http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_t2#/video/us/2012/05/15/dnt-wtmj-all-you-can-eat.wtmj

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"they do have some of the best pizza in town, like deep dish pizza"

5/16/2012 11:34:00 AM

I don't care for his music either, but I'm not obese

lol, who caries a tab at a buffet

[Edited on May 16, 2012 at 11:38 AM. Reason : .]

5/16/2012 11:35:05 AM

Who has a running tab at a restaurant?

5/16/2012 11:40:07 AM

I hate when news sites present stories in video only format.

5/16/2012 11:40:11 AM

They gave him 8 pieces to take with him but he still protested. I still can't believe they actually reported this.

5/16/2012 11:40:40 AM

that protest sign needs some work

5/16/2012 11:41:17 AM

It's a slow news day, I mean it's not like the president issued an executive order allowing the treasury to freeze the assets of US citizens who do anything to support opposition to Yemen's new, US backed regime.

Oh, wait...

5/16/2012 11:42:07 AM

He is just trying to get some more free fried food.

He knows if he stops traffic they will give him a bucket of chicken or something, its extortion really.

5/16/2012 11:42:18 AM

^^^ I doubt he'll be protesting long enough to warrant a decent sign.

They should give him a poison pizza...end of story.

[Edited on May 16, 2012 at 11:43 AM. Reason : %]

5/16/2012 11:42:54 AM

Nah, just make him walk back and forth a bunch, he'll keel over on his own soon enough.

5/16/2012 11:43:36 AM

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"I hate when news sites present stories in video only format."

5/16/2012 11:44:31 AM

This is one of those stories best conveyed via video though.

I love working from home now there is no IT dept to block video streaming.

5/16/2012 11:47:51 AM

wasn't this an episode of the simpsons?

5/16/2012 11:48:55 AM

today we are all deep dish pizza lovers

5/16/2012 11:49:29 AM

^^hahaha, the frying dutchman.

[Edited on May 16, 2012 at 11:49 AM. Reason : %]

5/16/2012 11:49:34 AM

20 bucks if someone protests his protest with a "SIMPSONS DID IT!" sign

5/16/2012 12:47:28 PM

"And what did you do, Mrs. Simpson, when you were kicked out of the restaurant?"

"We went fishing *bursts into tears*"

"Your honor, does this sound like a man who has had 'all he can eat'?"

5/16/2012 12:55:57 PM

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"Lionel Hutz: Now, Mrs. Simpson, tell the court in your own words what happened after you and your husband were ejected out of the restaurant. Marge: Well, we pretty much went straight home. Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, remember that you are under oath. Marge: We drove around until three in the morning looking for another open all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant. Lionel Hutz: And when you couldn't find one? Marge: [crying] We... went... fishing. Lionel Hutz: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man whose had ALL he could eat? [the jury is made up of fat, obese people] Jury: No, no. Jury Man: No, that couldn't 've been me. "

Poor Marge.


Here's a text version of the same story:
http://www.620wtmj.com/news/local/151468665.html

[Edited on May 16, 2012 at 1:21 PM. Reason : .]

5/16/2012 12:59:02 PM

This is a prime example of the 1% taking more than their fair share of the fried fish.

5/16/2012 1:02:30 PM

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"This is one of those stories best conveyed via video though."

I concur.

5/16/2012 1:02:35 PM

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"I hate when news sites present stories in video only format. "

Me too! Shit pisses me off so bad. Also hate when they make new stories into slide shows.

5/16/2012 1:12:58 PM

The ones you have to click through boost their ad revenue, each time you go to the next screen it makes the page load.

5/16/2012 1:15:05 PM

I know why they're doing it.

Shit like that is also why I have adblock installed.

Fuck 'em.

5/16/2012 1:27:47 PM

The quote is

Quote :

""they do have some of the best pizza in town, if you like deep dish pizza""

5/16/2012 1:36:16 PM

Quote :

"I hate when news sites present stories in video only format."

5/16/2012 2:16:43 PM

hahaha that's totally Wisconsin

5/16/2012 2:20:30 PM

love the old school McDonald's Bill Elliott hat nothing screams fat redneck more.

and who in the heck has a running tab at a restaurant. Wonder if Chuck's place called his tab after this story.

5/16/2012 2:39:33 PM

They were probably counting on that tab to pay for their kids' college education. Now they'll be working in the restaurant indefinitely.

[Edited on May 16, 2012 at 3:32 PM. Reason : l]

5/16/2012 3:27:42 PM

no way this is awesome advertising for Chuck's

fish so good this fat fuck ate 20 pieces!
and they apparently also make good deep dish pizza

5/16/2012 3:29:10 PM

I find it humorous how he called the cops.

Ahahah.

5/16/2012 3:30:37 PM

it's his fault, "fish fry" was in quotes.

5/16/2012 4:02:36 PM

this thread is making me want 20 pieces of fried fish

5/16/2012 4:07:23 PM

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"DEEP DISH PIZZA"

5/16/2012 8:46:38 PM

5/16/2012 8:50:38 PM

I rofl'd^

How shameless would you have to be to openly admit you got thrown out of a buffet?

I mean I am fat, but have never been thrown out of a buffet, and if it happened would not talk about it afterward.

5/16/2012 8:58:34 PM

it's not "epic trolling obese man," it's "epic obese trolling man."

5/17/2012 1:18:08 PM

^^i didn't know you were fat? I always picture some lanky white dude.

5/17/2012 1:19:32 PM

usta be

5/17/2012 3:43:21 PM