Post them here


(my memory has failed and I can only remember parts of a few)

I SEE A HOLE OUT THERE, I SEE A HOLE OUT THERE, I SEE AN H-O-L-E HOLE OUT THERE!

5/16/2012 11:55:18 PM

what day

5/16/2012 11:57:02 PM

The day


The day from ~3rd - 9th grade

5/16/2012 11:58:42 PM

Hey batterbatterbatterbatterbatterbatter swing batter swing batterrrrrrrrr

5/17/2012 12:02:11 AM

pitcher has a big butt

5/17/2012 7:10:00 AM

h-o
h-o-m
h-o-m-e-r-u-n
home run
*clap clap*
[player's name]

there she goes just a walkin' down the line
singin' do-wah-diddy-diddy-dum-diddy-do
next batter up says "walk me too"

we don't wear no miniskirts
we just wear our softball shirts
we don't drink no lemonade
we just drink our gatorade
we don't play with barbie dolls
we just play *pause* SOFTBALL

1: my name is [name] and ya know what i got?
2: what do ya got?
1: I got a team that's hotter than hot
2: how hot is hot?
1: burning bases and home runs too
1+2: we're gonna beat the whoopsies outta you

5/17/2012 7:27:01 AM

does everyone screaming YOU FUCKING SUCK count as a chant?

5/17/2012 7:32:18 AM

WE WANT A PITCHER NOT A BELLY ITCHER

5/17/2012 7:38:18 AM

5/17/2012 7:40:06 AM

haha. lady's chants are cute.

5/17/2012 8:13:56 AM

MOAR

5/17/2012 12:51:34 PM

Is this a thing that happens during softball games? It this supposed to be the equivalent of when a dude hits a home run and he has a crazy handshake with his teammates in baseball? Who chants these things?

5/17/2012 1:47:00 PM

i watched a women's college bowling match on espnu one day somewhat recently.

the chants were......


terrifying. disturbing. confusing?

5/17/2012 1:48:40 PM

these chants are just to pass the time before they can get back to eating each other out, right?

5/17/2012 1:49:19 PM

Quote :

"WE WANT A PITCHER NOT A BELLY ITCHER "

lol beat me to it.

5/17/2012 1:51:49 PM

bullshit you didnt play softball

5/17/2012 1:52:21 PM

I try to get folks to yell these chants on my coed team, but no one will

5/17/2012 2:03:47 PM

Quote :

"I SEE A HOLE OUT THERE, I SEE A HOLE OUT THERE, I SEE AN H-O-L-E HOLE OUT THERE!"

SO HIT THE BALL OUT THERE, SO HIT THE BALL OUT THERE. SO HIT THE B-A-L-L BALL OUT THERE!

5/17/2012 2:05:23 PM

^FUCK YES! I forgot about that part


^^yeah it's generally just me and one other girl (who happened to be on my teams "back in the day")
but the guy who always refs our games said he wishes CSL (the league our team is in) gave out prizes for most enthusiastic player because I would win

[Edited on May 17, 2012 at 3:15 PM. Reason : new2iu called me]

5/17/2012 3:14:14 PM

If you can't go to college go to state.
If you can't go to state go to duke

Iim Krallum and I approved this message

5/17/2012 4:05:23 PM

WE'RE HERE
WE'RE QUEER
GET USED TO IT

5/17/2012 4:12:11 PM

^LOL

def using that one

5/17/2012 4:48:54 PM

I kid you not, the team we played last night was comprised of butch lesbians and gay dudes. this fact was realized AFTER I tried to get my team chanting justin's suggestion before the game started.

5/18/2012 2:42:26 PM

After the game, let's do munch, k?

5/18/2012 3:15:53 PM