Who knits/crochets?

I just started learning to knit. All I've made is scarves, hats, cowls, and a (single) glove.

Show me cool things and be my yarn frand.

http://www.ravelry.com/projects/Metricula

5/11/2012 10:29:06 AM

oh man this is so not what i thought it was going to be

[Edited on May 11, 2012 at 10:31 AM. Reason : .]

5/11/2012 10:29:55 AM

I knit. I only make flat things and round things lol. Things like sweaters are well beyond my patience level. The Stitch N Bitch books have some neat projects in them. I also love this site: http://www.knitty.com/ISSUEss12/index.php

5/11/2012 10:43:14 AM

I like ravelry and knitty.com I also like the Stitch N' Bitch books, but it's been a long time since I've completed a project.

5/11/2012 10:44:03 AM

I've only knitted one thing on dpns (the glove). I just had the epiphany that I was knitting it inside out because I don't know what I'm doing and was having to purl every row.

I can't wait to do this one right side out.

5/11/2012 10:48:11 AM

I thought this was about that place on 401 that sells tractors

5/11/2012 11:03:14 AM

I bought about to learn how to crochet. It is sitting on my shelf. I should open it up.

5/11/2012 11:20:14 AM

Hi metricula....EMCE here....


I was wondering if you could make me a cock-n-ball glove? Thx

5/11/2012 11:27:18 AM

oh man this is so not what i thought it was going to be

5/11/2012 11:34:58 AM

Hi, EMCE.

Like this?

http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/seamless-willie-warmer

I may need very detailed measurements and pictures of the cock and balls in question featuring both a flaccid and erect shaft.
Pls.

5/11/2012 11:37:34 AM

Well this thread could take an interesting turn.

5/11/2012 11:42:44 AM

Quote :

"but it's been a long time since I've completed a project."

Heh same. Knitting is the sort of thing I'll be really into it then quickly get bored with it. I have way too many half finished projects.

5/11/2012 12:30:05 PM

Some things I've made...

5/11/2012 9:03:15 PM

oh cool, you made a hat, for your wine

5/11/2012 9:04:01 PM

That's not wine, sawahash likes big dildos

5/11/2012 9:05:25 PM

well ya know...had to keep the top warm!

5/11/2012 9:05:25 PM

I knitted pretty hardcore back in 2003-2005.

Seriously.

5/11/2012 10:23:12 PM

sawahash, I love the wine cozy! Do you have a pattern or advice for making one?

5/17/2012 10:15:20 AM

Sorry to double post, but here's the cock warmer in progress:



[Edited on May 17, 2012 at 8:03 PM. Reason : It will be so toasty]

5/17/2012 8:02:13 PM

http://www.thegoofygiftshop.com/weenie_warmers.php

5/17/2012 9:15:00 PM

^^ I'm sure I'll love it. Thanks Metricula!

5/17/2012 9:16:43 PM

She must only be about 1/3 finished with it, then

5/17/2012 9:31:55 PM

oh I do this! or I used to. I haven't in awhile

I have made some pretty baller harry potter scarves in my time though

i got half a sock monkey done once before I got bored of it :/

5/17/2012 9:37:30 PM

I made the dick part magnum sized, just for you.

5/18/2012 10:11:23 AM

Go Pack!

9/25/2012 8:00:12 PM

I love it.

9/25/2012 8:02:22 PM

HAHA those cock warmers are the funniest thing I've seen on tdub in ages

9/25/2012 8:45:51 PM

I know you're gay because I once saw you macramé a pair of jean shorts.

9/25/2012 8:52:57 PM

You know how I know you're gay? You like Coldplay.

9/25/2012 8:54:08 PM

oh I just joined this ravelry site like a week ago

I have since made 2 halves of scarves.... I'll finish them I just need to go buy more yarn :X

but yea this site is awesome yay yarncraft

9/25/2012 10:39:00 PM

the cock sock is amaze

9/25/2012 10:45:47 PM

dropdeadkate, what's your username on Ravelry?

9/26/2012 8:36:56 AM

dropdeadkate

I bring it original ok. I am almost done with a linen stitch scarf I've been working on I'll post pictures of it soon

9/26/2012 10:01:26 AM

it's all done! I really like it it's simple but not the usual boring stocking knit pattern





it ended up being ~6 feet long

9/27/2012 9:20:58 PM

Will one of you chickas make me a cock warmer?

9/28/2012 7:47:52 AM

oh I so found my next project

Lace-up opera glove



excite I even have all the stuff I don't have to go to the store

12/23/2012 1:43:53 PM

12/23/2012 2:03:09 PM

now that he has received it I can show you all the last thing I made

I PRESENT TO YOU THE DWARVEN BATTLE HELMET OF AWESOME

12/24/2012 9:39:53 PM

fucking awesome

12/24/2012 9:43:36 PM

also, this is me trying on the hat for size before sending it



I should be a model

12/24/2012 9:49:17 PM

my goyle Greylin knits and crochets a bunch

12/24/2012 10:35:03 PM

That was the best thing ever to hit my inbox the other week. I was laughing so hard at the half-made dwarven helmet, it turned out so awesome DDK!

12/24/2012 10:50:31 PM

lololololol that is gold, Jerry, gold!

12/24/2012 11:25:39 PM

HAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!! I LOVE IT!!!

[Edited on December 24, 2012 at 11:33 PM. Reason : make me a ash gray slouchy winter hat? I will pay.]

12/24/2012 11:32:54 PM

Mmmmmk

You likes this pattern?
http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/my-striped--slouchy-hat

[Edited on December 25, 2012 at 10:37 AM. Reason : .]

12/25/2012 10:34:34 AM

mannnn i want a dwarven battle hat of awesome...

12/25/2012 10:49:43 AM

I like that hat. Just all ash gray. No pattern. Can it be wool?

12/25/2012 11:06:12 AM

Yea but I suggest a blend rather than all wool. It will get soooo itchy

12/25/2012 11:07:46 AM

Yes ma'am!

12/25/2012 11:08:40 AM

Livin' in ravelryyyyyyyy

12/25/2012 5:00:05 PM