - Allowed with requirements or exceptions pink - Banned with exceptions1 red - Statute bans first-cousin marriage1 crimson - Criminal offense1"

Yah, srsly. In red states, we fuck our mommas, sisters and farm animals.

5/9/2012 1:59:15 AM

Yes but North Carolina is the only state to vote on this issue in 2012, therefore it is the dumbest.

5/9/2012 2:10:38 AM

Oh incest jokes from people who have never been here, how mature

5/9/2012 2:37:42 AM

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"Now, I don't claim to be an expert on this topic. But, don't many other states have similar amendments? Maybe it's because I've never paid close attention before, or maybe because it's always been different states...but I don't recall seeing these type of reactions in the past. Am I wrong?"

Yeah I don't get it either. It's like there's this collective short-term memory/ignorance. NC is by no means the first state to do this, but damned if people aren't acting like we literally just voted to ban gay marriage and civil unions, ignoring the fact that we've had laws on the books against them for years.

[Edited on May 9, 2012 at 5:34 AM. Reason : ...]

5/9/2012 5:24:25 AM

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"I would greatly like to make fuck to Meghan McCain. "

and this popped into my head:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D-9X3ooFvo&feature=player_embedded

5/9/2012 7:32:42 AM

if it keeps people from NY, NJ, Connecticut, and Pennsylvania (more specifically Pittsburgh and Philly) from moving here, they can troll all they want.

5/9/2012 9:46:21 AM

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"Oh incest jokes from people who have never been here, how mature"

well, if you ever go out to rural NC, you can tell that those folks swim in a very shallow gene pool.

5/9/2012 12:28:22 PM

not really dude

thats a stupid thing to say

[Edited on May 9, 2012 at 12:46 PM. Reason : d]

5/9/2012 12:45:24 PM

I don't have to look further than my relatives and the towns they live in to verify that.

5/9/2012 12:51:39 PM

especially true in the flatlands of eastern nc.

5/9/2012 12:54:21 PM

If we all came from adam and eve, we're all fucking our relatives.

5/9/2012 12:54:21 PM

and if we believe in evolution, even the chickenfucks are banging cousins

5/9/2012 3:03:22 PM

5/9/2012 3:05:21 PM

I've seen at least 5 facebook posts from people not from NC about incest and cousins.

5/9/2012 3:07:43 PM

Dear Most of the United States:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Samesex_marriage_in_USA.svg

5/9/2012 3:16:29 PM

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"@MissJessieJames North Carolina :: the only state where you can marry your cousin just not your gay cousin..... Yep, that makes tons of sense!! #Dumbasses!"

that's not true at all.

5/9/2012 4:43:48 PM

why is glasssssssss holding a baby in that picture?

5/9/2012 4:48:57 PM

[Edited on May 10, 2012 at 12:59 AM. Reason : i'll even approve this "pro-UNC" post]

5/10/2012 12:59:00 AM

LolCU

EDIT: Wait, why is New Hannover red on that pic and not in any of the other ones? Did they vote yes or no?

[Edited on May 10, 2012 at 1:10 AM. Reason : Or did they sneakily edit the map to make their point on this pic?]

5/10/2012 1:01:23 AM

haha, didnt even notice that they were basically the only college in the state ('s county) to vote for it

5/10/2012 1:06:03 AM

The map is wrong btw

http://results.enr.clarityelections.com/NC/36596/80787/en/md.html?cid=425000010

http://results.enr.clarityelections.com/NC/36596/80787/en/md_zoom.html?cid=425000010&

5/10/2012 1:15:58 AM

interesting...can't believe Greensboro didn't vote against it, since they're basically a town of gays

5/10/2012 1:18:19 AM