"please dont message me if you dont have a picture or if you look like a warthog..i am 160lbs...and I am looking for a girl similar in size to me.. or smaller..
FIRST AND FOREMOST, i have to be physically attracted to yoU!"


there are some fucking delusional beast-looking women in raleigh...let me tell you!

[Edited on May 23, 2012 at 11:02 AM. Reason : asfd]

5/23/2012 11:01:48 AM

just tell them you'll give them pot to go out with you

5/23/2012 11:02:48 AM

i love how everyone thinks I smoke pot

5/23/2012 11:04:27 AM

make sure you wear the hat in your profile pic

5/23/2012 11:04:32 AM

really expected more from you, bigman


not only is this site getting weak,. but the elderly members are starting to show their age..

5/23/2012 11:06:04 AM

I recommend picking up ladies at a gay bar

5/23/2012 11:32:09 AM

If you take a girl out to like burlesque at legends she will definitely bang you that day. Try and confirm she does not have a penis.

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

5/23/2012 11:33:41 AM

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"not only is this site getting weak"

You just posted about how you're updating your online dating profile. So...umm...yeah...about that...

5/23/2012 11:33:53 AM

You would date a girl that weighed 160lbs???

5/23/2012 11:45:24 AM

this glass motherfucker used to be funny

5/23/2012 12:01:26 PM

He went away for a while and came back all angry and depressed. I think he might kidnap the first girl he meets off of plentyofffish. he should probably update his profile to put that in there.

5/23/2012 12:02:38 PM

just tell them you'll give them pot a glass dildo to go out with you

5/23/2012 12:05:15 PM

Quote :

"this glass motherfucker used to be funny"

Quote :

"He went away for a while and came back all angry and depressed"

Quote :

"i love how everyone thinks I smoke pot"

maybe he quit

5/23/2012 12:12:39 PM

Quote :

"A GLASS DILDO"

lol, i can see that conversation after she breaks it inside her cunt.

as you walk in the door and see the blood flowing from her snatch:

You: Did you break that glass dildo I gave you while it was inside you?
Her: No, I just started my period and have a heavy flow.

5/23/2012 12:17:20 PM

Quote :

"A GLASS DILDO"

lol, i can see that conversation after she breaks it inside her cunt.

as you walk in the door and see the blood flowing from her snatch:

You: Did you break that glass dildo I gave you while it was inside you?
Her: No, I just started my period and have a heavy flow.

5/23/2012 12:25:15 PM

old guy calling people old ITT

5/23/2012 12:27:00 PM

guys, some chicks' vages are sensitive to latex dildos, whereas glass doesn't tend to irritate

5/23/2012 12:27:19 PM

I secretly hoped you had reposted the State Oz post

5/23/2012 12:28:15 PM

No bites yet.

5/25/2012 6:30:45 PM