hi tww. me and my girlfriend are drunk in gatling, tn and we need a place to stay. we have lots of zuchini bread and boxed wine to share. anybody live near by?

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6/10/2012 6:13:39 PM

I'm just a few miles north of you in Washington, DC. You're welcome, friend.

6/10/2012 6:17:30 PM

is that near Gatlinburg?

6/10/2012 6:20:20 PM

Come over, I live in a dumpster behind the nearest Applebee's.

6/10/2012 6:21:43 PM

sorry ya i meant gatlinburg. this place sucks. but seriously we need a place to stay. we will buy you beer and would love a drinking partner

6/10/2012 6:24:03 PM

which applebees? the one one by ripplys believe it or not? or the one by the guiness book of world records. we are serious though, please help us get out

6/10/2012 6:26:08 PM

these people would love to help you out

6/10/2012 6:32:36 PM

hey man i have a cabin near sevierville about 20 miles away

if you can find a cab i can tell you where to find the key

6/10/2012 6:33:47 PM

6/10/2012 6:51:17 PM

i also have a cabin

6/10/2012 6:56:42 PM

^ pm sent

6/10/2012 6:56:52 PM

i'm having trouble getting my property management company on the phone

i might be able to get them to leave a key with the lady that runs the restaurant next to their office

could you be in sevierville before the restaurant closes at 10?

6/10/2012 7:01:41 PM

Mountain View
Pet Friendly
Hot Tub
2 Jacuzzi Tubs
Pool Table
Wet Bar
Gas Fireplace
6 King Suites
10 TVs
Cable TV
DVD Players
Wi-Fi
Telephone
Fully Stocked Kitchen
Dishwasher
Microwave
Refrigerator
Ice Maker
Mini Bar
3 Levels, 4 Sitting Areas
Charcoal BBQ Grill
Gas Grill
Air Conditioning
Linens Provided
Washer/Dryer
Paved Access
Parking for 6 Cars

6/10/2012 7:08:14 PM

I'm not trying to knock how people do things w/ planning and whatnot

but how do you travel somewhere and not plan on where you're going to stay

6/10/2012 7:09:59 PM

hey settledown, are you serious because we are on our way. pm sent

6/10/2012 7:17:53 PM

you guys aren't going to do drugs in the cabin or anything like that are you?

6/10/2012 7:20:21 PM

dweedle, we were supposed to be backpacking in the smokies but the weather turned toward hunderstorms.

6/10/2012 7:20:33 PM

Wait, if you are drunk, how are you getting there?

6/10/2012 7:20:55 PM

haha. no just sleep and head to nola in the morning

6/10/2012 7:21:18 PM

gf isnt

6/10/2012 7:21:56 PM

Quote :

"me and my girlfriend are drunk"

6/10/2012 7:23:04 PM

ah gotcha

stay safe in those hundredstorms

[Edited on June 10, 2012 at 7:24 PM. Reason : ]

6/10/2012 7:24:04 PM

do you mind sharing the place with all the other smelly vagrants I met online and offered a free place to stay

6/10/2012 7:24:33 PM

we have a tent. i just want to sleep in the yard. dont need a key

6/10/2012 7:24:37 PM

Dude, just look up primitive camping sites. You're surrounded by them. Why do you need somebody's yard?

6/10/2012 7:26:59 PM

because its fun. nm got a couch surfing in maryville. thanks for nothing tww, after all ive done for you

6/10/2012 7:28:52 PM

oh cool

do you know how to disable a bear trap?

the yard is full of them

6/10/2012 7:29:43 PM

^^Better make sure they are okay with you setting up a tent on their couch.

6/10/2012 7:31:53 PM

didn't realize they get good enough waves to surf an entire couch in maryville

6/10/2012 7:42:21 PM

that place of settledown's is $375/night, btw

sleeps 20

6/10/2012 7:44:17 PM

TreeTwista, want to come for a visit sometime?

we can play Nintendo 64 or some shit

but no drugs

it's a Drug Free Cabin

6/10/2012 8:17:55 PM

So you rent that cabin out? You have a website or anything? I've got a good friend that he and his family rent a house/cabin for a week or two every year for vacation. It looks like something they might be interested in at some point

6/10/2012 8:31:04 PM

for sure, here you go

http://www.vacationrentals.com/vacation-rentals/85642.html

6/10/2012 8:35:28 PM

epic trolling itt

6/10/2012 9:13:53 PM

I'm just gonna post here so I can find this thread later.

6/10/2012 11:29:32 PM

Or you could Add To My Topics lol

6/10/2012 11:32:07 PM

I can't believe that people actually take Seth Le Down seriously. Come on guys, we're in our 20's.

6/10/2012 11:32:25 PM

I was just in Pigeon Forge for a bachelor party this weekend... had dinner at Mellow Mushroom in Gatlinburg last night then went to checkout the moonshine brewery and absolutely dominated laser tag at Fort Fun. Alas, we were very disappointed to find out upon arriving in said area that the closest strip clubs were in Knoxville. Just got back in a few hours ago.

6/10/2012 11:35:05 PM

sent you a pm, have a place near there you can stay if you still need it.

6/11/2012 12:07:23 AM

Hey Settledown - hope your house didnt burn down

12/1/2016 3:26:20 PM

What a great thread

12/1/2016 5:16:28 PM

See if you can find something on Airbnb.

12/1/2016 6:04:41 PM

Quote :

"it's a Drug Free Cabin"

11/2/2017 3:59:08 PM