punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
5/19/2012 9:25:01 PM |
colter All American 8022 Posts user info edit post |
hope he signed a pre-nup 5/19/2012 9:25:40 PM |
ShinAntonio Zinc Saucier 18946 Posts user info edit post |
Yeah seriously.
Not a great wedding photo. Looks like he doesn't have a chin.
[Edited on May 19, 2012 at 9:27 PM. Reason : .] 5/19/2012 9:27:11 PM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Those are passive smiles for newly weds. 5/19/2012 9:27:40 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
BIG SURPRISE THAT SHE'S ASIAN 5/19/2012 9:28:03 PM |
qntmfred retired 40596 Posts user info edit post |
^ i would be surprised if it wasn't considering his longtime girlfriend was asian 5/19/2012 9:29:44 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148222 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Yeah seriously.
Not a great wedding photo. Looks like he doesn't have a chin." |
if he had a billion dollars for every character in that quote...wait, he does5/19/2012 9:30:48 PM |
Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
I'm sure that dress costs more than my house 5/19/2012 9:32:47 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Sam is asian. 5/19/2012 9:34:06 PM |
Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "The ceremony took place in Zuckerberg's backyard before fewer than 100 guests, who all thought they were there to celebrate Chan's graduation." |
5/19/2012 9:37:30 PM |
tchenku midshipman 18577 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "considering his longtime girlfriend was asian" |
that's not her?5/19/2012 9:39:37 PM |
Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
They have been together 9 years and started dating when they were both at Harvard
so yeah, I think thats the same Asian
[Edited on May 19, 2012 at 9:41 PM. Reason : f] 5/19/2012 9:41:16 PM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I'm sure that dress costs more than my house " |
Lol true.5/19/2012 9:45:30 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
BIG SURPRISE THAT SHE'S ASIAN 5/19/2012 9:47:00 PM |
AxlBonBach All American 45549 Posts user info edit post |
THATS THE SAIGON WHORE THAT BIT MY NOSE OFF 5/19/2012 9:59:11 PM |
Eaton Bush All American 2342 Posts user info edit post |
Asians are hot! 5/19/2012 10:23:01 PM |
The E Man Suspended 15268 Posts user info edit post |
his wife is a chin 5/19/2012 10:26:26 PM |
Marlo Veteran 275 Posts user info edit post |
is it the same asian he banged in the bathroom of "the social network"?
classy lady. 5/19/2012 10:32:31 PM |
aaronburro Sup, B 52879 Posts user info edit post |
I hope his pre-nup doesn't have a CHINK in its armor 5/19/2012 10:36:42 PM |
simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
i can only imagine nuts would it be to enter into a regular college relationship and a few years later he/she is a billionaire. 5/19/2012 10:36:51 PM |
Sweden All American 12288 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "THATS THE SAIGON WHORE THAT BIT MY NOSE OFF" |
just LOL'd.5/19/2012 11:07:51 PM |
smc All American 9221 Posts user info edit post |
He ain't a purdy fella. 5/19/2012 11:15:12 PM |
ncstatetke All American 41128 Posts user info edit post |
talk about marrying down 5/20/2012 12:54:29 PM |
skokiaan All American 26447 Posts user info edit post |
Yeah, she married down looks-wise.
This is why you shouldn't marry your college sweetheart. In case you get rich, you miss out on the chance to upgrade. 5/20/2012 1:05:32 PM |
Kurtis636 All American 14984 Posts user info edit post |
He did a shitty job for a billionaire. 5/20/2012 1:07:27 PM |
simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
if it matters to you at all that she's not in it for the money, then you almost have no choice but to marry your college sweetheart. 5/20/2012 1:38:42 PM |
qntmfred retired 40596 Posts user info edit post |
^
i think she's attractive enough anyways. plus, she's a smarty so at least the conversation won't get boring 5/20/2012 1:48:57 PM |
ncsuallday Sink the Flagship 9818 Posts user info edit post |
she's not 23 billion dollar hot 5/20/2012 1:54:22 PM |
lewisje All American 9196 Posts user info edit post |
ITT misogyny 5/20/2012 2:05:47 PM |
ncsufanalum All American 579 Posts user info edit post |
y yall mad? 5/20/2012 2:07:35 PM |
0EPII1 All American 42535 Posts user info edit post |
Looks good. Not hot but beautiful. Reminds me of some actress. 5/20/2012 6:59:06 PM |
mrfrog ☯ 15145 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i can only imagine nuts would it be to enter into a regular college relationship and a few years later he/she is a billionaire." |
NUTS WOULD IT BE!5/20/2012 7:01:51 PM |
jaZon All American 27048 Posts user info edit post |
Who gives a shit? 5/20/2012 7:38:30 PM |
synapse play so hard 60929 Posts user info edit post |
So I imagine he waited until his post-IPO riches were secure prior to marriage right? 5/20/2012 8:27:02 PM |
BobbyDigital Thots and Prayers 41777 Posts user info edit post |
yeah, i think the timing was very intentional.
good read.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/deborahljacobs/2012/05/20/mark-zuckerberg-ties-the-knot-but-it-isnt-all-love-and-roses/ 5/20/2012 8:57:14 PM |
3 of 11 All American 6276 Posts user info edit post |
Marry someone intelligent and started dating you before you got your billions.
Hire anything else you want on the side. 5/20/2012 8:58:53 PM |
crazy_carl All American 4073 Posts user info edit post |
i wonder if he invited his friend tom 5/20/2012 9:08:20 PM |
0EPII1 All American 42535 Posts user info edit post |
i wonder if he invited the twins 5/20/2012 10:46:22 PM |
acraw All American 9257 Posts user info edit post |
looks like she lost a bit of weight 5/21/2012 12:06:02 AM |
NutGrass All American 3695 Posts user info edit post |
It's not official until that status changes, z. 5/21/2012 12:25:10 AM |
gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
^beat me to it 5/21/2012 10:28:22 AM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148222 Posts user info edit post |
ibtTiger Woods collapse 5/21/2012 10:33:29 AM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
5/21/2012 10:40:56 AM |
Igor All American 6672 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Also true to form, Zuckerberg, 28 and Chan, 27, announced their new status by updating their Facebook pages." |
5/21/2012 11:03:01 AM |
0EPII1 All American 42535 Posts user info edit post |
she got those 190% calves/legs, like other asian girls
5/21/2012 6:12:25 PM |
d357r0y3r Jimmies: Unrustled 8198 Posts user info edit post |
Mark Zuckerberg is not an attractive man. You'd think with his billions he'd be able to afford a trainer and some decent clothes - not fucking tennis shoes with jeans. C'mon, bro. 5/21/2012 6:20:40 PM |
MisterGreen All American 4328 Posts user info edit post |
in his defense, he probably just threw on the most comfortable things he could find as he rushed to deposit his next bushel of money 5/21/2012 6:23:35 PM |
0EPII1 All American 42535 Posts user info edit post |
^^ he doesn't give a shit about stuff like that, like other typical smart self-made billionaires in the west. look at his house... very modest.
arab, indian, chinese, and russian billionaires... now that's another species. (dozens of cars, mansions, gold-plated everything, etc) 5/21/2012 6:34:12 PM |
gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
billion dollar cankles 5/21/2012 7:07:37 PM |
Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
set em up 5/21/2012 8:06:33 PM |