come on brother, I bet you raised your hand at the end of class too

5/30/2012 6:25:17 PM

thankfully, meetings at my job are extremely rare.

5/30/2012 6:35:36 PM

I've been in this meeting since 3:00.

5/30/2012 6:36:58 PM

tell that motherfucker to schedule another meeting

5/30/2012 6:41:38 PM

yeah my company doesn't know shit about modern project management.

anyway looks like we're finally winding up here.

5/30/2012 6:43:41 PM

I wish I had more meetings, it's nice not having to do anything

5/30/2012 6:44:36 PM

Is his name Debbie??

5/30/2012 6:45:28 PM

haha, I'm like the first motherfucker on some 'EXCUSE ME FELLAS, CAN WE TAKE THIS CONVERSATION OFFLINE AND GET BACK TO THE MEETING?! THANKS!" shit when I'm hosting a meeting.

5/30/2012 7:51:30 PM

The same people are the ones that raise their hands during the all company meeting when the CEO says "Does anyone have any questions?"

5/30/2012 7:53:52 PM

^ omg that is so true!!!!

5/30/2012 7:57:20 PM

look some of us have legitimate questions and y'all motherfuckers need to recognize before you get fired you lazy good for nothings



unless it's after 5, almost lunchtime or almost coffeebreak time. in that case, y'all other motherfuckers need to recognize

[Edited on May 30, 2012 at 8:06 PM. Reason : coffeebreak time includes take a dump time and pretzel time]

5/30/2012 8:04:26 PM

I've also seen that the ones who ask the most questions and talk the most during meetings are the ones who do the least during the week.

5/30/2012 10:48:42 PM

The worst is when they showed up late or didn't pay attention and asked a question that has already been covered.

That and people who try to attention whore by trying to make themselves look smart

5/30/2012 10:53:05 PM

I have been dealing with Alzheimer meeting guy for 4 weeks. 20-25 minute into every meeting he shift gears back to the first question he asked in the first meeting on the issues, that was been explained and covered 9 times now and derails the entire meeting back to an issue that was solved BEFORE the first meeting.

5/30/2012 10:58:56 PM

5/30/2012 11:00:34 PM

A partner here always tells long boring as shit stories at the end of meetings. It's casual conversation and would appear you're free to leave, but the one guy who did got fired a few weeks later, so we just grin and bear it.

5/30/2012 11:02:38 PM

We have one those at our company.

Boss: "We hired someone new and-"
Her: "WHO?"

Let him finish you dumb bitch

5/30/2012 11:12:10 PM