Lets layoff government employees from like the TSA and stuff, divert the funds back into the Industrial Military complex and put more men in uniform! This is how we will solve our problems. Intimidate them away!



GOD BLESS AMURICA!

5/28/2012 5:19:46 PM

this makes sense

5/28/2012 5:22:10 PM

lets keep this stuff in soap box please

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5/28/2012 5:22:32 PM

^WHY DON'T YOU MOVE THERE? BITCH!

5/28/2012 5:26:59 PM

I prefer chit chat, because there is typically less arguing over the same thing for 30 pages, not to say that doesn't happen here

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5/28/2012 5:27:57 PM

5/28/2012 5:35:46 PM

Soldiers defend our freedom which enables people like Justin Bieber to exist.

V Holy shit, he is! Good call!

5/28/2012 5:39:50 PM

They don't defend his freedom. He's Canadian.

5/28/2012 5:45:18 PM

Hey guys. I just heard that the TSA wants to impose a tax on plane tickets. To defend this, they said that as Americans you need to support this so that we can be secure... Guys, a good American is someone who supports everything their government does!

[Edited on May 28, 2012 at 5:45 PM. Reason : ^ We always support our hats.]

5/28/2012 5:45:22 PM

I'm glad this is in chit chat.

5/28/2012 6:00:26 PM

^^You're right.

5/28/2012 6:06:34 PM

This is applicable in so many threads.

A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

"How old is this rock?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied, "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian".

"Wrong. It's been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real... then it should be an animal now"
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears.

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity

5/28/2012 6:58:57 PM

not yet, but close?

yep, hit it

5/28/2012 7:13:24 PM

Sounds plausible. I'm converted.

5/28/2012 7:14:34 PM

Don't you hate pants?

5/28/2012 7:32:33 PM

^^^^ that reads hauntingly like a North Korean propaganda pamphlet.

5/28/2012 9:47:17 PM