add your name to the list

you'll have a chance to dump your seed in her babymaker at a time and place chosen by ddk in the order your name appears on the list

1. qntmfred
2. settledown

5/14/2012 5:12:19 PM

I would like to be last.

I'm Krallum and I approved this message

5/14/2012 5:14:02 PM

I want to fuck her, but I don't want a kid

Is there a separate line for that?

5/14/2012 5:14:38 PM

I would like to impregnate her without fucking her, perhaps we can make an arrangement dje

5/14/2012 5:16:05 PM

get me a condom full of your semen ASAP

5/14/2012 5:16:44 PM

Now I know where DDK gets her anger issues from.

5/14/2012 5:19:12 PM

don't let the fact that she'll be ruined by fred's gigantic inverted traffic cone cock discourage you

who wants third?

5/14/2012 5:19:24 PM

careful guys, you've only got oneshot

5/14/2012 5:19:54 PM

she's always been angry, when she was born she slapped the doctor, then murdered half the other babies in the maternity ward

5/14/2012 5:21:30 PM

I'll take sloppy thirds.

It'll be like when your car doesn't need an oil change, and it couldn't hurt to give it one....
prolly be like heaven.

5/14/2012 5:24:52 PM

My brain's dead weight

I'm trying to get my head straight

But I can't figure out which Wolfwebber I want to impregnate

5/14/2012 5:25:23 PM

first person to mention a wizard's sleeve is off the list

5/14/2012 5:26:02 PM

old school eminem lyrics will trump anything else posted itt

5/14/2012 5:27:19 PM

Whoa, I don't bang unless I can wear a robe

I'm Krallum and I approved this message

[Edited on May 14, 2012 at 5:29 PM. Reason : non-negotiable]

5/14/2012 5:29:14 PM

I just want a non-toothy blow job.

5/14/2012 5:31:17 PM

Do I have to take her to dinner first?

5/14/2012 5:34:21 PM

I'm in! Well, not at the moment, but soon!

I look forward to a night of efficient, German sex.

5/14/2012 5:35:42 PM

5/14/2012 5:35:44 PM

im in if i can just lay there and make her do all the work

5/14/2012 5:36:05 PM

do not miss your chance to blow

5/14/2012 6:07:33 PM

I just wanna play with her boobies

5/14/2012 6:10:25 PM

that's hot

but you should know that ddk voted for amendment 1

5/14/2012 6:15:07 PM

I can make it seem like an accident if need be.

[Edited on May 14, 2012 at 6:18 PM. Reason : or give her some alcohol]

5/14/2012 6:17:30 PM

bmel and ddk threesome?!?!?!?

I like where this is going.

5/14/2012 6:20:42 PM

Does DDK like to be romanced first? Or does she just like to jump in? I like to follow proper pussy protocol whenever possible.

5/14/2012 6:21:04 PM

Yea. Thats me.

Drunken whore of tww.

5/14/2012 6:21:15 PM

twosome you mean, Furry Taco.

>_>

[Edited on May 14, 2012 at 6:23 PM. Reason : you decide on a new hairstyle yet, kate?]

5/14/2012 6:21:53 PM

Quote :

"Drunken whore of tww."

I didn't realize this title was exclusive and highly-esteemed now. Congrats!

5/14/2012 6:28:28 PM

I will only allow Ken to dump his seed if she promised to make her child do higher math and science, especially if the baby is a girl. Also, the baby will have to be the first borg.

[Edited on May 14, 2012 at 6:32 PM. Reason : robots will take the jerb and leave the kid a dreg of society if not ]

5/14/2012 6:30:47 PM

she requests that you show up for your time slot hard and ready to fuck

she's got no time to waste fluffing your junk

5/14/2012 6:31:30 PM

I'm here for the gang bang

5/14/2012 6:32:23 PM

my penis smells like Fancy Feast

5/14/2012 6:36:08 PM

Quote :

"Drunken whore"

Idk she was beggin me for booze yesterday, but I ignored her. I didn't know she was tryin to make a baby

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

5/14/2012 6:36:58 PM

I think the signup list should be more appropriately renamed to the "Official DDK's Ass Whooping Signup".

5/14/2012 6:41:13 PM

Quote :

"I will only allow Ken to dump his seed if she promised to make her child do higher math and science, especially if the baby is a girl. Also, the baby will have to be the first borg."

punchmonk, do you have a sister?

5/14/2012 6:49:02 PM

jk

5/14/2012 6:53:13 PM

1. qntmfred
2. settledown
3. begonias

5/14/2012 7:29:00 PM

Quote :

"twosome you mean, Furry Taco."

I'm pretty sure you were offering threesomes.

5/14/2012 7:42:18 PM

1. qntmfred
2. settledown
3. begonias
4. Spontaneous

Battin' pickup.

5/14/2012 8:02:48 PM

i think it's called cleanup, which makes it sound disgusting.

5/14/2012 8:24:01 PM

1. qntmfred
2. settledown
3. begonias
4. Spontaneous
5. settledown

fuck you guys

i'm going again

5/14/2012 9:39:41 PM

He called it pickup hahaha

5/14/2012 9:49:24 PM

5/14/2012 9:49:32 PM

5/14/2012 9:53:49 PM

I'm sorry the correct order is


1. qntmfred
2. settledown
3. ComputerGuy && begonias
4. Spontaneous
5. settledown

5/14/2012 10:27:32 PM

5/14/2012 10:31:34 PM

Come on dropdeadkate

We know you don't shave your lady parts.

5/14/2012 10:32:21 PM

^^ Crystalized cum? Looks like Calcite Formations of a cave.

5/14/2012 10:37:27 PM

Quote :

"The reason for this is that large testicles hold large amounts of semen. The excess semen is used to wash out the semen of a previous suitor, thus ensuring the last male to copulate with the female will pass on his genes."

Quote :

"These animals can release massive amounts of semen in the region of 100-200 litres. The idea being that when you have sex with the female you literally wash out her vagina of previous ejaculations with your own. Ultimately the largest volume of discharge stands the greatest chance of proliferation."

5/14/2012 10:38:05 PM

set em up

5/15/2012 7:18:29 AM