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EMCE
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We all went out to dinner


Then we saw some Jazz show, where I learned
1. Jazz harmonica's exist
B. Jazz harmonica's ain't nothing to fuck with

3. There are creepy face built into the wall at Bohemian Caverns

Then we all had drinks



I'm pretty sure she's going to break up with me now.

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also,
I can't remember where I intended to post this, but I saved it for some purpose:


[Edited on May 27, 2012 at 12:27 AM. Reason : EMCE's dirty secret -- he types out his crazy code by hand]

5/27/2012 12:26:10 AM

Krallum
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I fuck with jazz

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

5/27/2012 12:26:28 AM

aaronburro
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image tag fail

5/27/2012 12:26:45 AM

Hiro
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ITT, I learn that EMCE has a g/f.

5/27/2012 12:29:09 AM

aaronburro
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he really doesn't, though. it puts the lotion on its skin

5/27/2012 12:31:34 AM

spöokyjon

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Jazz harmonica's what?

[/thatguy]

5/27/2012 1:01:39 AM

The Dude
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Jazz harmonica?

Is that anything like the Yazz Flute?

5/27/2012 1:03:01 AM

EMCE
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oh heavens....


i did it twice too

5/27/2012 1:07:47 AM

H8R
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Hi EMCE,

so sorry your gf is going to break up with you. would you consider dating Hilda? (pic attached)

5/27/2012 2:23:11 AM

EMCE
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I might be persuaded to hold her hand.

5/27/2012 8:57:11 AM

cddweller
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Quote :
"EMCE's dirty secret -- he types out his crazy code by hand"
hot

5/27/2012 9:47:18 PM

TenaciousC
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Quote :
"Jazz harmonica's what?"


damn, that's what I came in here to ask

5/27/2012 10:00:06 PM

Skack
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ZION HEAR ME...
IT IS TRUE WHAT YOU HAVE HEARD
JAZZ HARMONICAS AIN'T NOTHIN TO FUCK WITH

5/27/2012 10:11:17 PM

stategrad100
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The only reason your girlfriend's Dad would go out to dinner with you two and be complacent with the threesome for the evening, no pun intended, is if he really just thought you were her gay friend.

5/28/2012 9:40:51 AM

punchmonk
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Haha...disguised weapons.

5/28/2012 9:54:48 AM

Roflpack
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dontevenreply

5/28/2012 12:50:42 PM

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