Because he doesn't need to be sequestered to yet another Jeff Dunham thread










The story about taking his disabled friend to a brothel:

start at 6:15

6/11/2012 3:05:12 PM

well played, sir, well played

6/11/2012 3:08:41 PM

not only that ... he if fucking hilarious

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"The story about taking his disabled friend to a brothel:"

love that shit ...

6/11/2012 3:40:29 PM

Some of his best work is on Opie and Anthony, YouTube is full of his appearances on there

http://tinyurl.com/6ntfn86

Two of my favorites -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-rwpqlXtj4 - Jim Jeffries Paul McCartney story, only 10 minutes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhaitpGikdk - Drunk Jim Jeffries vs. Justine Joli, over an hour long but well worth it.

6/11/2012 5:38:37 PM

"You think she would still go out with me if I ask her later?"

"No way man, no chance"

"I'm still gonna ask her though. What's the worst that could happen? Rape?"

6/11/2012 7:54:21 PM

Jefferies is great. I've never heard the full Jefferies-Joli thing... just the production they play with the dating thing.

I wish they would stop having Tom Papa in, though. He's a bit buster with his stupid repetitive shit. Sucks because he's actually really good at stand up but just doesn't work on the radio format.

6/11/2012 8:17:34 PM

Ahh haha

Glad I could tee up a thread like this. Jefferies is one of my favorites.

6/11/2012 9:40:54 PM

^^^^ "Cause I'm gonna dig it out with a KNIAFFE"

6/11/2012 9:59:26 PM

+1 dude is funny as hell

6/11/2012 10:29:23 PM

HIS COCK'S SO FUCKIN' BIG, I THINK THAT'S WHY THE REST OF HIS MUSCLES DON'T WORK!

[Edited on June 11, 2012 at 11:03 PM. Reason : you are NOTHING...until you've washed your disabled brother's cock to take him to a prostitute!]

6/11/2012 11:00:24 PM

FTR: TheDuke's post was the inspiration for this thread. I'd only heard of him a little over a week ago anyway, special came on at 3am while I was half-cocked at a friends house.

[Edited on June 11, 2012 at 11:39 PM. Reason : I was damn near crying the whole time though]

6/11/2012 11:39:32 PM

Jim Jefferies has a new special out!

11/29/2012 10:57:12 PM

So...Jim Jefferies' new special, Fully Functional, is out now. The whole thing is on YouTube, too.

Also, he's about to debut a show on FX called Legit.

1/13/2013 7:56:53 PM

Not that funny

1/13/2013 8:30:15 PM

Yeah, I don't like Fully Functional as much as either I Swear To God or Alcoholocaust, but it's decent and has a few moments of greatness.

1/13/2013 8:34:31 PM

Doug Stanhope

1/13/2013 8:53:37 PM